“Take this, and this, and this.” American Recon repeated after hitting the dead body of the wood wolf over and over again.
“I think we got all of them.” American support said while walking past American Recon, reloading his M60E4. The entire clearing that the humans stood in were littered with the bodies of the former alive Wood wolves.
“Wow, I didn’t know that a Recon was so good in close combat.” Russian Assault said while reloading his SCAR-L with grip, heavy barrel and holographic sight. Both he and Russian Engineer were watching American Recon when he stabbed and punched the dead wood wolf over and over again again.
“Yeah, they are calm guys most of the time but when you piss them of it’s not a pretty sight.” Russian Engineer said calmly while looking down at his SCAR-H with grip, ACOG sight and flash suppr. Jokis1 and Russian Recon came walking towards them and Russian Recon asked.
“Should we do something about him?” He asked while looking at American Recon.
“Nah let him tire himself out.” Jokis1 said calmly. “Hey, it just hit me. We haven’t properly introduced each other yet.” Jokis1 said while holding out his arm towards Russian Recon.
“My name is Jokis1 for those of you that don’t know.” He said with a smile. Russian Recon looked down at the arm and took a hold of it.
“My name is WK15 FTW” He said. “And this is Summermaniac.” He said while pointing at Russian Assault “And this is Sir Cakeman.” He said while pointing at Russian Engineer. Jokis1 nodded and looked at the others from his squad. Support was currently trying to calm Recon down.
“Supports name is Lord Diamond and Recons name is Sponte.” Jokis1 said while pointing with his thumb at his friends. WK15 nodded and looked around.
“We better get moving, I hate to be here when it gets dark.” He said while looking at his surroundings.
“Yeah, that would be a good idea.” Jokis1 said while walking towards his squad mates. Lord Diamond had finally managed to calm Sponte down and they were currently talking. They saw that Jokis1 was coming towards them and stopped talking.
“We should better move out of here before it gets dark.” Jokis1 said to the two Americans.
“How do you feel Sponte?” He asked. Sponte just looked at him and said.
“I’m fine, let’s just go already.” He said annoyed while starting to walk into the forest. The others just followed him in there and soon they were out of sight.
Chapter 7
Celestia was sipping on her tea. When she was finished with it she was to leave for Ponyville. She was interested in these new creatures and according to Twilight they were friendly. She finished her tea before one of the maidens came in.
“Excuse for disturbing you, your highness but you have received a letter from the King of the Griffin kingdom.” She said while bowing and holding up a letter with her hoof. Celestia looked at her and said.
“Thank you and don’t worry about that.” Celestia said while grasping the letter with her magic. She started to read it and her face went from happy to one of horror. She looked up from the letter and yelled.
“Captain Shining Armor.” Almost immediately a white colored stallion unicorn with purple armor came running in.
“Yes ma’am.” He said while saluting.
“Ready your best guards, Shining. Tell them that they are to intercept six beings that have left the Griffin Kingdom this morning. Read the letter for more information. I have to leave now.” Celestia said while running past Shining Armor. He just stood there watching her disappear down the corridor. He looked at the letter and grasped it with his magic. He started to read it in his head.
Princess Celestia.
I know it has been a long time since you last heard from me but I request your help. Six strange bipedal beings where sighted in our capital this morning. They looked like Minotaur’s but whore a strange amount of clothes on them and the heads where more of a primate. They left the capital and are currently on route to Equestria from the north. Be aware, they are extremely dangerous. They are not to be underestimated. They killed sixty of my best guards when they tried to arrest them. What I request from you know is that can capture them since they are on Equestrian ground and turn them over to us for trial.
King Flyalot
Celestia was running as fast as could. She had to fetch her sister and some of her own personal guards to follow her to Ponyville. She had to hurry. Only one thing was on her mind.
Be safe Twilight, please.
***
Both humans had finished their meal and were now leaning back in their chairs. Bad call, both chairs were immediately crushed under their weight and turned to a pile of wood.
“Eh, sorry.” Assault said while getting up. Support got up as well. The ponies that sat around the table just stared before Applebloom that had just got home from school released a giggle. Applejack silenced her with a glare before turning to the two humans and said.
“Nothing tah worry about. Ah can take care of it later.” She said. All of them had been sitting outside while eating. Both humans had just got up before a certain Lavender Unicorn came walking towards them.
“Hey guys.” Twilight said.
