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// Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Rainbow Dash set the glass of dubiously-acquired milk she was drinking down on the table. "I write smutty Daring Do fanfiction and make bank from grand theft auto."

Twilight blinked. "Well, I guess that explains the recent disappearances of Ponyville's trains..."

"You won't take her!" Applejack slammed her own mug of cider onto the interrogation room table. "I won't let ya!"