//------------------------------// // Cameron goes Berserk // Story: Ferris Bueller’s and Rainbow’s Day Off // by Big Imagination E //------------------------------// Back with Ferris and the gang they were riding back home after a long day of excitement they had. As for Rainbow she finally got the time she wanted off away from any test she didn't want to take. "I feel pretty good." Cameron said. "Yeah?" Ferris said. "I feel real good. Those guys.... Those guys were nice, huh? At the garage. I was a little worried about them. Turned out good." Cameron said. "Yeah. Ferris my man you did an awesome job giving us the time of our lives." Rainbow said. Ferris smiled as a way of saying thanks. But when he saw the mile meter he got nervous. "Hey. Cameron." Ferris said. "Yeah?" Cameron said. "How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?" Ferris said. "126 and halfway between three and four-tenths. Why? How many miles are on it now?" Cameron said. When he saw the meter Ferris knew exactly what would happen. "Here's where Cameron goes berserk." Ferris said. And like that Cameron screamed his lungs out echoing through the whole city. Everyone had to cover their ears from that noise. The gang kept on riding but needed to help Cameron snap out of it. "Cameron? Are you okay? Cam? Cameron cut that out!" Sloane said. "We gotta help him snap out of it!" Rainbow said. Back at the Bueller residence Jeanie is still hiding from the intruder. When she heard the doorbell she thought that the police were here to save her. But at the front door it wasn't the cops. It was actually a nurse with lots of flowers doing a little dance. And like that her hopes went back down the drain. She got annoyed and slammed the door in her face. Back with Ferris and the gang they were still trying to help Cameron snap out of it. "Ferris. Why is Cameron still like this?" Rainbow said. "This might very well be for real. I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two. He's always been a little keyed up. All I wanted to do was give him a good day. We're gonna graduate in a couple of months and then...we'll have the summer. He'll work and i'll work. We'll see each other at night and on the weekends. Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another. Basically that will be it. Sloane's as big a problem. She still has another year of high school. How do I deal with that? I was serious when I said I would marry her. I would." Ferris said. "That's nice Ferris and I wish Cameron would understand what me and my friends go through everyday. Does he even have a girlfriend?" Rainbow said. "Cameron? Cam? Can you hear me? Cameron? Blink if you understand me." Sloane said. "Cameron has never been in love. At least nobody's been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays. And she's gonna treat him like shit....because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind....as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him. Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. Just doesn't work." Ferris said. "You're right. I betcha Rarity can respect him better." Rainbow said. "Ferris? Rainbow? We better try something else. This isn't working." Sloane said. So they were now at a pool and hot tub hoping that it would at least help Cameron relax but with no results. "You feeling any better Cameron?" Ferris said but no respond. "Cam, why don't you come in here? It's really nice." Sloane said. Again no respond. "Cameron I could flip out real easy too. It's okay. Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo." Sloane said. Cameron looked at the water and planned a prank on Ferris. "Guys? Maybe we should have let him rest at the beginning." Rainbow said. "Maybe he's really sick. Maybe he isn't just torturing himself." Ferris said. Then Cameron fell in the water and everyone panicked seeing him sink to the bottom. But for Cameron he knew what would fool Ferris. Then Ferris and Rainbow jumped in and grabbed Cameron out of the water hoping he's not dead. "Cameron! What the hell was he doing?! Trying to kill himself?!" Rainbow said. "Hey! Hey Cameron! Cam. Cameron wake up! Come on wake up. Hey, wake up! Oh shit Cameron come on. Cameron!! Come on wake up!! Hey!" Ferris said. Then Cameron woke up smiling. "What is that?" Ferris said. "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." Cameron said. "You pranked us? When did you do that?" Rainbow said. "I learned it from you Rainbow. Borrowed a page from your book." Cameron said. "Oh you bitch. Oh you son of a bitch." Ferris said. Then everyone broke out in a playful water fight knowing all's well ends well. At a police station we see Jeanie sitting down all grumpy. Knowing the cops thought that she made a phony phone call things were definitely worse now. And during her time she spent talking with a criminal next to her. And clearly he's the only one who understands what her situation is. Quite frankly he gave her advice that might help her in the future. But her parents will not be happy hearing that.