Celestia stared intently into her Orb. She'd heard that Twilight had gotten one of her own not too long ago, and wanted to check it out herself. After all, what harm could it bri--
A little door opened up from Celestia's Orb as a magical tiny creature stepped out. It bowed its little head, speaking in a too-small voice as it replaced its hat upon its head. "Why hello there, strange horse goddess! I come from the land of--"
"You're here to grant me three wishes, aren't you?" Celestia squinted at the tiny creature.
The creature twiddled its thumbs. "Mmm, yes and no. You could say I'm more looking for a trade rather than a direct granting of wishes."
Celestia sat back on her throne. She picked a brownie off the plate she had beside her and bit into it. "Proceed."
"Sister?" Luna peeked into the room, watching Celestia babble drunkenly at a snowglobe. "I'll uh... I'll unclog the toilet myself."