A Medicine Cat among Ponies

by Kitsulestia


Cart before the Ponies/ 28 Pranks Later

*Spottedleaf's POV*


*YAWN/MEOW!* Ah, another beautiful morning.

Leopardfoot yawns "Morning sis."

"Morning, Leopardfoot." I greeted back.

Leopardfoot asks "So what's going on today?"

“How about we go outside and find out?” I offered.

Mistheart was soon on my head.

Mistheart spoke "Morning mama!"

“Morning Mistheart. What’s gotten you up early?” I noticed.

A flyer was in Mistheart's mouth which was for the go-kart race.

“Heehee, competitive for racing, I see?” I giggled.

Mistheart spoke "No mama, it for you and auntie Leopardfoot."

“Say what now?” I asked in surprise.

Frostleaf chuckles "She's right Spots, this could be a good opportunity to spend the day with your sister."

“Ya sure? I haven’t really done this before.” I noted.

Frostleaf spoke "True but you could ask Rainbow or Applejack about it."

“Right.” I nodded.

Twilight was talking to Cheerilee about the race.

Twilight spoke "I don't think it's a good idea for the adults to take part in the go-kart race though."

A loud gunshot magic sneeze from Lan had caused Cheerilee to become an alicorn.

“Oh boy…” I noted.

Maylu spoke "It was just dumb luck that Cheerilee was a nascent alicorn."

Danyelle spoke "Lan…"

Lan asks "Y-yes nee-chan?"

Danyelle spoke "Try to control yourself next time."

A dark mulberry mare with a cloak was among the crowd since she was looking for someone.

The mystery mare asks "Excuse me, have you seen an eleven tailed foxcat-alicorn hybrid anywhere?"

“Huh?” I wondered in confusion.

Sunny shouts "Get back Spots! That's Opaline!"

The mare asks "Huh? Who’re you? And how do you know my name?"

Sunny growls "We of the Alliance have met your Redux-verse counterpart."

The mare spoke "Still, who are you? Because I don't know you.

Sunny growls "Don't play dumb with me Opaline!"

Izzy grabs Sunny and pulls the light orange alicorn mare away.

Izzy spoke "Sunny-bunny, calm down."

A warp ring opens up before Redux-verse Opaline steps out despite the foal bump on her belly.

Redux-verse Opaline spoke "Wow, seems like the Warrior-verse version of me is a bit dense."

Opaline angrily asks "What was that?!"

Redux-verse Midnight chuckles "Picking on my wife now, are we?"

Opaline gasps "*Stammering with blushing head* W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WIFE?!"

Redux-verse Midnight howls, getting a response from his counterpart.

Midnight soon skids to a stop, bowling Opaline over thus causing the two to tumble down a hill.

Then we heard the sound of bowling pins being knocked over.

Hitch was on his back while laughing.

Rainbow laughs "Hehe! Strike!"

Zipp hoofbumps her fellow alicorn while laughing.

Pinkie spoke "Heehee! Wow! They really fell head over hooves for each other!"

Still restraining Sunny, Izzy giggles "Literally!"

Twilight asks "So what about Sunny now?"

A pale blue alicorn with pink hooves spoke "It's kind of a long story..."

Scootaloo whines "Rainbow! You promised you'd help me with my go-kart!"

Rainbow glared at Twilight.

Twilight asks "What?"

Rainbow spoke "I’m helping Scoots build her go-kart."

Twilight spoke "But you have to build it the way she wants it."

Danyelle asks "Right Miss Cheerilee?"

Cheerilee spoke "If you're certain."

Danyelle spoke "And with the racetrack itself, there is a big chance the racers could have a nasty crash."

Cheerilee spoke "I hadn't thought about that..."

Danyelle spoke "And before Applejack and Rarity get any ideas, the karts have to be what Applebloom and Sweetie Belle want."

Applejack spoke "Ah'll try ta keep mahself in check."

Rarity spoke "As will I."

Danyelle spoke "Good."

Quick already had his go kart finished right as a fourth tail had split off from his third tail.

Quick yelps "Ow!"

Scorching asks "You okay kiddo?"

Quick spoke "I think I got another tail."

Scorching spoke "I originally had six but I gained three more upon evolve-ascending, same with my sister."

Scootaloo faints from embarrassment.

Rainbow and Azure snickered at that.

