//------------------------------// // Zero Disguise // Story: Zero // by GamePlayer64 //------------------------------// Adagio drove at least 5 blocks away from Canterlot High School as Zero shapeshifter into a Bloodhound “Woof Woof! Right there! That’s where I can smell a way to Equestria!” He said as The Dazzlings were shocked at the sight. “THERE?!” Yelled Adagio as she was enraged along with Aria as Sonata looked uncomfortable to see the school. “What’s wrong? You hate school? I can understand that because I was forced to enroll into 500 schools during the last 400 years: Elementary, Middle, High School & Sunday school. I hope the dumbest thing called popularity is dead.” Said Zero as Sonata hugged him. “NO!!!” She said while whining “This is where we got our pendants destroyed!” She said as Zero looked at the place. “Really? How?” He said as he paused a bit and realized the answer “It was the magic girls, wasn’t it?” He spoke. “Big time.” Said Aria. “It’s also where that Alicorn princess helped them.” She said as Zero looked at them. “Which one? Princess Cake Guts or her sister, the dark yet tight butt, Moonie?” He said as they looked at Zero “What? You don’t think I had a relationship with one of them?” Zero said as the Dazzlings looked at him “Because I did as a friend to them as we unleash some pranks on the boring places and rich jerks. You should have seen this couple that freaked out when I turned their gold statues of themselves into lead.” He said as they looked at him. “You turned gold into lead?” Said Aria as Adagio looked at him. “Can you do it in reverse?” She said as Zero looked at her. “I could but… Equestria is full of gold and silver, so… what’s the point?” He said as Adagio grabbed him. “If we fail, we’re gonna demand you compensate us!” She yelled at him as Zero changed into himself. “Just be honest babe. You like me?” He said as Adagio narrowed her eyes at him “Fine… I’ll compensate you 3 if we failed.” He said as he looked at the school. “Like I said before that school has a portal to Equestria but since you told me that’s where the group of girls are and will most likely blast you 3 at sight and I don’t have the patience to wait till night since the nights is where I try to drink myself to death but a creature like me is impossible to die from something that stupid.” He said as Sonata hugged. “Oh, you poor Zero…” She said as Zero transformed into a child version of his teen self. “(Young boy Voice) You are the only ones from Equestria in this world that cares about my feelings.” He said as Zero narrowed his eyes (Regular Voice) Oh man… that is such a corny style of garbage. Don’t tell me that nearly every creature is like that? Being cliché like the modern era’s educational television because I missed the old days. 30 years at best with the trains with faces that didn’t talk in a world where its scenery is like a model train set and the human with the blue puppy in a cartoon world.” He complained. “Yeah, I sound like an old man, but I see worse.” He said as he looked at the school. “So… tell me about them girls?” Asked Zero as they told him what they know. Sunset & her friends were enjoying their time in school as they were talking about their future. The bell rang as every student in Canterlot High headed for the door. “I wonder what we’ll do after high school?” Asked Sunset as they turned to her. “We’ll go to college and make another club.” Said Rainbow as they thought about their future. They came out to see The Dazzlings on their knees with their hands behind their heads. “THE DAZZLINGS!!!” They yelled as the other students remembered them and prepared to throw garbage at them. “What are you doing here?!” Yelled Sunset as they all pointed at the top of the school. The Rainbooms ran to get a view on who they’re pointing to as Sunset gasped in shock. “No WAY!!!” She yelled as her friends looked at her. “Sunset?” Said Fluttershy “What’s wrong? You know that pony?” She asked. “It's… Starswirl the Bearded!” She yelled as some looked confused. “The founder of the Canterlot High Library?” Said Applejack as Sunset shook her head. “No! The great wizard in Equestria!” Said Sunset. “Also the jerk who sent us here.” Said Adagio as they turned to her “In fact, we would never harm any human if he never sent us here.” She said as Rainbow turned to him. “So you’re the jerk responsible for sending these fish faces to our world!” She yelled as the Dazzlings were offended by that. “HEY!!!” “That’s offensive to the Siren race, you racist!” Yelled Aria as Starswirl floated down from the building. Sunset was happy to see one of Equestria’s heroes but realized something was wrong. “Wait! How are you still a pony?! Any creature from Equestria becomes a human or in Spike's case, an animal.” She said as Starswirl puffed out his chest. “I am the most powerful wizard in Equestria, didn’t you think I can create a spell to keep my original form.” He said in an arrogant tone as he narrowed his eyes to them. “I also came here because you 7 are using magic for Equestria for selfish actions.” He said as The Rainbooms were shook to hear that. “Na-ugh! That’s a lie!” Yelled Rainbow “Where’s your proof!” She yelled as Starswirl pointed at The Dazzlings. “I got the evidence from the Sirens’ off magical rectangle.” He said as the crowd looked confused. “Magical Rectangle?” Said Wallflower “Is he talking about a smartphone?” Asked Flash Sentry. “How old is he?” Wonder Trixie as Starswirl looked disgusted. “You use magic for selfish goals and use it to take money from the common villagers.” Said Starswirl as some of the students felt a bit offended by being called villagers “And the more you use magic, it continues to affect them… non-magic humans. It corrupts them and twists their minds to their hidden selfish desires.” He