I Can Fix Her

by I Vicious I


Why Do Ponys Sing in Public?

The city raged in celebration, a cacophony of jubilant cheers echoed through the bustling streets. The air was thick with the pungent aroma of street food vendors, their savory offerings mingling with the sweet scent of blooming flowers from nearby gardens. Laughter and animated chatter created a symphony of sound, punctuated by distant music that reverberated through the lively atmosphere.

As jubilation permeated the scene, the vibrant visuals unfolded. Huge posters of opaline adorned every wall of every building, a tapestry of victory marked by an emphatic 'X' across her face. The bright colors of the celebration, a kaleidoscope of hues from the swirling decorations, clashed against the muted tones of the city's architecture, creating a surreal visual contrast.

Beneath the celebration, the ground thrummed with the rhythmic vibrations of music and dancing hooves. The palpable energy of the revelers seemed to pulse through Equiis itself, creating a dynamic undercurrent that added depth to the sensory overload.

Hitch sat with a wearied gaze, solitary at the police station. He sifted slowly through paperwork, each sip of his hot apple cider was met with a subtle grimace at its bitter undertones, But they did their job and thwarted his body as it attempted to slumber. While fellow ponys reveled in nightly festivities, making a habit of late revelry for weeks now, Hitch found himself with little control over his own sleep routine.

The police station's front door swung open abruptly as Sunny entered with a burst of energy. Her steps lacked any sense of urgency, and she grinned sheepishly at Hitch.

Hitch cast a sidelong glance at her, remarking, "You know, most ponys knock before entering; it's considered polite." He said with a bemused expression. Sunny responded by playfully sticking out her tongue.

"It's also considered polite to join your friends when they invite you to a party," she shot back, her voice carrying a gentle playfulness. Hitch shook his head, a routine response to Sunny's nightly appearances over the past few weeks. "Come on, Hitch, there's hardly any crime in this city. You can take a night off." Hitch glanced down at the 'busy' night of paperwork, his focus fixed on the single citation he had been reading repeatedly, attempting to feign productivity. The offense in question involved a pony who had broken into song in public without the proper paperwork. While such a violation might have been overlooked, the singing voice in question had the uncanny ability to curdle milk.

"Come on; Misty and Zipp have been asking about you all night. Come out and join us!" she urged enthusiastically.

Hitch shook his head. "That's exactly why I don't want to go out, I know they've both had eyes on me for a while now, " he said glumly.

Sunny rolled her eyes. "Wow, I think you might be the only stallion in Equestria who's disappointed that two pretty mares want his c..."

"They're not just any mares," he interjected. "They're among my best friends; practically sisters to me." Sonny opened her mouth to speak but thought better of it. "Even if I did choose one, I wouldn't want to hurt the other, or worse, have the two mares be bitter towards one another," he said softly, his eyes once again finding the solitary record of a citation on his desk.

Sunny nodded, having lost her joyful enthusiasm. "You're still welcome to join us if you change your mind," she said with a touch of hesitancy, as though extending an olive branch in a garden of uncertainty. "I can always keep those two in check."

Hitch didn't answer, his gaze returning to the lone piece of paper on his desk, a blank canvas awaiting the brushstrokes of his thoughts. The room echoed with the unsung melody of unspoken words, each syllable a quiet note in the symphony of contemplation.

Sunny gave a small, reassuring smile, a flicker of warmth in the cool air of indecision, as she turned to leave. The door closed behind her like the hushed finale of a poignant chapter, leaving Hitch alone with the unwritten narratives of his solitude.

He watched the door gently surrender to gravity, closing behind her with a muted thud that reverberated through the desolate station like a solemn heartbeat. The echo lingered, filling the empty spaces with a melancholic resonance, as if the station itself sighed in quiet solitude.

As Hitch shifted his attention back to the paperwork, a faint crease appeared between his brows, a subtle map of irritation etched on his forehead. He sighed, the sound carrying a trace of impatience, as if the weight of the task before him had suddenly become much more burdensome. His hooves tapped rhythmically on the desk, a muted drumbeat of vexation, as he glanced at the clock with a hint of irritation, silently wishing time would move a bit faster.