"Now kiss!" Celestia pushed the heads of the two mares closer together. "Smooch! Kissy kissy!"
Octavia turned her face away. "No! My love stands with Miss Scratch!"
Fluttershy, for her part, only meekly resisted, shrinking away the best that she could from the alicorn's extreme shipping.
Celestia swept her MLP toys under her bed and whistled inconspicuously as Luna slammed the door open, a pair of game controllers dangling in her grasp.