//------------------------------// // Party Pooped/ Amending Fences/ Prank War // Story: A Medicine Cat among Ponies // by Kitsulestia //------------------------------// *Pinkie’s POV* Ooh! My Pinkie Sense is tingling! Water spoke "I have a bad feeling about this though Pinkie..." “Why?” I asked in confusion. Water spoke "From what Cadence told me, the yaks are extremely picky about what they like. If it's not to their liking, they will smash it." "That's a bit silly, isn't it?" I said. Ears flatten, Water spoke "I'm not joking Pinkie." Cheese asks "Want me to come along, Pinkie?" Phantom pops out of my shadow, scaring the crap out of Cheese. Phantom chuckles "That never gets old!" "Is it me or do ghosts like pranks a lot?" I noticed. Phantom spoke "I'm half ghost you airhead." "Oh." I noted. Water was on her back while laughing. Water laughs "That's funny!" Cheese spoke "Whoo! That was a doozy!" Phantom spoke "And another thing, Prince Rutherford is at Twilight's castle." "THAT WAS QUICK!!!" I gasped. Lil' Cheese and his sisters dropkick me into a wall. Water spoke "You had that coming Pinkie." “Whew, good thing I’m a tough cookie.” I smiled. Water giggles "If it had been Danyelle, you would have had a concussion." Danyelle pops up before roundhouse kicking Water out of Sugarcube Corner, causing the tan alicorn mare to crash into Fire Cracker. Water groans "Why did I say that?" Fire chuckles "Cat's got keen ears." “I better get to Twilight’s castle.” I said. Danyelle spoke "I'll come too since I'm leader of the Abyssinian branch of the Alicorn Alliance." “Okie-dokie-lokie.” I smiled. Danyelle's nose suddenly twitches. Danyelle flies off to the Everfree Forest fast before curling into a ball, clonking a Timber Wolf on the head since it was about to eat a pair of alicorn foals. One foal was a golden yellow color with a mane in pink, sea green and purple while the other was a purple color with a mane in light blue, yellow and cherry red. Danyelle hisses loudly at the timber wolf, scaring it off. Danyelle asks "You okay?" The two foals clung to Danyelle's legs since they were terrified. Danyelle giggles "Whoa, calm down, you two." The two fillies were now on Danyelle's back. Danyelle spoke" Let's get you both back to Ponyville." Little did Danyelle know, things would take a turn for the worse since Rutherford had a short temper. Danyelle calls out "Hey Rainbows! What in StarClan's name is going on here?" But then Danyelle noticed much to her shock/surprise, Rainbow Dash being a 1,000-pound obese mare, maybe as big as a yak, but shook off her shock. Rainbow spoke "I don't know why he's having a temper tantrum." Danyelle groans "It's just like what I said to Pinkie.... Yaks are picky about what they like and if it's not to their standards, they smash things." "What do we do?!" I shook, as I was actually a bit scared. Poking her head out of a warp ring, OC-verse Danyelle spoke "Here's an idea for you then. Instead of making Equestria into another Yakyakistan, you should show them the friendships that ponies have with other creatures." "Really?!" I asked with a HUGE smile! OC-verse Danyelle spoke "My universe's Pinkie had the same problem too but Pibby found a way around it." Danyelle spoke "She's got a point Pinkie." "So what should we do?" I asked. OC-verse Danyelle spoke "Hold on a moment...." OC-verse Danyelle asked her universe's Pinkie how she got the yaks to feel at home in Equestria. Danyelle spoke "Might take a bit." A lot of yowling followed by a sudden Chaos Blast which had sent OC-verse Ein flying with a goofy yell was heard. Rainbow laughs "Oh my StarClan! My sides!!! I can't take it!!!! He's just as bad as Golden Ingot!" Spottedleaf clonks Twilight on the head after chewing her out about her ignorance towards Moondancer. Spottedleaf spoke "Stop panicking and calm down, Twi!" Twilight spoke "But..." Lyra spoke "She has a point Twilight." Spottedleaf spoke "Thanks, Lyra." Lyra spoke "You're one to talk Spots! You've been to a different world!" Danyelle spoke "Okay