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// Bonus Chapter: A Little Persuasion 
// Story: Ponies Discover Guns (A Rewrite of "You Ponies Are Lucky Idiots!") 
// by redandready45 
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Trixie and Sunset heard Wallflower, the latest bi-monthly villain of Canterlot High, rant about her diabolical plan involving the memories of Sunset's friends and the Memory Stone.

"So to make everyone notice you," Sunset said blankly once Wallflower was done caterwauling, "you're gonna use a magic rock that erases everyone's memories of you." Sunset looked at the gardening girl confusedly. "How does this work again?"

"Because...it does!" Wallflower said in an edgelord voice.

"Trixie herself wonders what kind of planet you're living on!" Trixie said derisively at the plant-loving outcast.  

"Don't try and defeat me using logic!" Wallflower overtly dramatically, while the Memory Stone at the duo. "What matters is I have the power. That means I win!" Both girls looked at each other in confusion. A smirk appeared on Trixie as she whispered an idea into Sunset's ears. 

"Trixie has a magic trick!" Trixie said in a casual tone while approaching the short girl.

A mocking grin appeared on Wallflower's face. "And what is-" Wallflower paused as she found a gun leveled at her face.

"Give Trixie the all-powerful mystery rock!" Trixie threatened. "Or else Trixie will make this cap magically appear up your ASS!"

Wallflower stared blankly at the gun before fearfully giving the rock to Sunset and running out of the room screaming.

"Creep," Sunset said under her breath. She smiled at Trixie. "Thanks for the help!"

"The Great and Powerful Trixie is happy too," Trixie paused at Sunset and took the gun out of Trixie's hand. "Uh, what are you-"

"I'm sorry," Sunset said with an excited grin as she held up the gun, beaming at it like it was pirate treasure. "But wouldn't our lives be easier if we could deal with all the magical shit in our lives with this baby!"

"The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't even have an opinion," Trixie said uneasily.

"Well, you've got to have an opinion," Sunset said, turning to Trixie, her finger on the trigger, "I mean-" a gunshot went off.

"Oh man, I shot Trixie in the knee," Sunset said, as if all she did was spill her drink.

"Why the fuck did you do that!" Trixie whined over the piece of metal lodged in her body. "Now there's fucking blood all over my shoes!"

"I didn't mean to. It was an accident, I swear!" Sunset said defensively. Sunset's face smirked as she remembered the memory of erasing rock in her hands. "Maybe we can...forget this ever happened."