Megamind: Being Bad is Now 20% Cooler!

by LittleBoyBlue


The Discovery

"Create a hero? Wait, What?!" Minon asked, holding a box of donuts in his hands.
"Why would you want to do that?"
"So I have somepony to fight!" Megamind said, grabbing a piece of paper.
"Minion, I'm a villain without a hero," He took the donut from Minion's hand and started to "write" with it on the sheet.
"A Yin with no Yang, A torch with nopony to light it. In other words, I have no purpose!" He then threw the paper and donut away.
"Now, ask me how I'm gonna do it. C'mon! Ask!" Megamind said, excitingly.
Minion sighed.
"How are you gonna do it?"
Megamind grabbed the box of donuts and threw the pastries into the air, laughing.
"I'm going to give somepony, I don't know who yet, Metro Man's powers." He then pointed at a picture of Iron Will puttin his hands on the shoulder of a shaded pony with a question mark on it.
"We're going to train that somepony to become Ponyveele's new hero! Over here!" Megamind said, moving to the poster showing the same shaded pony figure engaging in battle with a giant robot.
"And then finally, I'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil. We'll put everything back, the way it was, when the world was perfect and rosy."
Megamind then brought Minion to a table with a familiar white sheet stretched across it.
"Behold, Minion, Metro Man's cape! Look closely!" He said, bringing the microscope close to the fabric.
"Tell me what you see!"
Small white shapes appeared under the glass.
"Dandruff?" Minion replied.
Megamind chortled.
"Yes! It's his DNA!" He then began moving to his extraction device.
"From this we'll extract the source, of Metro Man's awesome power!"
The device sparked, as it was extracting the raw power from the sample. Megamind was there, watching with his goggles and hairnet. Not that he would HAVE any hair.
"Sir, I think this is a bad idea." Minion said, worriedly.
"Yes!" Megamind replied.
"This is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!"
"But I'm saying this is a kind of bad that......Okay, I think it's good from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" perception....it's just plain bad!"
"Oh, you don't know what's good for bad!" Megamind said, as the machine finished the extraction process. A small gold bar was left on the base. Megamind grabbed it with the tongs and brought it with him.
He then placed it into a blaster, and loaded it to "Infuse"
"Now, we just need to find the perfect candidate. One who puts the safety of others, above his own."
"Don't we already have the Elements of Harmony though?"
Before Megamind could respond, a short jingle was heard from behind Megamind.
"What on Equestria is that?" He asked, looking around him.
"It seems to be emanating from there, sir." Minion said, pointing to his back pocket. He pulled it out, and opened it.
On the screen it said Twilight's name.
He answered it and brought it close to his mouth.
"Ollo?"
"It's "hello"." Minion corrected.
"Oh. Hello?" he turned back to Minion. "Like that?" he whispered.
Minion gave a thumbs up, as Megamind put the phone up to his ear.
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"Bernard. It's Twilight."
Megamind turned back to Minion.
"It's Twilight!" he whispered loudly.
Minion gave a single nod.
"I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day!"
"Oh. You inspired me too." Megamind said, pushing Minion away from the phone.
"Great! It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around."
"Oh! Oh, really?" Megamind turned back to Minion. "She's so cute!" he whispered soflty.
"I'm already hot on his trail!"
"Uh-huh." Megamind said, amused. "And what gives you that idea?"
"I just found his secret hide-out!"
Megamind turned to the monitors and saw Twilight, holding her phone with a magical aura, with Spike, Garret, the rest of the Elements (excluding Rainbow, of course) outside the building.
"HOW DID SHE FIND MY HIDE-OUT?!" Megamind shrieked. He then returned to his phone.
"Uh, how did you find his hideout?"
Twilight laughed.
"This is the only building in Ponyville with a fake observatory on the roof!"
Megamind simply just stared in shock.
"Okay! There's no way she'll find the secret entrance." He said, trying to relieve himself.
Twilight gasped.
"There's a doormat here that says "Secret Entrance"!" It was then that she and and the rest of the Elements entered the portal on the wall. Garret didn't notice their disappearance, due to their fact that he was too busy conversing with Spike.
Minion started to creep away from Megamind.
"MINION!!!" Megamind shouted in rage.
"I keep forgetting where that is!" Minion said, giving a sheepish smile.
"They'll discover all our secrets!!!" He then pushed Minion into an empty locker.
"You infernal invention of science!"
"What?" Twilight asked from the phone.
"Ummm, nothing! I was just yelling at my..... Mother's Urn. I'll be right there!" Megamind hung up, now panicking.
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Garret and Spike turned to see the mares gone.
"Twilight?" Garret called.
No answer.
"Aw great, not again!" He whined.
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