Channel 7: Cultural Programming
“That is not how it happened!” Rarity insisted, while repeatedly punching Spike in the chest. She had the muscles of a seventy-year old unicorn, and the blows had as much impact upon his scales as a mosquito hitting a windshield. “You put that in your autobiography!? You make me look like an ignorant racist lunatic!”
“We actually have several scenes from Spike’s autobiography prepared,” the interviewer said. “For instance, I understand you two frequented a comedy club for several weeks before--”
“Do not,” Rarity snarled, “play the clip!”