“Hey Twilight.” The two of them said, the others said their hallo as well. Twilight couldn’t manage to suppress her joy for any longer.
“I just got the letter from princess Celestia. She will be here within the hour. Oh, I can’t wait until she gets here. I have so many questions to ask you guys.” She said while jumping around the two humans.
“He he, good for you.” Assault said. Suddenly Twilight was up at his face.
“Can I just ask you one question now? please please please.” She pleaded. Assault was thinking for an answer when he saw the puppy dog eyes that Twilight put up with.
So cute, must resist, must resist Assault yelled in his head but to no use. He looked at Support with a face that was asking for help but Support responded with a face that said you are on your own before walking back to the table. He looked back at Twilight and let out a sigh of defeat and said.
“Alright, you can ask one question.” Twilight let out squeak of happiness and started to jump around happy saying yes yes yes when Assault repeated.
“ONE question and it has to be a small and a simple one.” Assault corrected her. She stopped jumping and looked a little sad first but then thought. One simple question is better than none. She looked up at Assault and said.
“Ok, just let me think of a good question.” She thought for a moment before a simple question came up.
“I got one. Why is it that you have the same accent as us but he over there sound like he has a hard time speaking it?” Twilight said while pointing with her hoof at Support that was talking to Big Mac at the table.
“That’s simple Twilight. We are from two different countries.” Assault said with a smile.
“What countries are you from? Are the anywhere near here? How many of you are there?” She asked again.
“ap ap ap. You have already used you question.” Assault said while waving his finger.
“But…”
“No buts, you just have to wait.” He said while walking back to the table. Twilight looked at the ground sad but decided to wait for the princess. Assault reached the table and sat down on a log that lay near it.
“Uh, Assault?” Applebloom asked. Assault looked at her and said.
“Yeeees.”
“I asked before but I didn’t get any answer but can I ask again?” Applebloom asked.
“Shoot.” Assault said.
“I asked if you and your friend where aliens and…are you guys aliens?” Applebloom asked. The others stopped talking and looked at her. Applejack shot her a glare and was about to say something when Assault started to laugh a little.
“He he well, for what Support has told me so far. We are from another planet so the answer should be yes. I suppose that I and Support are aliiiiieeeeennnnssss.” Assault said while waving his hands in the air, trying to look scary. Applebloom giggled and said.
“Wow, cool. I can’t wait to tell my friends that I have meet real aliens. They are going to be so jealous.” Applebloom said with amazement in her voice. Assault laughed at the cuteness before seeing Twilight at his side.
“Wait, you are aliens?” Twilight asked.
“What did I tell you about the ‘one question rule’?” Assault asked the lavender Unicorn.
“I don’t care; you got to tell me more.” Twilight said while coming awfully close to Assaults face again.
“Oh, I can show you something from my world right now. Do you remember this one?” Assault said while taking slowly out his M1911 out of the gunpocket. Twilight immediately shut her mouth shut and nodded slowly while backing away from his face.
“I thought so.”
The others just sat there in silence before Applebloom asked.
“Is that your zapper, Mr. Assault?” Applebloom asked, eyeing the pistol. Assault looked away from Twilight and smiled at the filly.
“Sort of.” Was all he said.
“Cool, do you use it to blast space rocks and other aliens?” She asked again. Assault started to laugh again.
“Where do you get all of these ideas from?” He asked. Applebloom looked at the ground embarrassed before saying.
“Comic books” She said, this just seemed to make Assault laugh harder.
“You have comic books here as well. HA HA. Maybe this place isn’t so bad after all.” He said between laughs. He stopped laughing when he noticed the mad face of Twilight.
“What?” he asked.
“You have answered more questions for her then for me.” She said angrily.
“Well, compared to you she hasn’t thrown a book in my face or threatens me yet with magic. Sooooooo, what do you have to say for yourself.” He asked the purple mare. Twilight tried to argue but saw that it was no use. She looked down at the ground, ashamed of herself. Assault noticed this and said.
“Hey, don’t be sad. I promise later to answer ANY questions you have, okay. Except if its math questions…or any questions about life but anything else.” He said while putting his hand on her back and clapping. Twilight looked up at him and smiled.
“That’s the spirit.” He said to her. He noticed that Support was getting up from his seat and walked towards them. He stopped in front of them and said.
“What do you say that we wait at the library, Twilight for your princess да? That means if it’s okay with you?” Support asked. Twilight grinned and said.
