“(Hot Latin Voice) Also be honest with me, I look hot as a Siren.” Adagio and Aria shook their heads, but Sonata nodded as Zero made a raspberry.Castle of Friendship
Zero came out of the portal as a walking shark as 3 Sirens appeared through the portal as they looked around and looked at themselves. “Welcome to Equestria, Final Destination is a room probably owned by a spoiled rich pony or stupid follow of Spewswirl The Virgin Wizard.” He said as Sonata snickered.
“How long did you think of those names?” She asked as Zero turned to her.
“Over 1,000 years but time might be different between 2 dimensions. So my sense of time is completely off. I mean it could have been millions but it’s hard to tell.” He said as he morphed into a Siren in his colors. “(Hot Latin Voice) Also be honest with me, I look hot as a Siren.” Adagio and Aria shook their heads, but Sonata nodded as Zero made a raspberry.
“Critics! I know I’m hot.” He said as he shook his tail at them. “I could be something else? Centaur? Gargoyle? Hippogriff? Dragon?” He said as they looked at him.
“And what makes you think you’ll be a believable dragon?” Asked Aria.
“Like I’ll be believable in this form.” He said as he morphs into a large male Alicorn with A MENACING flowing mane “(Male Voice) So what do you think?” He said as their jaws dropped.
“Whoa…” They said Zero smirked.
“Bloody Fun.” He said as the door opened as they turned to see a purple dragon with green spikes.
“Sunset Shimmer! I thought I heard the portal being used! It’s great to-” He opened his eyes to see 3 Sirens and a huge Alicorn in the room. They all were flabbergasted but the Sonata recognized his voice.
“Hey! You’re the cute talking puppy who helped Sunset and her friends destroy our gems!” She yelled as Zero jumped and body-slammed him.
“BODY SLAM!” Yelled Zero as he closed the doors and locked it as he held the little dragon against his will. “A baby dragon?” He said as he noticed the wings “Oh never mind. A Kid Dragon.” He took a whiff of Spike as he rolled his eyes “You have pony magic on you… Don’t tell me the ponies are still stealing dragon eggs and making you their servants? I can see the carnage of ponies having their faces melt off by dragon fire.” He said with a sadistic grin as the Dazzlings and Spike looked at him.
“How disturbed are you?” Asked Adagio as Zero narrowed his eyes on her.
“Completely disturbed. Especially when Weakswirl banished you to a time where you saw the madness of war and the deaths of those humans. So many of them… they were even children.” He said as The Dazzlings backed away from him.
“Oh… you poor Zero.” Said Sonata as she hugged him, feeling sorry for him. “Feel better.” Zero stood there.
“You’re the 4th one who felt sorry for me.” He said as Sonata looked at him.
“Who are the 1st 3?” She asked as Zero looked down.
“Megan… Molly… Danny…” He said sadly “They were… are the nicest kids I’ve ever met.” He said, “If only that accursed parasite never sealed their world from ours. I would still be happy.” He said angrily as he petted Spike. “As for you… I won’t hurt you if you tell me about the new changes in the world and all the locations of Starswirl’s statues so I can get many flocks of pigeons to go on his statues.” He said as The Dazzlings snickered.
“I would love to see that.” Said Aria as they heard knocking.
“Spike?” They turned to the door as The Dazzlings knew whose voice was that.
“Twilight!” Yelled Spike as Zero muzzled his mouth.
“Spike?!” She yelled as she couldn’t open the door “Spike! Why are the doors locked?” She asked as Zero cleared his throat.
“(Spike’s Voice) Sorry Twilight.” Spike was shocked to see that Alicorn did a perfect imitation of his voice. “I locked the doors for a reason.” He said
“Why did you lock the doors?” She asked as Zero tried to think of a way out.
“I did it because… I’m gassy.” He said as they looked at him, even Spike. “I’m hiding here because my bowels are going crazy, and I’ve been acting cool, but I was holding it in, and I can’t hold it any longer.” He said as Spike rolled his eyes knowing Twilight won’t believe it but Zero’s tail morphed into an exact duplicate of Spike’s rear end as it started farting.
Sonata covered her mouth as she was holding in her laughs as Adagio and Aria were disgusted by that, along with Spike. “Spike. I’m going to get something for that stomach of yours. Until that problem of yours is resolved, I’ll be withholding all your ice cream privileges.” She said as Spike screamed but Zero still voiced as Spike.
“No… Fair…” He complained as he heard Twilight trot away “(Zero’s Voice) Sucks for you that you lose your ice cream.” He said as Spike breathed fire to his hoof but Zero smiled. “Aww… baby got fire… tell me, can you not make it lukewarm?” He said as they all looked at him with shock.
“How are you not burnt by that?” Asked Adagio as Zero looked at her.
