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// Fox News 
// Story: Life On Equus 
// by AlwaysDressesInStyle 
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“In national news, far-left liberal lawmakers are attempting to turn the world of Equus into a nature preserve after a British camera crew was mauled by wild animals.  That was bound to happen sooner or later.  Fox News has recovered exclusive footage of the camera crew’s final moments.”

The same clip that was played by CNN plays.

“As you can see, the crew’s final moments were absolutely terrifying.  Let’s play that again in slow-mo.”

The clip plays again, slowed down to emphasize the violence.

“I’m getting reports that the was an American among the casualties.  This is an outrage!  These stupid pastel horses ought to be exterminated as the pests they are. Conservative lawmakers are attempting to pass legislation allowing us to annex Equus, but are, of course, running into fierce opposition from far-left environmentalist extremists.  More updates as they happen.”