“You start to sound like Fluttershy.” Support just rolled his eyes and started the walk towards the library. Twilight went after him and Assault got up as well. He was about to take another step forward when he noticed that something was grasping his right leg. He looked down and saw Applebloom looking at him with big puppy eyes.
“Do you have to leave already Mr. Assault?” She said with her big puppy eyes. Assault once again cursed under his breath because if the cuteness. He bended down to her level, which was a long way down because she was not bigger than his boots.
“Yeah, but I promise to come back.” He said in hope of cheering up the little filly. Applebloom looked at him and asked.
“Can I come with you guys?” She asked.
“Sorry but my background story isn’t really anything for children to hear.” He said. Applebloom looked once again down on the ground sad.
“But I’ll make it up to you. You can introduce me to your friends later if you want.” He said. Applebloom smiled at this and nodded. He clapped her on the head before saying his goodbyes to the others. Twilight gestured Applejack to come and she did willingly. She wanted to hear more about them anyway. Once again they went through the town of Ponyville but this time the streets were already empty.
“Hey Twilight?” Support said, completely unfazed that the town was empty…again. Twilight looked up at him.
“Yes?” she said.
“It seems that they can now sense that we are on our way. You guys sure evolve fast.” Support said jokily, Assault laughed little as well. Twilight just rolled her eyes and kept walking. They soon reached the library and Twilight and Applejack walked in first. Both humans were about to bow down to be able to get though the door when they saw both Applejack and Twilight being swopped away from view. Both humans immediately got back up and leaned up against the wall. Support pulled out his M240B while Assault pulled out his L85A2 and aimed it at Support. Support glared at him.
“Sorry, instincts” Assault said. Suport just rolled his eyes and tried to look though the window but saw nothing because of the curtains.
“What the hell happened to those two? What the fuck is going on?” Assault said while trying to look though the other window.
“I have no idea.” Support said. He looked at the door again and then at Assault.
“We cannot go in though the front door. That would just be idiotic.” He said. He then realized something.
“But if you can’t use the front door. Just make your own.” A smile erupted on his face. Assault smiled as well when he realized what Support meant by that. Both of them got to the back of the house and looked though the window there. It looked like a bedroom. They saw no one in there and decided to put Supports plan though motion. Support took out his C4 and placed one on the wall. They backed away and hid behind a rock that was close by.
“Sorry for the wall Twilight, but it’s for your own safety.” Support said while he pushed the button on the detonator. The explosion took away most of the east side of the building but did not damage the tree enough for it to fall down. Both humans wasted no time in running though the hole into the bedroom and kick down the door to the other room.
“EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!” Assault yelled while aiming his rifle in the dark.
“It’s the monsters!” Someone yelled in the dark. Suddenly the entire dark room was filled with screams of terror and panic. The lights went on and what Support and Assault saw did they at least expect. Everywhere there where ponies running around in panic. Okay that they expected but what they did not expect was all the party stuff everywhere. They noticed Pinkie in the middle of it all, singing like nothing has happened. Soon the entire library was empty of ponies except for the six ponies they already knew. Pinkie finally finished her song and looked around.
“Hey, where did everypony go?” she asked before bunching of to the two humans.
“So did you two like the surprise? Did you did you did you?” She asked several times.
“And why did you come from Twilights bedroom. There is no door there in there.” Pinkie said while bunching past the humans and looked into the room.
“Just some big hole in the wall.” She said unfazed by the hole. Twilights ears lifted after hearing this and she immediately ran into her room. When she saw the destruction of several of her books and most of the wall she stopped. She looked at the humans and yelled.
“What did you do to my room?” She yelled at them.
“What did we do? What the fuck is going on in here?” Assault yelled back.
“It’s you guys surprise party, silly. Soooooo did you two like the surprise? Did you did you?” Pinkie asked again while bunching as usual.
“Wait, all of this was a surprise party?” Support asked, clearly confused of what was going on. Pinkie nodded.
“Why did you blow blow up my wall? Where did you even get explosives from?” Twilight screamed of anger at the two of them. Supports, which have had enough of Twilights screaming, aimed his machine gun at her and said.
“If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll make you.” Support said while grinding his teeth’s. Twilight backed away slowly.
“Good.” Rainbow flied up to them and said.