“I don’t know. I’m not like any creature.” He said as he morphed into his human form as he looked at Spike as he held him upside down by the tail. “Now, like before I asked; tell me what you know.” Spike frowned at him.
“What makes you think I’ll talk?” He asked as Zero smirked.
“This.” He said as his entire face opened as tendrils and his skull unleashed a dark aura *ROAR*
“AAAAHHHHH!!!!” Screamed Spike and The Dazzlings as Zero looked at Spike with a smirk but frown.
“Did you wet yourself?” He asked as Spike’s face was entirely red.
“Not on purpose.” He said while tearing up.
“Oh… poor baby…” Said Zero as he cradled Spike “You should see what I did to Starswirl during my time. When he was sleeping in his lab, I captured him and placed him in a baby crib in Canterlot Square.” He said as Spike looked at him.
“Who or what are you?” He said as Zero smirked.
“I’m Zero.” He said Spike was a bit scared of who Zero is, told him & The Sirens everything.
1 Hour Later
Zero was snarling as he roared fire, ice, and electricity as the Dazzlings were baffled. “Wait… so let me get this straight. Discord, the Lord of Chaos and Disharmony who your friends manage to ‘quote reform him’ unquote.” Said Aria “Managed to gather Equestria’s baddest villains to use as pawns for Princess Twilight Sparkle as a boost in her ego to rule Equestria at the price of having the Wendigos nearly buried Equestria in ice and snow?!” She said as her, Adagio and Sonata surrounded him.
“Uh… when you said like that… kind of…” He said as they looked at Zero whose head did a 180 degree turn as they all gave a quiet scream seeing that.
“Discord…” Said Zero “I can’t believe you trust that backstabber!” He said as he morphed into Discord
“(Discord’s Voice) I am the equivalent of living scum! I backstabbed my father, the pony I got to beat him and my friends for a selfish reason that I ignored the consequences as I’m forgiven for my crimes and got away with it with no remorse.” He said as he morphed into a Naga
“Ssssssso Ssssselfisssssssh if you assssssk me.”
“THAT’S NOT TRUE!” Yelled Spike “He made up for his mistake by freeing our friends from the Legion of Doom! Also they no longer have magic from that magic bell they have!” He yelled as Zero raised his brow.
“Magic bell?” He said as the Sirens looked confused.
“Magic bell?” Said Sonata
“He better not be talking about Grogar’s Bell?” Said Aria.
“That’s right!” Said Spike. “Thanks to the Magic of Friendship, all the magic they stole returned to every creature.” He said smugly.
“Every creature?” Said Zero as he realized what that means. “You don’t know who’s magic you gave back to.” He muttered quietly.
“What did you say?” Said Adagio as Zero turned to them.
“Oh… all of Equestria will find out, when it’s too late.” He said as he grabbed Spike by the shoulder. “And sorry to do this to you but… I can’t let you tell your friends about us.” He said as Spike panicked.
“I thought you weren’t going to hurt me!” He said.
“I did.” He said as he morph into a Drider and wrapped Spike in spider thread “I don’t think trapping you in spider silk won’t hurt you, unless you foolishly try to set it on fire because I’ll place you on the portal and I don’t think you’ll friends will like the portal destroyed.” He said
“Speak for yourself.” Both Zero and Spike turned to the Sirens. “You didn’t spend your time in the Dark Ages of that world where they’ll burn you at the stake for thinking you’re a witch.” Said Aria.
“Don’t forget that all females didn’t have any rights.” Said Adagio
“Also Candy and ice cream are only eaten by the rich!” Yelled Sonata as Zero looked at them.
“Uh… When I was banished, I was sent to where the humans were learning how to create tools.” He said as they looked at him.
“Learning how to use… tools?” Said Adagio and realized “Were you in the Stone-Age?!” She yelled as he looked at them.
“Yeah. I mean I stayed in a certain location because I kept having some fights with the Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons. I liked the Neanderthals, they were fun as the Cro-Magnons were arrogant. If only they and the Neanderthals worked together, they would still be alive, and some humans would look muscular.” He said as he morphed into an exact copy of Spike which shocked Spike who smirked at him
“In 2 hours, those webs will fade but it will be too late to stop me until those other girls come here to save the day.” He said as The Dazzlings realized that Sunset will stop them. “Let them come.” He said, which shocked them. “I love for them to try to stop me. It will be… BLOODY FUN!” He said as his eyes glowed and gave 2 metal hand signs. They looked at him.
“Were you always like this?” Asked Adagio as Zero turned to them.
“Yeah. Also I can’t wait for those Pillars to crumble to know The Legendary Zero is back.” He said as he marched out will make a vocalization of a song they heard of. They looked at each other and Spike.
“We’ll… stay here.” Said Adagio as they sat as Aria and Sonata looked for something to read.
