Rainbow Dash set the glass of dubiously-acquired milk she was drinking down on the table. "I write smutty Daring Do fanfiction and make bank from grand theft auto."
Twilight blinked. "Well, I guess that explains the recent disappearances of Ponyville's trains..."
"You won't take her!" Applejack slammed her own mug of cider onto the interrogation room table. "I won't let ya!"