//------------------------------// // Explanations and Laughter [Short] // Story: Live, Die, Repeat // by Hidden_Night //------------------------------// “So you’re saying Nameless is your little sister?” Twilight has finally calmed down, though now a bit clammy. Her hair is a mess, she’s slightly sweaty, and still breathing heavily. I personally think she’s like that because of me touching her. “Yep! I’m the best little shit you’ll ever meet!” Nameless is sitting on a high stool looking at us. Usually Spike would sit there, but he’s doing something else. “Well her vocabulary is…” Twilight slowly turns to face me. “Vulgar, yes I know.” I gently pat the top of Nameless’ head. “Makes her, well her.” “Doesn’t really excuse the language.” Twilight’s ears fold back. I am such a good older brother, standing up for my new little sister. “Bite me purple smart!” “Eh don’t mind Twilight Nameless. We’ve got to do some bureaucrat shit to get you officially adopted.” “By the way. Where did Nameless come from? I know she’s your sister, but she just appeared from nowhere.” “Longsword, where else? I dipped back home to grab family.” “But you said you didn’t have family alive.” “I know I did. That’s why I went back recently to make sure.” “I-Is that why you were gone for three days?!” “Yes.” I was gone for three days without eating, or drinking water? I should be dead! How the fuck am I alive? Spite probably. “Sweet Celestia. I thought we…never mind.” “What’s this about having a baby already?” “I…” “Hey. I’m way too cute to come out from her! Besides I don’t got a horn! Makes no sense!” “One: Rude, Nameless, Twilight is cute. Two: Yeah, unicorn and a unicorn should make another unicorn.” “Actually…wait, you think I’m cute?…never mind! It’s more likely than you think. If a family comes from mixed tribes, such as a Unicorn Father and Pegasus Mother, there is a change they keep that change for a Pegasus DNA when the offspring is a Unicorn, and Vice Versa!” When Twilight goes into these tangents, can’t help but enjoy her speaking. What a big fucking nerd. “Is she always a big fucking nerd?” Nameless looked at me, unamused. Twilight on the other hand deflated at being called a Fucking Nerd. She’s not going to cry, but she is hurt. “Nameless!” I know you’re me, but have some respect! “What? It’s true!” “Twilight. You got soap?” She immediately bounced back from the insult, she’s probably excited about tormenting a nine year old. I wonder if Spike went through this process. With a quick grasp of Nameless in her magic she began to carry the filly away. The filly was trying to fight it off. “Hey! Let go! I’ll be good! Don’t do the soap! Anonymous! Hey, Dude! Help!” I won’t help Nameless. She didn’t say please. Wait a second, what was she doing when she was having a very accurate representation of finding out you’re a mother. Wasn’t she writing a thing? “Hey Twilight. When you were writing on that paper didn’t you send it?” She dropped Nameless as she froze in place. “Oh sweet Celestia…” “I mean, she is cute, not sure why you felt the need to…wait a second…” She’s her personal student, and if she accidentally told Celestia that I… DID I PISS OFF THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY OR NOT… “Oh good lord.” “I don’t know any lord…was there one in Longsword?” She spoke slowly and deliberately. We are both frozen in fear. Celestia was finally done with a long session of day court. Her hair wasn’t flowing as smooth as it was at the time. Luna is still getting used to speaking without the Royal We, so she had to stand by her sister’s side to adjust her to modern society. Honestly she needed a small break, so she brought her favorite tea for herself and sat down. With a poof of magic, a scroll fell upon her horn. Twilight must’ve wrote, the tales of her adventure always brought a smile to her face and eased her of stress. Was it wrong to vicariously live through her student? She doesn’t think so. Her horn unfurled the scroll, overtime it became second nature to open Twilight’s scrolls, no matter how hastily or neatly it was put together. Dear Princess Celestia. HELP! I HAVE THOUGHT DIRTY THOUGHTS OF A STALLION AND THREE DAYS LATER OUR CHILD WAS DELIVERED TO MY FRONT DOOR JUST AS YOU SAID. I AM SORRY I FAILED YOU CELESTIA, I AM WILLING TO TAKE ANY PUNISHMENT YOU DEEM NECESSARY. Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle. She couldn’t believe her eyes, her mouth furled into a soft smile before she bellowed a laugh to herself. She forgot about that. You see, long ago when Twilight was in highschool, Celestia didn’t feel like dealing with any colt friends like she did with Cadance. The amount of arrogance each stallion had about dating a princess still burned into her mind. So to prevent any stallion getting close to her precious Twilight, the innocent book nerd, and to herself, it was a necessary evil to tell her a white lie about getting with a stallion. It goes as such: If you like a stallion, don’t think about doing anything dirty with him. Or else a stork will bless you and the stallion with a child too early. Maybe it was something along those lines. Yet she couldn’t stop laughing, she thought after a couple years out of highschool Twilight would wisen up and see through her lie to protect her innocence. She never would’ve guessed she still held onto that thought into adulthood. She misses Twilight somewhat, she should pay Ponyville a visit again. Hopefully it won’t be ravaged by Parasprites next time.