Canterlot City
Zero was on the train ride with Twilight and her friends. They were a bit confused on why Spike was so excited, he even crashed into one of the passengers as he ran out, while Twilight and her friends lost him in the crowds. Zero hides in an alley and morphs into an Earth Pony colt in old medieval clothes. “Now… I wonder where to find Duncecord?” He said as he looked at the crowds of different creatures. “I better find the stage.” He said as he ran to the castle.
50 Minutes Later
Twilight was on top of a stage looking around as Discord appeared. “What’s wrong now?” He asked as Twilight looked at him.
“It’s Spike. It’s acting weird.” She said, “He’s been a bit destructive and pushy lately which is baffling me.” She said,
“I doubt it.” He said.
“He refused to help carry Rarity’s traveling cases.” She said as Discord looked at her.
“Dragon hormones.” He said Twilight didn’t like that.
“(Cute Boy Voice) Excuse me.” They turned to see a young red and black earth pony colt in an old cloak as he held a card in his hoof. “I have a doctor’s appointment and I need to find my doctor. Can you help me find him… PLEASE?” He said with the big, cute eyes as Discord looked disgusted.
“Eww… I’m getting a Cozy Glow vibe from him.” He said as he was about to snap his fingers, but Twilight stopped him.
“DISCORD!” She yelled at him as she smiled “Of course, young one. Tell me your doctor’s name?” She said as the young colt looked at it.
“Uh… Uh… I’m sorry but his name is a bit of a tongue twister. Maybe the Lord of Chaos can say it without getting tongue tied?” He said as Discord rolled his eyes.
“Please… no words ever tongue tie me.” He said as he looked at the card “Dr. Drocsid.” He said as his eyes popped out as he looked at the card “DROCSID!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!!” Discord screamed as he unleashed a bright flash as the crowds looked at him. He was panting on the ground as Twilight looked at him.
“Discord?! What’s wrong? What's happening now?!” She yelled as the colt snickered.
“(Cute Boy Voice) Oh it's very simple, pwincess. If a Dwaconequus ever said their name backwards, their magic’s sealed for the next 3 months.” He said as he snickered as Discord crawled to him
“HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!” He screamed as the colt smiled and started laughing.
“(Cute Boy Voice) That’s very easy… it’s because I always know that secret of yours… (Voice Changing into an Adult Man Voice) Because I always trick you with that for years.” Said the colt as Twilight was shocked as Discord turned to the colt.
“That… voice…” Said Discord as the colt smiled as his expression turned ominous and demonic.
“(Deep Demonic Voice) I’M BACK!!! *ROAR*” Yelled the colt as Discord screamed in horror as he snapped his fingers in front of the colt as the colt revealed he had a mouth full of fangs and chomped on his hand.
“*SCREAM IN PAIN*” Discord was swinging the colt around as the colt released him and chomped him on the tail as Discord was tackled by the colt leaving Twilight baffled in horror as Discord was being attacked by a colt or said colt. She used a magic spell that reveals a Changeling in disguise, but it didn’t affect him.
“Is that colt a Changeling?” She said as the Colt grabbed Discord by the tail as he swung him around and slammed him on the ground.
“OW!!!” Screamed Discord as Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and the Pillars appeared.
“Twilight! What’s going on?!” Yelled Celestia as she witnessed the colt was dragging Discord by the legs as he was screaming as he tried grabbing the ground but failed as he grabbed some stuff from the crowd as he threw the colt’s head, but it didn’t affect him. The colt rolled his eyes as Discord grabbed a griffon’s slice of pizza, tossed it at the colt’s face as he stopped to remove it, only to get disgusted by the toppings.
“(Normal Voice) Pineapple on Pizza?! BLECK!!!!” He freaked out as he released Discord from his grip “(Cute Boy Voice) Uh-oh…” He said as he saw Discord escaping.
“SUCKER!” He yelled as Discord ran away as he got hit by a flying rowboat. “OOOFFFF!!!” He yelled in pain as everyone saw some sea creatures they never saw but some did remember them.
“The SIRENS!!!” Yelled The Pillars and Twilight as the colt picked up Discord with a rope of chains as he tied Discord on the bow of the boat.
“(Normal Voice) You girls must really care about me very much.” He said as Sonata floated with Spike around her hooves.
“Actually Adagio was hoping you would be in danger, so we saved you and you owe us.” She said as Zero smiled.
“Knew that would happen and too bad it didn’t happen.” Said Zero as Celestia and Luna appeared in front of him.
“STOP RIGHT THERE!” Yelled Celestia as her and Luna’s horn glowed.
“WHO ARE YOU?!” Yelled Luna as Zero smirked.