girls, calm down." Featherwhisker chuckles "Lyra's a bigger oddball than Pinkie." OC-verse Bluestar chirps "Hey guys, my adopted mother got into a slap fight with Shadow again but she said something about having the yaks feel at home in Equestria." Danyelle asks "What is it?" OC-verse Bluestar chirps "As my adopted mother said, you ponies have to show the yaks the friendships you have with other creatures." Danyelle spoke "Okay." *After the warp ring closed up* Featherwhisker spoke "I swear she reminded me of the Bluestar I knew." Danyelle spoke "I sense we might be in for a prank war soon..." “Prank war?” Rainbow Dash and I asked, definitely interested. Vincent spoke "I'M SO IN!!!" Azure and Spitfire showed up, just as big and fat as Rainbow Dash, with Mint Leaf, Bold Lightning and Flare Blitz too, and the foals were each 200 pounds obese, definitely having fun playing around with each other as they and their parents could still move like healthy and fit beings, much to Danyelle’s shock, but still shook it off. Danyelle spoke "*sweatdrop* Least OC-verse Danyelle isn't here to see this... Being overweight is her berserk button..." Azure spoke "I’m in for the prank war, Dash." Danyelle spoke "We are barring the children from these pranks though." Spitfire spoke "Don’t worry, I’ll look after these three." Danyelle spoke "Let me rephrase that... We're barring ALL children from the prank war." A loud bang followed by a lot of yelling from Golden Justice was heard since Loot Loot had pranked him. Justice spoke "LOOT LOOT! YOU'RE DEAD ONCE I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU!!" Loot Loot spoke "Hehe, come on, I’m already a skeleton. You killing me would probably make me double dead." Ooh! Applejack spoke "*deadpan* Bout that, yer a flesh and blood Pegasus...." Loot Loot spoke "More like a lich if ya ask me." Spottedleaf spoke "I was originally a fading soul but Twilight saved me at the last moment." Applejack suddenly facehoofed. “Forgot about the skeleton zombies.” Crosswind spoke "Jay-Jay, yer an idiot." Danyelle asks "How about we just move on?" Azure spoke "Yeah." Rainbow spoke "I am up for some pranks!" Danyelle keels over in pain. Danyelle spoke "Ben! Code Pink!" Spottedleaf asks "Hey Rainbow, what's a Code Pink?" Rainbow spoke "Incoming newborn girl." Spottedleaf asks "And I suppose Code Blue is newborn boy right? But what about if the child was a hermaphrodite?" Crosswind asks "Code Purple?" Danyelle was rushed to the hospital. Dash flew over with a small gryphkat following. Dash spoke "Hey guys. *Notices Rainbow Dash* Whoa, you been letting yourself go, Pony me." Rainbow spoke "Eh, only for a month. Besides, I'm still fast." Dash spoke "You're one to talk Rainbow Flab!" Vera appeared, covering her mouth with her hands or claws. Vera spoke "Oh boy." Rainbow counters "Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not HIDING it, Gryphon-Gut!" Shadowfang growls "What did you just say about my mate?" Vera spoke "Okay, calm down, you three." Dash spoke "Immortals... Think they know everything...." Vera facepalmed. Shadowfang smacks hir lifemate on the back of the head. Shadowfang spoke "Dash and I need to talk to Grypharda about something." Leaving Sparrowclaw in Crosswind's care, Dash and Shadowfang head to the Gryphon-verse to talk with Grypharda. "Call me cuckoo, but there might be something different in the Gryphon-verse." I wondered. Crosswind spoke "Ya think? Gryphons don't have much magic as ponies do." Twilight spoke "Shadowfang wasn't even in the surge radius when we met hir." "Like I said, call me cuckoo." I shrugged. Twilight spoke "Pinkie, you're an airhead." Cheese chuckles "But Pinkie's MY airhead." Everyone started to laugh. Lan laughs "No matter what universe it is, Pinkie is an airhead." Vince spoke "Some of us should go check on Danyelle." Lan spoke "Sure." Vince teases "That reminds me bro, when ARE you gonna propose to Maylu?" Lan spoke "*Blushing madly* V-Vince!" Maylu was just as flustered. Roll giggles "You had it coming Lan." End