//------------------------------// // Talking // Story: My Roommate is a pony? // by Meh121 //------------------------------// "Ah my head." I sighed rubbing my temples. I awoke feeling a soft feeling on my body it was warm, and I'm not going to lie it felt really damn nice. I slowly opened my eyes to see where I was, I looked to the side and saw my table. I chuckled for a minute noticing I passed out on the floor. "Ah you're finally awake." Celestia said hearing me. I was startled at first when I heard her voice. I looked outside and saw it was still pretty dark out. "What time is it?" I asked still laying there, this blanket was amazing although a bit heavy. "About four a.m." Celestia told me, magically giving me some water and aspirin. I tried moving my hands but they were stuck. I sat up and noticed Twilight was laying on top of me. I mentally freaked out. 'Oh dear god she fell asleep on me! Plus her teacher and the ruler of Equestria is looking at me, while her student is passed out on top of me! Oh dear god I'm so dead, it's bad enough I actually like Twilight.' I thought. "Don't worry I'm not mad at you for my student falling asleep on you." Celestia told me. "Um I was thinking that how could you even notice what I was thinking?" I asked looking at Celestia. "Sorry I saw the look on your face when you saw Twilight, I couldn't resist." Celestia giggled at me. "It's fine but a bit creepy at the same time." I told Celestia. "So then you have feelings for Twilight?" Celestia asked me. I nodded as I slowly moved out from under Twilight. "Well I know she has feelings for you." Celestia said with a smile as I stood up. I looked down at Twilight who looked adorable sleeping. "So I found out Rainbow showed me some of the text, but I don't know if she really actually likes me like that." I said a bit nervous. "Oh trust me she really likes you." Celestia assured me. I couldn't help but blush hearing that. "Wow I really am bad at noticing that type of stuff." I admitted feeling stupid, that even her own teacher could tell she liked me. Celestia only smiled. "It's kinda funny though I never imagined my student would fall in love, while on Earth at least." Celestia told me. "I never thought I would fall in love with a pony, but hey here shows Twilight out of the blue and suddenly my view on ponies changed." I told her. I pulled up a chair for Celestia and myself. "It's cute if you ask me, a sudden romance like this is sometimes the best." Celestia told me. "So then what should I do, I'm not the best with explaining my feelings." I told Celestia. She only gave a small giggle. "You seem to be doing a fine job right now, as for what to do I say do what you think is best." Celestia said. I felt a small vibrate on my phone, I quickly pulled it out and sighed. "Stupid random texts." I said lighting a cigarette. Celestia just looked at it and wondered what is was. "What is that thing?" Celestia asked me. "A cigarette, it's just a stress reliever well that's my excuse." I told Celestia. "So you are under stress?" Celestia asked cocking an eyebrow. "Yes just with this whole Twilight idea I have no idea what to do." I admitted. Celestia quickly took a cigarette and lit it. She coughed almost the second she inhaled. "These taste terrible." Celestia told me. "I never said they tasted great." I chuckled. "Anyways so about your little love problem. Why don't you just ask her out?" Celestia asked me. I sat there looking at her for a moment. "It's not the simple, I mean she probably all ready would say no." I admitted. "You can't doubt yourself I mean just try it once, do it for Twilight." Celestia told me. I sat there for a second and finally nodded. "I'll do it for Twilight." I told Celestia. "Oh what about Pinkie!?" I asked. "It's fine they let her out finding she had ties with me." Celestia chuckled. "Where is she now?" I asked. "Equestria." Celestia told me. "So how is Equestria?" I asked her. She gave a slight sigh. "Stressful." Celestia told me. "I heard it's a great place to live." I told her. "Sure it is but I mean managing the economy, attending royal affairs, then morning court, and caring about everypony and human there." Celestia sighed. I looked at Celestia and shot her a smile. "Well if you ask me from what Twilight told me, you are doing one hell of a job." I told Celestia she gave a weak smile. "Thanks." Celestia told me. "I never thought about it but you sure do have a lot of stress on you." I told her. "It's fine besides these cigarettes make me feel relaxed." Celestia told me. "Huh it's kinda funny they do because you want them to make you feel relaxed, it's funny it's all in your head that you feel relaxed." I told Celestia. "Interesting I might have to buy some of these." Celestia told me. I chuckled for a bit of the morning we talked, I saw the others wake up and say there goodbyes and leave, all mentioning things that needed to be done. I finally saw Twilight wake up her eyes opened slowly. "Well go ask her." Celestia whispered. I looked at her and gave her a no way face. She motioned me to go on, I finally gave in and nodded. I walked up to Twilight and smiled seeing how cute she looked. "Hey there roomy." Twilight said half awake. I waved at her and took a deep breath. I felt my heart rate start to go up faster and faster. I finally worked up the courage to ask her. "Twilight will you go out with me?" I asked.