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// Villain (264) 
// Story: AlwaysDressesInStyle's Ponyville CiderFest '23 Interactive App Stories 
// by AlwaysDressesInStyle 
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ENDING B (VILLAIN): 

The thought of being away from home and modern conveniences is too much.  It would be one thing if the ponies had a similar technology level to Earth, but they don’t.  Besides, being a ‘human in Equestria’ sounds like somebody’s bad self-insert fanfic.

There are other people who might be interested in this, but not you.  You crumple the letter up and toss it into the garbage.