Ponies FTW

by Ditzy_Hooves_1


The Housing Call

I thought that it would be a little hard to see that flash of light, since I am a heavy sleeper, but strange enough I saw It.
When I heard a noise that night I didn't expect it to be instead of a robber, a.....visitor or two you could say.
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When I awoke in the middle of the night only to find two pony like siloutes out in my backyard, suddenly thinking i was about to get robbed I grabbed the first thing I saw, a baseball bat. Of all the weapons I could have gotten, I had to get a baseball bat. As I walked to the back door I slowly slid open the door and watched as the two sillouetes stood idle, I ran out as fast as I could, and smacked on upside the head with the bat. The loud bang made me think I busted its skull open, then out of nowhere the other ran in the house and hid. I shut the door and turned on the light, only to find a freaked out, technicolor, lavender, cartoon pony staring at me in my futurama boxer shorts.

I was about ready to smack my skull in with the bat, when twilight with a shocked expresssion on her face said "WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON!!!!"

I had slowly replied "uhhhh, hmm let me see, oh yeah YOU BROKE INTO MY UNIVERSE AND APPEARED IN MY BACKYARD!".

She put a poker face on, and said "wait...wait...wait, did you say your universe?"

"yes indeed I did why?" I said

"CELESTIA'S TITS!! I AM IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!" she shouted

she trotted over to the glass door and muttered a curse under her breath.

"Okay who did I smack over the head with a baseball bat?" I asked,

"Pinkie..." Twilight replied

"Just wonderful, I got the smartass and the pink tornado from hell" I said

"okay let me get this straight....one, how did you get here...full story now!" I yelled.

"This is exactly how it happened, I was in my lab busy with the studies of magic and all, when pinkie comes in and starts to mess with my potions, so I try to teleport her out of there when suddenly we were transported here." twilight explained.

I knew this was going to be a long night, so I got out a few sleeping bags I had stored in my garage, and rolled them out.

"okay pinkie goes here you go here." I said as I pointed to both sleeping bags, then it hit me...pinkie was bleeding outside, in the dirt. I grabbed a flowery beach towel and got pinkie, from outside carrying her with the towel under her head catching the blood. I set her on the sleeping bag and walk away. I almost felt bad for her, almost.

I slowly craw back in bed hoping this is all and illusion and it will be gone in the morning.