Quick spoke "It's not funny!"

Zipp snickers "*Snrk!* It is to some of us."

Quick growls "Don't make me zap you Zipp."

Zipp asks "*Eyebrow raise* Really?"

Zipp was soon half frozen.

Winter spoke "Don't make fun of my son."

Quick spoke "Thanks mom."

Winter spoke "*Hugs Quick* But by the time you have all nine tails, that filly will be loving you nonstop."

A flustered Quick spoke "MOM!!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!"

Danyelle spoke "I still can't believe that dumbass Golden Ingot had the nerve to prank Leafstar with a cucumber... Only to get sent flying with a wind blast!"

Azure laughs "HA!"

Danyelle spoke "He'll never learn!"

Pinkie spoke "Hmm… Wonder if there’s such a thing as a Sisternado."

Danyelle spoke "Pinkie, you are such an airhead! Plus you're not an airbender."

Applejack suddenly snickered.

Roll giggles "No matter what universe it is, Pinkie is such an airhead!"

Cheese chuckles "Maybe, but she’s MY airhead."

Danyelle giggles "My OC-verse and Redux-verse counterparts could say the same about the Pinkie they know."

Twilight giggles "Yet Golden Ingot and his counterparts are idiots."

Rainbow spoke "Yeah, they must have gold for brains."

A Mew was heard giggling.

Redux-verse Danyelle giggles "Once an idiot, always an idiot!"

Applejack spoke "Eyup."

Danyelle giggles "Stupid is as stupid does."

Redux-verse Danyelle giggles "That's pretty much Inuyasha in a nutshell as well."

Some time after the go-kart race, Rainbow was going overboard on pranking everyone.

Danyelle spoke "I'm gonna skin that mare!"

"What happened?" I asked.

Danyelle's fur was dyed pink.

Danyelle growls "What do you think happened?"

"Yeesh." I winced.

Justice groans "She threw my helmet into the lake."

Wendy whines "Rainbow shaved me!"

I then noticed Pinkie.

Justice asks "You okay Pinkie?"

Pinkie spoke "Huh? I’m fine."

Applejack spoke "Even Ah can tell that was a lie Pinkie."

A loud scream was heard from Cyber since she had spotted an alicorn colt that looked just like her dead brother.

“Talk about timing.” I noted.

Cyber screams "TWILIGHT!!! WHAT IS THIS?"

Twilight nervously giggled.

Yellowfang spoke "Busted..."

Twilight spoke "It’s a lot to explain..."

Cyber spoke "Try explaining that to my dad!"

Twilight asks "…You mean Uncle Swift Shield?"

Cyber growls "How do you know my dad's name?"

Twilight spoke "I was there… when the first one happened…"

I spoke "As was I..."

Cyber froze at that.

I spoke "It was three weeks after I was adopted into Twilight's family when the original Data Card... died..."

Cyber became speechless.

Twilight spoke "I'm sorry..."

Shadows were over Cyber's eyes.

Data asks "Th-this a bad time?"

The voice instantly calmed Cyber down.


*Meanwhile*


Zane was yelling since Ingot had blown up his lab.

Zane screams "IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"

Moeka spoke "Kestin, calm down before I smack you."

Zane spoke "Sorry... It's just that idiot won't stop blowing my lab up!"

Then the compacts started ringing.

Aria asks "Huh?"

Zane picked up one of the compacts and answered. "Hello? Oh! Dany!"

Pie Crust was on his mother's head.

Danyelle spoke "Hey Zane, I need your and Moeka's help with a prank I'm gonna pull on Rainbow and Ingot."

Zane spoke "A prank against Rainbow and Ingot? *Dark and devious chuckle* Count me in."

Aria spoke "Count me in as well!"

Danyelle snickers "Might as well include the sirens in on the prank too."

"Ooh! Don't forget a certain Abyssinian in New Mareidian." I snickered.

Twilight teleported before reappearing with Nadia.

Twilight spoke "Hey Spots! I got her!"

I ask "Perfect! Hey Nadia, ready to let your head roll?"

Nadia spoke "Hehe, for a prank? Sounds purr-fect!"

Ozul showed up. "If my Lucky's joining in, I'm in too."

Nadia spoke "*Blush* R-Rifty...!"

Leopardfoot spoke "It's not my fault if he's an idiot."

