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// Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"I'm sorry, Pinkie, but as Princess Celestia's disgracefully-expelled-for-medical-reasons former student, I have to diagnose you with Bad Syndrome."

"What's that?" Pinkie growled in a raspy voice reminiscent of someone who stood at the end of an unlit tunnel after chainsmoking a hundred thousand cigars. "I feel very evil. Can I bite you?"

"Wha--" Twilight jumped back as Pinkie lunged at her.