In the air i was riding on the back of Lezzy and my best effing friend Spike was on the back of Nightmaare Moon and we were heading to visit the caves of Zecora in the everfreed forest to mulch my pet and stab ideas into the minds of our weak built passion quest of fabulaous saving odd saving the mane six of horrible dickus spell and began to fly with steady readyness to the ice castle were the brother of Twilight and Cadance The Wise live and night dance.
Suddenly Pocketini appeared from my pony fashion that rarity made. And she asked quite steadily. “howdy What is with yall martin and how is your past superb to affect the meagerness of pony in the world we feature here?”
“Because you don’t understand.” I weeped mightily tears of my conquest and steadied the back of celests plot for better love flight and sighed. I rubbed her belly unseductively and in all friendliness Picking with great care that furthered her up in my fingers, we best friend squeezed. “I am the hero of earth before i got sent here.” It was nastlogic and i closed my eyes to let floods of dreams in daytime come to my vision of back thought. Pocketini sipped the cider and waitered.
i remembered what it was like in the past as a game player of Portal (i know you said no portles but the game is the past of him and it must be slightly here to give him flavors.) i was the champion of every torunement ever made for the game and because ethe epic of the skill that possessed my hands with fire of mad skill. Scientists studied the way that i was genious. They gave me the gun and whispered with long feathered fingers angling deep into my back. they whispered in teeth of chattering hush and their long black hair seducted in the breeze like violated strings and they hissed with awe. Their eyes were the largest black sphere of penetrating doom and they were stroking chins and botening their coats slowly.
“Willis this will be the saving of you in the future of not now but maybe even a new world of different epic stature.” The science hands caressed my good to believable epic skills body and new gun they had made and they whispered words with surprise like wonder of being alone with summer in daylight and they quietly added to themselves. “it is epic. He is perfect. Super awesome prince.” Then one of them chuckled with pleasure and wrapping his arms about me tickled me with sweetness and said. “things will be different probably and cause you to not quite bee assured.” His tongue licked the skin of my cheek and he splat his fingers on the gun they gave me and his glasses sparked to reveal passionate eyes. “you are now to be called Prince Martin Willis king of portles and traveler of worlds.” Then he poison gassed me to sleep and kicked me into the Aquestria hole. “go and conquer prince of awesome.” Then all went velvet green.
I came from the dream and pockitini sipped the cider. “that was a cool but deep story yall.” she sighed. “do not tell anyone else more yall till i can discover the meaning of this as the guide of you ponyhowdy.” She finger high fived with me in coolness and then bucked away back into the pocket of me and i shrugged with epicness.
Suddenly celest began to cry and she flitted to the ground and screeched horrendous noises and rubbed a hoof across her thighs and boobs. “this is too effing much my students!” she let me unmount onto her and then she wailed into the rocks and trees about us and she lifted her arms with rage that bulged her viney muscles to perplexed fashionable sexy lines and her plot weaved around with tears. “I am effing lost because i suck at flying long unknown ways around this place!” Nightmare Moon and Spike dispersed to do some stuff and look at weeds. And i ran to comfort the princess Lessy. I fingered her hair and grabbed at her horn and kissed it to release her sadness.
“I am just so effnig emotional right now!” She cried with a thunderous appall and realizing we had achieved boyfriend girlfriend status we made out and gave each other love till we oralasmied. (this does not count as what you call to be stupid plot because we are together only when it was emotional.)
“Willis!” It was celest and she was misjudging. “We must find the path!” we weeoed and only untongue kissed like regular ponies. we made second love and as we finished…………….
Suddenly Zecora showed up! “pRince Martin Willis you must come and visit my house. come so that we can come and i can give you a pet that will come and then we can tell you were to come to find where in the ice the brother of twilight and cadence come and what to do with all your
problems.” Here is the less adjectives simple worded unplotted past of willis that you begged with flecks of spittle and deriving comments of valliant hate that twisted my abundance of skill to your mired dirt dream of meh. despite the plot damage that you caused to the story by adding those bad rules it still became unfathomably full of wow so i guess that is good at least. Next chapter i will visit the hut of Zecora and then Lessy and i probably will find the crystal exit during emotional love to be a trial that will be weird but good. also i will get some good advice from pocketini and spike will rage about his shortness while Nightmare Moon will try and get him to be her temp boyfriend servant.