“Hey, what gives? We throw you guys a party and you respond by threatening Twilight. What’s wrong with you two?” She said at Support. Soon all of them started to talk into each other’s mouths. Assault stayed quiet and saw that’s Support face was twitching. He backed away slowly. Support finally lost it. He fired a couple of rounds from his M240B into the ceiling, silencing all in the room. All the ponies stared at the smocking pipe of the gun and then at the face of Support.
“WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HEAR US OUT!” He yelled on top of his lungs. All of the ponies started to back away. The once calm human was now a walking dynamite package that had been lighted up.
“THANK YOU, NOW…” He wasn’t able to finish before being shot by an energy beam and was sent flying across the room right through the wall. Assault didn’t even have any time to react before being shot as well and was also sent through the wall. The ponies just stood there flabbergasted of what just transpired before hearing from behind them.
“YOU WILL NOT HURT OUR SUBJECTS!” Yelled Princess Luna in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Both she and her sister Celestia stormed into the library and stopped next to the ponies.
“Are you alright girls?” Celestia asked, clearly worried.
“Celestia, what did you just do?” Twilight asked.
“What do you mean? That thing was about to hurt you and your friends and…”
(Crick-crick) sounded behind them. The ponies looked at the two holes in the walls and saw two really pissed off looking humans.
“That’s impossible. That spell was strong enough to even paralyze a dragon.” Luna said worried. Support then said.
“Ваше время пришло”
“What?” Celestia asked.
“It means that your time has come.” Support said before he and Assault opened fire. Celestia and Luna took immediately up a force field to protect the girls. Both princesses were immediately strained from the pressure from the bullets from both guns. Both Support and Assault stopped firing when they realized that they were shooting at the girls.
“Let’s do this up and personal, okay.” Assault said while taking out his knife and pounced at Luna. Before Celestia could react Support did the same at her. Both humans pinned both Alicorns down easily.
“Hope you like cold steel in your throat.” Assault said while reading his knife. He was just about to strike down when he felt a serious pain on his side. He fell of this Luna figure and grasped his side in pain. He looked back and saw a White unicorn stallion in golden armor staring hatefully at him.
That guy sure knows how to pack a punch Assault thought to himself. He looked over at Support and saw that he was now fighting similar ponies but more of them. Support finally managed to throw most of them of before getting up like Assault. Both humans started to back up and taking out their guns when they saw more of them arrive. Soon the entire room was filled with these golden armor guys.
“Man, there are sure a lot of these guys.” Assault said while trying to pick a target with his L85A2.
“Да, I’m not sure if I have enough ammo for this many guys.” Support said. Both of them where quiet before they started to laugh a little.
“He he. ‘Not enough ammo’” Assault said between laughs.
“You are outnumbered. Surrender and we will not hurt you.” Celestia said, glaring at the two humans.
“Make us.” Assault said.
“Да”
“We can do that.” Luna said with a smile. They all of them started to advance towards the two humans.
“Bring it on.” Assault said while aiming at Celestia.
“Back off, we are serious. We don’t want to hurt you.” Support said while waving his M240B back and forth.
“Why not, we just attacked what I assume is the leaders of this land so I bet we cannot sink deeper into the shit. (Crick-crick)” Assault said while pulling the reload pull on the gun once again. Both sides where just about to attack each other when a certain lavender unicorn stepped into the middle of all.
“ENOUGH!” Twilight yelled, both sides stopped and looked at her.
“Please, just stop.” She said again while blocking the way to the two humans. Both humans just looked at each other and then back at her. Celestia was just as surprised. She walked up to her and asked.
“Twilight, why are you protecting these two? They were just about to attack you.”
“No they weren’t. They were just about to explain a misunderstanding to us even if I don’t know how blowing up my wall is a “misunderstanding”…” She said.
“We thought you were in danger.” Assault snapped.
“…When you shoot them.” Twilight continued, ignoring the two humans.”And why the paralyze spell didn’t work is because they are somehow resistant to magic.” Twilight explained to her mentor. Celestia just stood there before looking at the two humans. She walked past Twilight and looked them both in the eye. She then said.
“I’m sorry.”
“Excuse me?” Assault asked.
“I made a mistake. Me and my sister thought that you two where about to hurt Twilight and her friends. But it seems that we were mistaken and for that I am deeply sorry.” Celestia said. She noticed that both of these ‘humans’ where a few inches taller then her, horn included. Both humans just looked unsure before Support spoke up.