Danyelle giggled at noticing Nadia's blush.

Willowpelt giggles "She-cat's got it bad!"

Leopardfoot spoke "Willowpelt, that was meowsy."

Danyelle asks "Anywho, everyone ready for the biggest prank of all time?"

Various Abyssinians, Diamond Dogs, dragons, gryphons and alicorns cheer.

Danyelle spoke "And it's SO obvious that Nadia has it bad for Ozul."

But then Danyelle got an idea before whispering it to Twilight and I, making us giggle.

Twilight snickers "We should so set the two up on a date."

“Yeah, a BLIND date. But let’s save that for later.” I whispered.

Danyelle spoke "Regardless if Cadence yells at us for it..."

Twilight spoke "Don’t worry, I can handle my sister-in-law."

I spoke "True there Twilight and... quesadilla."

Twilight yelps "*Jumps* GYAH!!!"

I laugh "That never gets old!"

Danyelle asks "Ready?"

Natsu spoke "Let's get back at those two idiots!"

Kim spoke "Gah! No Noi! Those are for our prank!"

Noi asks "Hmm?"

Danyelle spoke "We all know you love cookies though Noi but we need these for a prank we're going to pull on Rainbow Dash and Golden Ingot."

Pierce spoke "Even I think Ingot's getting a little carried away."

Aphmau spoke "No matter how many times we take his TNT away, he always has more."

Nadia laughs "Well, it may be time we give 'im a REAL good scare!"

Redux-verse Danyelle giggles "I'll help too!! Nothing is more scarier than a mad mother!"

Danyelle asks "When did you get here?"

Redux-verse Danyelle spoke "Warp ring, try to keep up."

Danyelle spoke "Right, forgot about that."

Redux-verse Danyelle spoke "I remember this one time where I had to help a feral version of my universe's Tails try to find a way home after he had passed through a one-way portal."

Quick spoke "Yeesh."

Redux-verse Danyelle spoke "Yeah but he was like a puppy in terms of behavior."

Scootaloo snickered while Quick Fix blushed at that.

Redux-verse Danyelle giggles "And it seems the young three-tailed foxpony wants a belly rub!"

Quick stammers "N-No I don't! Besides, I have four now!"

Scootaloo pounces on Quick, knocking the four-tailed foxpony onto his back before giving him a belly rub.

Quick laughs "St-Stop it!"

Scootaloo spoke "Not a chance Tails!"

Winter giggles "Cute nickname."

Quick spoke "MOM!!!!"

Winter giggles "And who knows? Maybe when you grow up, mares might come screaming for you."

Quick curls up into a ball in embarrassment.

Scootaloo asks "Yeesh, ease up a bit, will ya?

Danyelle giggles "I agree."

Winter giggles "Heehee, sorry."

Danyelle spoke "Let's get this prank started."

Then we started preparing for that night.

Twilight snickers "I have an idea guys! Instead of cookies, we should try testing Ingot's spice limit!"

“Prank Rainbow first, then that.” I snickered.

Danyelle spoke "Shush! I hear her coming..."

Spike whispers "This is gonna be awesome!"

Redux-verse Danyelle whispers "I know!"

We then ate our cookies, ready to make ourselves look like cookie zombies.

Nadia whispers "How's this?"

Nadia showed us holding her decapitated head for real, still being alive perfectly fine.

Redux-verse Danyelle giggles "Very spooky!"

Nadia whispers "And watch this."

Nadia dropped her head as it walked on her ears and blasted forward with a blood burst.

Danyelle spoke "Places everyone, I hear the two coming now."

We nodded as we went into our positions.

Redux-verse Danyelle had messed her fur up before groaning like an actual zombie.

Rainbow laughs "Hah! We got them good, didn't we Ingot?"

Ingot laughs "Haha! You bet!"

Rainbow spoke "Any minute now…"

Only silence.

Rainbow laughs "And did you see the look on Featherwhisker's face when we pranked him with those cucumbers?"

Ingot spoke "Hehe, yeah!"

Rainbow asks "…What’s going on? Why is nobody coming outside?"

A guttural growl was heard as several Abyssinians and other creatures had rainbow colored stuff around their mouths.

Even the sirens had the same dulled look.

But then Nadia’s head rolled, also having rainbow colored stuff over her mouth as her eyes were closed and head lifeless.

