John felt horrible, he had arrived on a alien planet, nearly blew up a large portion of land, puked on two of the planets inhabitants, and was now cowering against the wrecked hull, trying his best to hide behind what was left of the GAU-12, noting that it, the Bofors AA and Howitzer, bore a close resemblance to macaroni, noticing the blue Pegasus thing marching towards him, he started to try to cower under what was left of the landing gear housing, but alas, the wreck had sunken into the soft ground, he tried his best to shrink under the GAU-12 as the blue Pegasus approached, and when it stood in-front of him, he felt powerless, he was in a new world after all he was panicking (wouldn't you be panicking to, normal day till you are in some fantasy land) trying to hold back another fit of retching, he muttered out a tiny squeak of "um hi, please dont kill me" he noticed that the purple, what did she call herself? Alicorn? was nervously looking at them, but then as he turned to sheild his face, he heard a question arise from behind him.
"What even is a Air Force?"
bringing his head out from between his knees he turned to see the blue Pegasus thing looking at the words on the back of his jacket, the purple Alicorn thing standing next to it. then the dragon thing that the 'twilight' called 'spike' burped up some fire and out came a Scroll, deciding his brain couldn't handle it anymore he collapsed face down into the earth.