“Really? You two forgot about me?” He said as he snickered. “Me? Your best friend?” He said as the crowd looked confused. “The one who taught you two to have fun? The one who taught you to play pranks on jerks?” The crowd started to believe he’s lying “The one who taught you to create fake dummies of yourself to fool around with dudes as they listen to Fake Beard’s lectures?” He said both Celestia and Luna looked baffled by how he knew that as he morphs into a shark. “The one who you both begged me to stick your heads in my mouth?” He said with a grin as Celestia and Luna backed away in shock.
“ZERO?!” They both said.
“WHAT?!” Screamed the Pillars as Zero morphs into an Alicorn which shocked the crowd.
“You finally remember… Sunny Cakes and Moon Pie.” He said as he grinned at them. “So do you two finally find someone for yourselves or Mr. I’ve-become-a-wizard-to-never-date-for-the-rest-of-my-life ruined it for you both.” He said as they looked down.
“The 2nd one.” They both said in shame.
“Really? You both run this land, not the wizard who prefers fame, glory, and ego-gaining. I mean he never liked my help for him.” Said Zero.
“Turning into me and flirting with every female close to my age, does not help ME!!!” Screamed Starswirl as Twilight looked baffled in hearing that as Zero morphed into a Changeling Queen and appeared next to her.
“Yeah… I knew he’ll never have kids, because he’s afraid of taking care of others that doesn’t inflate his annoying ego.” Said Zero as Twilight turned to Zero and snarled at him.
“WHO ARE YOU?!” She yelled as Zero narrowed his eyes.
“I’m Zero.” He said with a smirk as he morphed into Twilight Sparkle which shocked the crowd. 
“(Twilight Sparkle’s voice) “Plus I have no shame. I mean look at yourself. Hit the gym once in while or your flank will be shaking every time you trot.” She said as he shook his rump at the crowd “Enjoying my royal butt?” Which enraged Twilight, every female creature and Shining Armor but excited the stallions.
“PERVERT!” Screamed Twilight as she unleashed a massive magic beam at Zero, but he flicked it away as it headed towards the castle. The damage caused by Twilight’s magic left a massive hole in it.
“(Zero’s Voice) Aww… you left a hole in Celestia’s and Luna’s castle or should I say, your castle. I can imagine you taxing everyone out of their hard earned money to fix your castle and maybe make a stupid statue of you with a slimmer figure.” He said snickering as he belched in front of Twilight as she gagged and fainted. “500 years without oral hygiene and it still works.” He said as Celestia and Luna encased him in magic.
“ZERO!” Yelled Celestia “I know things have changed but listen to us.”
“We’ll help you in any way.” Said Luna as Zero turned to them.
“Help me?” He asked, “Will you help me undo the trillions of memories I gain of seeing the suffering and deaths I’ve witnessed in that other world I saw? The world Starswirl and his rockheads banished these Sirens to?” He asked as Celestia and Luna looked shocked as they turned to Starswirl in anger. “Will it undo the broken promise you made with me to never let your subjects and heroes take what I was protecting away to ensure the safety of the world?” He asked as they looked at him as Pinkie was horrified to hear that Starswirl broke Celestia’s Luna’s promise to Zero. “So sorry best friends… or should I say ex-best friends.” He said as he broke free from their magic as he morphed into something like a massive white dragon. 
“ITS REVENGE TIME!!!” He roared as Ember flew towards him.
“STOP!!!” Roared Ember as Zero noticed the staff.
“The Dragon Lord Staff?”
“That’s right! I am the new Dragon Lord, Ember! And since you’re now a dragon, I order you to stand down!” She yelled as Zero snickered.
“You really think all dragons obey you?” He said as Ember looked confused by what he said “News alert! You’re only the Dragon Lord of Fire Dragons! And I’m a Wind Dragon.” He said as Ember looked confused as well as the other dragons. “SMELL DEFEAT!!!” He roared as he unleashed a blast of green air at Dragon Lord Ember and the crowd as some thought it was poison, but one unicorn stallion named Blueblood announced what it was.
“Bad… breath…” He said as he fainted from the smell. Many creatures were on the ground and in the air like flies falling hitting a bug zapper. The Sirens quickly moves their boat above Zero’s breath attack as they and Spike witness everyone losing consciousness. Sonata hold her nose.
“Eww… Zero’s breath smells so awful!” She said as Aria and Adagio held their noses.
“What did he eat?” Said Aria.
“My guess, everything and anything in the human world.” Answer Adagio.
“Friendship can beat anything… but bad breath isn’t one of them.” Said Spike sadly as he passed out as he got a whiff of it.
“Losers.” He said as Sunset Shimmer appeared.
“Twilight! Princess Celestia! I have- GAH!!!” She also fainted as Zero rolled his eyes.
“Great… another one to bring with us.” He said in an annoying tone “Hope Celestia lost some weight… ah who am I kidding, she must have been having a personal chef to make her chef for every late-night snacking.” He said as he picked up who he’s bringing “Now… where’s the garden again?” He said as he flew behind the castle.