Prompt: The crossover that never should've happened
Originally found in this collection here
Don’t Even Think About It
By: GWFan (The Softcore Brony)
This was a strange world. The cat was sure of that. Looking around the little village, he could see pastel color ponies everywhere. Having decided this might be a great opportunity, he walked up to a random pink pony.
“Excuse me, my name is-”
The pink pony suddenly gasped loudly and jumped in the air before bolting away at the sight of him.
“Rude.” He wasn’t going to get anywhere if all the ponies were like this.
“Oh my goodness! It’s a big kitty cat that walks on two legs!”
The cat turned around and saw a yellow pony with wings staring at him with big eyes. There was also a white unicorn with a lavender mane. Both of them appeared to be females.
“Hello there, ladies.”
The yellow one gasped. “And he talks!” She walked right up to him and smiled. “Hi, I’m Fluttershy. I never knew cats could talk.”
“I never knew ponies had wings and horns.”
“It’s only natural for us to have such fine qualities. My name is Rarity by the way. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a cat like you before.”
“Well-”
“Ahhhh. I’m going to call you, Whiskers.” Fluttershy snuggled him with her cheek.
The cat appeared briefly surprised but then smiled and hugged her back. “Except for the name, I kinda like where this is going.”
“I’ve never seen Fluttershy so bold before. Whoever you are, you are a great influence on her. I should really thank you in some way.”
“I can think of at least one way,” he replied with a smile.
“As can I. You really should do something about that awful red shirt. It doesn’t become you at all. Come to my boutique and remove it so I can see about making something better.”
The cat’s eyes lit up. “You want me to go with you to your house and take my shirt off?”
“Yes. Is there some problem with that?”
“Not at all. Lead the way, ladies. Only in togetherness can the world become a better place.” He placed his arms around both of their shoulders.
“Friendship is a wonderful thing,” Fluttershy agreed.
“And the closer the friendship, the better.” The cat moved his hands over their backs.
An explosion suddenly lit up in their ears. Before any of them knew it, the cat was sprawled on the ground with cake batter all over his face.
“Oh, heck no.” The pink pony from earlier suddenly appeared in front of them, pointing something right at him. “Don’t even think about it.”
“Is that a cannon?” the cat worried.
“If I were you, I would get out of town while I still could.”
The cat smiled. “Far out.” He got up and dashed away.
“Pinkie, whatever did you do that for? He seemed like such a nice gentlecat.”
“You just don’t get it, Rarity. That was Fritz the Cat.”
“Fritz?” Rarity started.
“The Cat?” Fluttershy finished.
The two mares exchanged confused glances. “I’ve never heard of him,” Rarity said as Fluttershy shrugged.
“Then you’re two of the lucky ones.” Pinkie Pie wheeled her cannon away and only took one look back to make sure Fritz the Cat didn’t return.
Rarity and Fluttershy just stood there, dumbfounded.
“What was that all about?” Rarity demanded.
And that’s how Equestria was saved.
The End