said as The Rainbooms looked down upon hearing that it could be possible the more they use their magic from their geodes, the side-effects from it affect the others. Rainbow Dash used hers constantly as the overuse of her geode affected her friends. “You 7 disappoint me. I shall fix this action by removing your sources of magic and seal the source of it.” He said as his horn glowed as he removed the Rainbooms’ geodes from around their necks. “HEY!” Yelled Rainbow as Starswirl used his magic to immobilize them. Sunset never felt so ashamed about hearing that one of the Pillars of Old Equestria took away their magic. “Ah… now that is settled, I have something to say to these human monkeys.” Said Starswirl as Trixie snarled at him for being called a monkey. “The reason I never got married is because I wet myself when they talk to me, my beard is fake, and I have an itchy butt and I scratch every hour on the hour.” He said as Sonata laughed along with the students of Canterlot High School. Sunset was confused to hear that from a hero of Equestria as Starswirl slowly showed his reaction as he laughed but his voice wasn’t his. “*LAUGHING* (Zero’s Voice) Oh man… you should have seen your faces! I mean you literally believe this massive stick in the mud.” He said as he laughed at them which shocked Sunset as she couldn’t move by the immobilized spell. “Who are you! You’re not Starswirl!” She yelled as the fake Starswirl looked at them. “I don’t know if all of Equestria knows me, but I am Zero.” He said as Sunset and the others looked at each other as Sunset looked at him. “Who?” She said as Zero frowned hearing that. “Really? No one knows me, the famous Zero. The most powerful shapeshifter who can turn into everyone? The one who got Celestia and Luna to turn some noble gold into lead? The one who turned into Starswirl who flirted with every old creature to marry him?” He said as he got close to Pinkie “That’s why he’s a wizard. Too scared to ask someone for his hoof in marriage.” He made a silly face as some of the students surrounded him. “Don’t know what you are but we won’t let you hurt our friends!” Yelled Flash Sentry as Zero smiled. “Oh don’t worry, bub. I won’t hurt them.” As he petted Sunset’s head. “But… humiliation is something else.” He said as he turned to Sunset Shimmer as everyone gasped “(Sunset Shimmer’s voice) Like I said, I can turn into everyone. Even their bodies.” He said as he slowly lifted his shirt as Sunset screamed as some of the male students turned red as the female students attacked them for being perverts. Zero smirked as he morphed into a giant 4 headed hydra. “(Barbershop Quartet) ~We’re scary cause we sing.~” “~Completely… off-~” “~KEY!~” Sang Zero as all the windows of the school and glasses of students shattered as the Dazzlings covered their ears. “MY GLASSES!!!” Screamed Sci-Twi as Zero morphs back into himself. “Sorry, cute face but I have to do something 1st.” He said as he had their geodes. “What are you going to do?” Said Applejack. “The geodes only work for us.” Said Fluttershy as Zero looked at them. “This.” He said as he placed them all in his mouth. “EWWW!!!” Said Everyone as he had a water bottle, pouring the water in his mouth and started gurgling. “THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!” Screamed Rarity as Zero spat out the geode in front of them as the geode glowed some glowing orbs to form a cute chibi-looking Alicorn. “Aww…” Said Everyone, even the Dazzlings. “Cute isn’t it?” Asked Zero as he grabbed it and snapped its neck. “I hate fake cuteness.” He said as everyone looked horrified as they stared at him. “WHAT THE HELL?!” Screamed Adagio. “What…?” He said as Aria. “That was the most adorable thing ever and you killed it!” She said as Sonata started tearing up. “Oh really? Do you believe that parasite’s appearance?” He said as he held it by its tail. “YOU’RE A MONSTER!!!” Screamed Sunset as Zero narrowed his eyes at her. “DO NOT… call me a monster.” Said Zero as everyone surrounded him. “Then tell us something Zero.” Said Trixie. “Would a monster kill-” Before she could finish, the chibi alicorn he was holding slowly morphs into some sort of hideous creature “What…” She said as Zero held it near his face. “That’s what you’ll always look like, you ungrateful parasite.” He said as everyone around him was coughing violently as they all spat out miniature versions of the same parasite Zero killed. They all looked horrified as the miniature parasites melted into goo. “Yeah… Who's the monster now?” Asked Zero as he morphs into a red and ebony Shark and eats the dead parasite he was holding. “What… was…” Stuttered “Harmony.” Said Zero. “That was harmony. *BURP*” He said as he patted Sunset’s head. “You’ll be free in another hour, girls.” He said, “I got a parasite to stop, or it will kill and absorb all life, again.” He said as the Dazzlings watched him heading for the statue. “What… are… you?” Asked Wallflower as Zero turned back to them. “Simple. I’m Zero.” He said as he marched to the portal “You coming girls?” He asked the Dazzlings as they followed him. “What… was that!?” Yelled Adagio. “The thing I’ve been trying to prevent from happening until Stinkswirl and his idiot friends banished me to steal it.” Said Zero as he went into the portal. “So…” Said Sonata “Zero is a good guy?” She asked as Aria and Adagio looked at her and shrugged their shoulders. “I mean if that parasite is what Sunset and her friends have been spreading as friendship… Does that mean… they’re the bad guys or… puppets of a monster?” She said as Sunset and her friends looked at their geodes wondering why that Alicorn turned into that monster. “Uh…” Said Adagio “We… better follow him.” She said as the Dazzlings went through the portal leaving the students and Rainboom behind with questions.