“Looks like Cozy Glow feels better; the ref is finally watching the match again. Tirek taking a breather from that pummeling he received, and now it’s Fluffy against Snowfl– I mean Bulk Biceps! Biceps tries to get Fluffy with a hoof stomp. Again, and again! Fluffy is too fast. Biceps bends over and grabs Fluffy, whoa! Fluffy Fury just flipped Biceps over by the arm. Biceps has no idea what happened!”
“I don’t think anycreature has any idea what happened.”
“Biceps better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite. It looks like Biceps is out and Fluffy is just hopping up and down, pummeling him!”
“Look at Cozy Glow laughing, rubbing her hooves together. The Chessmaster had a strategy and you can tell by the look in her eyes that it worked perfectly.”
“Rutherford is back on his feet on the outside, hoping Biceps can tag him in. Biceps crawling over, he reaches out– another flip by Fluffy Fury lands him back in the center of the ring! Fluffy hops on his chest for a pin. One! Two! Biceps slaps Fluffy Fury away with his hoof.”
“The end-game may be one weakness Fluffy Fury will have to figure out how to contend with. No matter how strong he is, he still only weighs a few pounds.”
“Fluffy tagging in Tirek. Tirek struts over and stomps Biceps in the head. Over and over again! Tirek tags in Fluffy. Fluffy leaps effortlessly to the top rope. Tirek looks ready to catch Fluffy Fury who takes a leap– Tirek catches him with his magic! Look at this! Fluffy levitating above Tirek with that evil orange magic swirling around him!”
“I knew about this one, they’ve been practicing it all week, Iron Will. Uh-huh-uh-huh! It’s called the Hare-Raiser!”
“Fluffy glowing like a fireball with that Centuar magic, Tirek sends him splashing into Bulk Biceps! Wwwwwwwow! Did you see that explosion of energy?!”
“I sure did, and it was bee-autiful. Uh-huh-uh-huh!”
“Biceps is still somehow moving! Rutherford pounding his hooves on the mat as Biceps crawls towards him. Fluffy Fury pulling him back, like a cat toying with a mouse.”
“Bulk Biceps is in a world of trouble. Fluffy Fury and Tirek playing it smart under the guidance of the Chessmaster, keeping him at the center of the ring, cutting him off from Prince Rutherford. I called it, Iron Will. I called it.”
“I’m afraid you did, Gladmane.”
“”Uh-huh-uh-huh! Tirek puts a hoof on Biceps’s chest– he’s flexing his muscles to the crowd! One! Two! Kickout!”
“Tirek loves to showboat but that’s the first time I’ve seen him flex during a pin– showing off his biceps while standing on Biceps.”
“Tirek is trying it again!”
“One! Two! Biceps trips Tirek by the legs, rolls him up, One! Two! Tirek kicks out!”
“That was a close one, Iron Will. Tirek’s getting cocky, and Cozy Glow is mad!”
“Tirek straying too far from her playbook almost cost him the match, Gladmane, and she is giving him an earful from ringside.”
“Tirek losing his patience, he tags in Fluffy, Fluffy hops to the top rope, they’re going for the Hare-Raiser again. Tirek catches Fluffy with his magic– wait, Tirek is climbing the ropes now, still levitating Fluffy Fury!”
“I have never seen something like this before, Gladmane– Tirek balancing himself on the corner, levitating Fluffy Fury above him, charging him with that dark magic. Fluffy nearly ten meters in the air– this is going to finish off Biceps– what’s Rutherford doing?”
“Seems to be walking away from the ring, Iron.”
“Did he quit? No, he’s turning! Coming straight at the ring, he’s gonna ram it! POW!!! Tirek and Fluffy fell off the ropes onto the mat! Rutherford just knocked the ring a full meter with that big Yak head of his!”
“He saved Biceps but he’s paying for it; he is stunned!”
“I’m not surprised, Gladmane. That was a dangerous move by Rutherford. Tirek and Fluffy trying to recover, Biceps crawling to the corner, Tirek tries to grab him, tag in! Rutherford is in the ring, charging, headbutts Tirek into the turnbuckle! Fluffy Fury hops up on Rutherford, trying to hurt him, that bunny is running all over his back throwing random punches. Rutherford just flips over, slamming his back into the mat with Fluffy under him!”
“Oh, that hurt him. Tirek tagged out; he can’t help. Fluffy Fury has not moved. The referee is counting to ten for the knockout. Aww, it looks like Cozy Glow has sustained another broken wing.”
“Yeah, the referee isn’t falling for it this time.”
“What? Not believe Cozy Glow? What kind of monster are you?”
“Minotaur.”
“I was being rhetorical– Tirek arguing with the referee! What’s that about?”
“Probably angry that the referee isn’t giving Darla Dimple his complete attention.”
“Cozyglow’s wing is miraculously, fixed, Iron Will!”
“Yeah, so miraculous she’s flying with a chair and she slams it on the head of Prince Rutherford! He’s dazed!”
“I don’t think that would normally be enough to do that to him, but after hitting the ring like he did–”
“Another hit! Rutherford goes down! Cozy Glow trying to get Tirek’s attention, Tirek sees it, he goes for the pin! 1, 2, 3!”
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Grubber speaks, “The Winners of this match, the Legion… of… Darkness!”
“Well it’s over, Iron Will, and you have to give credit to Cozy Glow for her masterful strategizing.”
“I’m giving credit to her ‘broken’ wings.”
“Doesn’t matter, Iron. If the referee didn’t see it, it didn’t happen. Uh-huh-uh-huh!”