//------------------------------// // Three // Story: Civil War // by TheKing2001 //------------------------------// Aria Sunny picked up a black card as I looked around at the ponies sitting in a circle. Twilight was shockingly tied with Berry Blast for winner. I had the third most cards, followed by Indigo, Lemon, Sour, Sugarcoat, Sunny and Blitz. “Why am I sticky?” Sunny read with a blush as we all laughed. “Time to abuse Sunny Flare!” Indigo called out with a grin as she slapped a card down. “Please don’t. Please be very gentle with me.” “Is that what you said to the guy who made you sticky?” Blitz commented with a smug grin as we all laughed again. “May Celestia have mercy on my soul,” Twilight muttered as she covered her face with her hooves to hide her blush. “I have seen, heard and said things tonight I never once thought I would.” “Alright!” Sunny announced and levitated some cards up to her face. “Why am I sticky? Necrophilia.” Utter silence. “Lame,” Indigo scoffed as the pegasus rolled her eyes. “Next!” “Why am I sticky? Kayaking with my sluts.” “Makes sense,” Berry Blast shrugged. “Wish I was kayaking with my sluts.” “What sluts?” Blitz demanded as she faced her sister. “The ones don’t know about,” Berry Blast stuck her tongue out at her twin and smirked. “Just kidding, I have no sluts. Yet.” “Thank the stars for that,” Blitz grumbled as she wrapped herself in a blanket. “What wait do you mean yet?” Berry Blast innocently whistled as she looked away. “Why am I sticky? Me time,” Sunny laughed quietly as she shrugged. “I mean maybe.” “You better not be having me time in the barracks!” Sour snapped as she glared at Sunny. “Your bunk is above mine!” “Why an I sticky? All the dudes I’ve fucked,” Sunny read as she ignored Sour. Indigo and I both burst out laughing as Indigo pumped her hoof in the air. “Winner right there, I’m telling ya!” Indigo announced. “We will see,” Sunny commented as she looked at the next card. “Why am I sticky? The amount of gay I am.” “Lame.” “Why am I sticky? Daddys belt?” Sunny muttered as we all laughed. “Why am I sticky? Golden showers. Ew that is disgusting!” “It would make you sticky I suppose,” Twilight mused as she tapped her chin with a hoof. “Why am I sticky? my collection of high-tech sex toys.” “You have sex toys?” I asked with a wide, cruel grin. “Now that is surprising.” “I do not! A respectable mare doesn’t stoop low to inappropriate adult activities!” Sunny snapped and gave me a dirty look. “You’re playing this game,” Sugarcoat stated and used her magic to adjust her glasses. “I hate when you’re right,” Sunny Flare grumbled. “Why am I sticky? Three dicks at the same time. Seriously?” We all burst out laughing as Twilight hid a blush with a hoof. “I hate you all some days.” “I guess somepony could get sticky from that,” Sour mused as we all finished laughing. “Who wins?” “Who had daddys belt?” Sunny asked with a sigh as Berry Blasts hoof shot in the air. “That was me!” The unicorn announced happily as Sunny hoofed her the card. “I win. Yay!” “Thank fuck that’s over,” Sour grumbled under her breath as Twilight put the cards away. “That was fun. We should play again sometime,” Twilight clapped her hooves as she examined her book again. “Okay, this next one is-” “All due respect, screw the book,” I said as they all looked at me. “We don’t need no book. Berry Blast, destroy it.” “Destroy my book and I will destroy you,” Twilight said coolly as Berry Blast paused. I hated calling her by her full name but well she demanded we all do it. “Okay,” Berry Blast said casually as she sat down next to her sister as I examined the difference between the two. The only really difference was eye color was a lighter shade of purple on Berry Blast along with a dark almost black purple streak in her mane and tail and her cutie mark of a purple star with a berry. “Checking us out?” Blitz snickered as I rolled my eyes. Blitz laid down with an overly exaggerated seductive smile and half lidded eyes. “You wish. What I meant Twilight is we don’t need the book to learn about each other,” I scoffed and patted her shoulder. “You can just ask us questions. You know practically everything about me already from Adagio and Sonata so.” “Oh,” Twilight said sheepishly as a loud pop sound echoed and the book disappeared. “So Twilight,” Lemon dragged out the name with a grin. “Who trimmed your garden if you get my drift?” Indigo choked on her water as her eyes widened and I snickered. “I don’t understand,” Twilight said in confusion as she raised an eyebrow. “I don’t know, I never met the gardener back in Canterlot unfortunately.” I rolled my eyes as my other Guards turned red or covered their face with their hooves. Blitz gestured Twilight forward and whispered in her ear. Twilight slowly turned a bright shade of red and started sputtering incoherent words. “I uh no one if I’m being honest,” Twilight admitted sheepishly as we all snickered. “Adagio and I may have briefly talked about it?” “Sounds like Dagi,” I snorted with a smirk. “Back when pirates were a thing, we didn’t need magic to cause disharmony on the high seas.” “That’s absolutely disgusting,” Sugarcoat said with disdain after a moment as Sunny nodded her agreement. “Before Aria can finish that sentence, what next is on your agenda?” “Scary stories and then sleep!” Twilight announced happily as she gestured at all of our sleeping gear. “It’s a slumber party after all.” “I think I’ll pass the stories,” I answered after a moment. “I have to interview a few more guards tomorrow.” Typically it would be Sunset’s job but she and the others are currently preparing for Camp Everfree back on Earth. Not only that, I have to deal with a bunch of other shit. Investigating and all that. I pulled my blanket over me and curled my forelegs and hindlegs so I formed a ball as I rested my head on the pillow and closed my eyes. “Alright goodnight,” Twilight said as I cracked open an eye as her ears pressed against her head. “We would love for you to join us though.” Twilight gave me puppy dogs eyes as I sighed. I sat up and growled under my breath as the others cheered minus Sour, Sugarcoat and Sunny. “Fine.”