“You just used one of your so called ‘spells’ on us and where about to murder, imprison or what you now where thinking about to do to us. And then you just walk up here and try to apologize.” He said with anger in his voice. Celestia looked at the ground sad.
“But I am known for not holding a grunt for long and I bet that it seemed like we were about to attack them so I can understand your worry, извинения приняты” Support said with a smile. All of his anger suddenly gone
“What?” Celestia asked.
“It means apology accepted.” Support said again, clapping Celestia on the cheek. The guards tensed up but Luna was quickly to quiet them down. Celestia looked at the other human and asked.
“And do you forgive us as well?” She asked Assault. Assault though on it for a moment before answering.
“Weeeeeeeellll, Support is right about that it must have looked weird from your point of view and I am already used to people that are trying to kill me.” Assault said while giving Support a glare.
“Sooooooo, what the hell. Apology accepted.” Celestia smiled and said.
“Thank you.” She looked back at her sister and gestured her to come. Luna walked up to her side and stared at the humans. She also now noticed how much bigger they where compared to her. The top of her horn was only like up to what she supposed was their chest. That explained how they could bring her and her sister down so easily. Twilight now stepped up to them and said.
“Now when that’s over with, how about those questions.” She said with a smile. All of them just looked at her before Celestia started to giggle.
“Oh Twilight, still looking for new things to study.” Celestia said. Luna just shook her head and looked at the humans.
“I think we have not properly introduced each other yet. My name is Princess Luna of the Moon.” Luna said. Both humans just stood there before Assault said.
“’Sup.” He received a slap on his head by Support.
“Ow, what was that for?” Assault said while rubbing his temple.
“You are just meeting royalty and all you can say is ‘sup’” Support said. Luna was about to say anything that would teach this thing about acting in front of royalty before Celestia spoke up.
“Don’t mind that. What are your names?” She asked. Support spoke up.
“My name is BOBthieBomber and this is Looter Penguin.” He said.
“Sup.” Assault said again. Support face palmed and looked at Celestia and asked.
“And what’s your name?”
“My name is Princess Celestia of the Sun.” She said “And it’s a pleasure to meet you two. I’m going to be honest. I have never seen anything like you two before.” She said while studying their form.
“Finding anything you like?” Assault said teasingly while flexing his biceps once again. Almost immediately Celestia stopped studying them and her face went blood red. Both Assault and Support started to laugh like two madmen. Once again all of the guards was about to attack again by this. Almost immediately both humans where surrounded by spears.
“Hey, relax. I’m just kidding, he he.” Assault said with a nervous laugh.
“Guards, stand down.” Celestia ordered. The guards immediately lowered their spears and went back at attention. Twilight couldn’t take it anymore.
“Can we please get to the questions now?” she pleaded. Support just rolled his eyes and said.
“Just a moment, Twilight. I just have to ask Celestia on thing.” He said. He turned towards Celestia.
“I’m curious. I know that you had all the reasons to attack us. But, I must know. How did you know that we could might be hostile? Twilight said to us that she told you that we were not hostile and still you brought a small army with you.” Support said.
“There is something you are not telling us.” He said with a smug smile. Celestia sighed and said.
“It’s true, I received a letter from the Griffin Kingdom about an hour ago...” she was cut off.
“Griffin kingdom, seriously.” Assault said while crossing his arms. Support just shot him a glare before gesturing Celestia to continue.
“As I was saying. I got a letter from them and they said that they were attacked by six creatures that whore same description of you two so I didn’t want to take any risks.” Celestia said. She looked at Twilight.
“I don’t know what I would do if anything would happened to Twilight and her friends just because I was too slow.” Celestia said while looking down at the floor. Assault and Support tensed up when they heard all that.
“Oh god.” Assault said while he face palmed.
“Huh.” Celestia said while looking up from the ground again.
“Tell me Celestia. Did these six happen to kill something on the way?” Support asked. Celestia thought about of it before responding.
“Yes they did, in the letter it was mentioned that they killed over sixty griffin guards.” All in the room tensed up when they heard that, all except for Celestia, Assault and Support.
“Killed?” Rainbow said stunned.
“Yup, sounds like them alright.” Assault said to Support. Support just nodded.
“Wait, you know who these other humans are?” Luna asked the two humans. Still fascinated by their form and all. Support turned towards her and said.
“You could say that.” he then turned towards Celestia. “Celestia, please tell me you didn’t send anyone after them.” Support said to the white Alicorn. Celestia wondered what he meant by that.
