"CHRYSALIS DO SOMETHING!" Tirek couldn't even hear his own voice over the fillies cries.
"WHY ME?"
"YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCE WITH THESE SORT OF THINGS!"
"MY CHANGELINGS ALWAYS COMFORTED EACH OTHER WHEN THEY WERE SAD!"
"AND YOU STILL WONDER WHY THEY LEFT YOU!"
"IF MY EARS WEREN'T ABOUT TO FALL OFF I WOULD RIP YOU TO SHREDS KING SOMBRA!" If his teammates weren't going to do anything about that awful noise, Tirek needed to take one for the Team and try to do the unthinkable comfort the child. His first instinct was to throw her against the wall like he would do to his brother Scorpan back in their childhood days, but after thinking how Scorpan would just cry more whenever Tirek did that, he knew he needed a better solution.
"TIREK WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP AWKWARDLY HOLDING THAT THING AND DO SOMETHING!"
"I'M TRYING!"
Meanwhile Grogar was absolutely befuddled at the incompetence of his minions. Even his many monsters would be better at handling children then them. Sometimes he played with the thought of just going out on his own and take on the mane six all alone, yet even a creature as powerful as him was no match against the dreaded Power of friendship. However those memories looked promising too bad he couldn't understand a word.
"OH FOR CELESTIAS SAKE THE FOALS PROBABLY JUST HUNGRY GIVE IT SOMETHING TO EAT!"
"AND WHAT SHOULD WE GIVE IT"
"BUGS?"
"ROCKS?"
"YEAH GREAT IDEA SOMBRA LET'S GIVE THIS CHILD A ROCK!"
"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GIVE IT A BUG CHRYSALIS" Tirek slowly started to rethink if throwing the thing in his arms at the wall with as much Power as he had was really such a bad idea.
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! HERE" Chrysalises face was met with a baby bottle. Behind her she could hear her two teammates laughing. As a response she hissed and threw the bottle towards Sombra. He looked not impressed.
"OH YOU WILL REGRET THIS" the crying got louder.
"SOMBRA THE BOTTLE QUICK!" The bottle landed in tireks palm. "GREAT NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED HER THIS?"
"JUST HOLD IT SO THAT THE WEIRD WOBBLY THING GETS INTO HER MOUTH" After he did that the crying immediatly stopped. All three villains relaxed.
"Ugh finally some Peace and quiet.... so what are we going to do with... cozy glow now?" Chrysalis closely observed the filly that almost destroyed her hearing forever.
"What do you exactly mean by that?"
"I mean raising a whole child to adulthood has many Lasers to it. Where is she going to sleep? How do we feed her? Where is she going to go to school? I am not going to play a teacher, this whole thing already caused me a lot of pride. Ponies are very social creatures for her to have a healthy upbringing she will need to have contacts outside of us three and may i remind you that we are still wanted criminals?"
"You are right for once chrysalis" Tirek was highly interested in how fast the filly drank up the White substance inside of the bottle "i have another question why in all of tartarus was that pony under the impression this is a good place to leave his child?"
"Maybe he didn't want to deal with her screaming?" Sombra was massaging his beautiful ears.
"Maybe but couldn't he have just left the child by her mother or maybe an orphanage, instead of giving up everything he had for a few villains to play foalsitter?"
Grogar was also highly curious about the circumstances that lead raptor glow to him. Fortunately he now cozy watch the memories of that pony, so natuarlly his first watch was a memory that looked pretty recent. Raptor was looking terrified he cowered to the side his ears hanging down and a little foal sitting in his arms. Something was coming towards him, but the memory didn't Show what it was. Grogar could make out a feminine voice that constantly whispered.
"you can not hide forever" Perhaps raptor thought by giving his child of to a few villains whatever was coming after him would be intimidated by them? Anyway there were more important memories to be watched. There was one with the princesses that looked useful, but first he needed complete silence.
"I suggest you three don't worry about all the Material needs of our new neighbor, for i will take care of them" his horns glowed for a second and Tirek felt the cave getting bigger "next to your room chrysalis is now a baby room."
"Why mine?"
"Because your hearing is the best out of all of us. Moving on, all you need to do is provide the child with help at handling it's feelings, broken trust, betrayal and all that"
"Do you know who you're talking to? We are Equestrias greatest villains, that evoke fear and distress in everycreature that dares cross our paths, not twisted emotional supporters for children!" Chrysalis was still bitter about the audacity of that pony to even ask them.
"Would you rather go back to your exile in the everfree forest?" She got very silent all of a sudden. "Good now it seems like hhe childs asleep anyways and the moon has begun to rise you better head off to bed and just for today i'll carry it to bed" Tirek felt like two massive stones where just lifted of his back.
"Good i am so tired"
"Didn't you basically sleep trough the entire meeting we had earlier?"
"Shut up Tirek" the trio marched down the hallway, grogar closely behind them. Their ways parted at a three way crossroad each path leading into a different room. Chrysalis frowned at seeing her path now having a smaller second path leading towards a tiny room with a baby bed in the middle. Grogar didn't even try with the room. It looked depressing, blond and utterly uncomfortable.
The night continued not so peacful, because cozy would scream every half hour. Either because she was hungry or just because she wanted to be held. Sometimes she wanted a specific person, sometimes she couldn't care less. Nocreature got any of their needed beauty sleep.
The restless nights soon transformed into tiring days. They all expected this task to be difficult, but they weren't prepared. Cozy screamed, she somehow always managed to get out of her crib, she sometimes refused to drink her milk, that Grogar teleprted there with his magic a.k.a stealing it from some store in ponyville.
Days without a full night sleep: 159
Days without chrysalis thinking about draining cozy glow: 0
Days without cozy screaming: 0
Days where grogar could watch the important memorys: 0