Even Goliath and his fellow gargoyles had the rainbow filling on their mouths too.

The gargoyles growled with their eyes glowing white like usual as Nadia’s headless body crept on.

But Demona's eyes were glowing red.

Redux-verse Danyelle spoke "Cookies...."

Rainbow asks "Uh, guys?

But then Nadia’s eyes opened instantly before leaping at Rainbow Dash with a ravenous yowl.

Nadia spoke "COOKIES…!"

Then Peacock and her gang showed up, actually looking like cookie zombies, but we weren’t gonna question them.

Peacock spoke "Cookies…!"

Ingot spoke "Uh Rainbow, we have to RUN!!!!"

Rainbow spoke "No need to tell me twice!"

Ingot ran away screaming like a little filly.

Rainbow flew after him with AJ, AB, Scootaloo, Rarity, Sweetie Belle and Pierce, since they didn’t eat the cookies yet, thanks to that being part of the plan.

A dull-colored Azure bodyslams Rainbow, pinning her down.

Rainbow spoke "Azure! Not you too!"

Azure spoke "I want cookies..."

“Sorry!” Rainbow apologized as she kicked Azure off her before catching up with the others.

The others follow the small group.

The group soon hid inside a farm.

Pierce spoke "The barn won't last long against seven gargoyles plus all six clans!"

Applejack spoke "What’s goin’ on out there? Fillyscout cookies never caused all this."

Rainbow spoke "I… I think there’s something in the cookies."

Noble pops up suddenly but he wasn't under the effect.

Noble asks "Maybe I could help?"

A young female nocturnal gargoyle was with the wolfish alicorn.

Rainbow spoke "Noble! Boy, are we glad to see you!"

Noble uses an invisibility spell on his adopted daughter so that Goliath didn't spot the young gargoyle.

Noble spoke "These cookies smell different...."

Applejack spoke "Come on. Fillyguide cookies have been the same fer years. It’s not like there’s a new recipe that turns creatures into cookie-cravin’ zombies."

Rainbow spoke "U-Unless there is."

Applebloom asks "Huh?"

Applejack asks "What did you do?"

The invisible gargoyle spoke "Out with it Skittles!"

But then the windows started being broke through as the front door started being forced open before Ingot and Rainbow blocked them off.

Noble and the gargoyle help the two.

Noble spoke "Don't eat those cookies Applejack!"

Rainbow spoke "Okay, so Ingot and I might have switched the fillyguide cookies with our joke cookies, to make everyone’s mouths rainbow, but it somehow made everyone cookie-craving zombies instead! S-So we should stay here until the effects wear off, and as long as nobody else eats the cookies, we’ll be fine."

Rarity spoke "*Covered in shadows* That’s good, Darling. Except for one thing… *Reveals herself as a cookie zombie* We have already eaten them…"

That spooked the four before they saw AJ as a cookie zombie too.

Applejack spoke "Looks like yer prank up and backfired…"

The four yelped as Rainbow Dash dropped the lamp, revealing Scootaloo, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle as cookie zombies as well.

CMC trio spoke "Cookies…!"

The young gargoyle was shaking but she tried not to scream.

Applejack kicked away the blockade as the door burst open, revealing the cookie zombie horde.

Rainbow spoke "N-No! Don’t! You don’t want these! They’re bad!"

Danyelle spoke "But we do want them...."

Peacock spoke "We want cookies!"

Rainbow Dash spoke "I'm so sorry! I never meant for any of this to happen! It was suppose to be a funny prank, but this isn't funny at all!"

Pinkie spoke "...Exactly!"

The Mew started giggling.

Redux-verse Danyelle laughs "We got you good!!!"

All of us then returned to normal while wiping the rainbow stuff off our faces.

Rainbow asks "H-Huh?"

Ingot asks "What is going on?"

Featherwhisker chuckles "After that cucumber prank you two pulled on me, I came up with an idea to get back at you two boobs. So I asked Pinkie for help."

Pinkie spoke "Aw shucks, it was nothing."

Danyelle spoke "And believe me Rainbow, it was NOT easy convincing Demona to help out."

Peacock asks "Ya think, Dan-cat?"

Noble chuckles "That's nothing compared to the surprise I have for Goliath and Demona."

The others all burst into fits of laughter.


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