“I send my best guards after these creatures. They should have reached them about twenty minutes ago.” Celestia said.
“Then they all died eighteen minutes ago.” Support said. Celestia was taken aback by this.
“What?” was all Celestia could say.
“We better get them before they cause anymore damage.” Assault said. Support nodded. They grabbed their stuff and started heading towards the door when they heard a familiar voice.
“And where are you two going?” Twilight said while blocking their path to the door.
“Let us past, Twilight.” Support said. Twilight stood her ground.
“Listen Twilight, Lives are at stake here. Is this really more important than that?” Support asked.
“Yes” all in the room stared at her “I mean no. NO” she corrected quickly.
“Dam’ girl, you scare me sometimes.” Assault said while walking past Twilight. Support followed close behind. Twilight was about to try and stop them when she heard from behind her.
“Twilight, we need to talk.” Celestia said. She looked at the humans.
“And before you two go.” She said, they stopped and turned to look at her.
“I pray that you are wrong but if you are to intercept these other humans if they are what you say they are. And to show that I am on your side please take some of my guards with you.” She said.
“Нет.” Support simply said. This took Celestia by surprise.
“Why?” She asked.
“If your guards have already intercepted the others, which you said they had, they are already dead and these other humans will be looking out for more of these ponies to kill.” Support said to the white Alicorn. Celestia thought for a moment before saying.
“Very well then but Please hurry.” She said.
“Don’t worry, ma’am. We know how to calm them down. If it really is the ones we are suspecting.” Assault said before the two of them started to run towards the forest. How they could run so fast which so much on them was beyond her. She closed her eyes and said.
“I just hope that what they said weren't true.”
“Why’s that?” Applejack asked.
“If what they say is true than I I’m so sorry Twilight.” Celestia said while hanging her head low again.
“What do you…oh no.” Twilight said before a tear escaped her eye.
“Shiny…”
***
“Why must I carry this thing?” Lord diamond said. It was around twenty minutes since the six humans where attacked by alike twenty unicorns and Pegasi in golden armor (I’m not kidding, golden armor). They didn't do much. Even the griffins where more dangerous than them. The firefight lasted for like twenty seconds. When the fight was over and the humans emerging victorious they found one survivor. This one looked like the leader. After like five minutes of convincing Sponte not to kill it they decided to take it as prisoner. They tied it up and after Summermaniac patched it up with his medkit it woke up. They had stuffed a gag into its mouth so it would scream of neigh or whatever it would do. It wouldn't be able to so just forget about all of this. After their little attack they had walked the entire time through the forest.
“Because you are a Support and you are strongest of us.” Jokis1 said to the unicorn bearing human.
“Really, you think I’m strong?” Lord diamond asked, Jokis1 groaned and nodded.
“Well I have been working out lately.” He said while checking his left arm muscles while holding the unicorn in the other arm over the shoulder. Jokis1 looked at Sir Cakeman and whispered into his ear.
“That will give us about an hour.” He said with a smug smile. Sir Cakeman laughed a little.
“Alright, I see a clearing up ahead, everyone. Stay sharp.” WK15 said, squeezing his eyes together while holding his hand over them. The six (seven plus the unicorn.) of them walked into the clearing and looked around. What they saw made their jaws drop.
“What.The.Hell.” Was all Sponte could say.
“What the hell are they doing here?” Summermaniac asked.
“Hell if I know but I don’t care. We finally have some real firepower.” Jokis1 said with a glee. There in the middle of the clearing stood an M1A2 Abrams, an LAV 25 and one M1025 Humvee with remote control machinegun. All ready to be used.
“If anyone wants to fuck with us now they are in a world of hurt.” He finished while running towards the tank while giggling like a school girl.
Meanwhile on Tehran highway 64 p
“What do you mean that we are missing an Abrams, a LAV and a Humvee?” the American administrator commander yelled to a soldier.
“I’m sorry sir. The vehicles should have popped up a while ago but they never did and the Russians never got their hands on them.” The soldiers said nervously.
“What happened?” The commander growled.
“Some soldiers wanted to make a convoy when an enemy T-90A showed up. It fired at the vehicles but missed but hit the building over them. The debris fell on the vehicles and they just disappeared. No wreckage, no crater. They just disappeared. The drivers manage to jump out just in time dock.” The soldiers said. The commander just looked at him than face palmed.
“DICE really need to get that glitch fixed.” He sighed and said.