downed in Equestria

by Average_NZ_Bronie


Questions

"Who are you?" Twilight asked, it was the only thing she could think to ask, the creature looked shocked at the sudden question, but eased itself and looked like it was preparing to answer, it opened its mouth and replied with a shocked "lieutenant John Parks of the United States Air Force" Twilight stopped and contemplated this for a second, but as she was about to speak Spike Talked for the first time since Twilight forced him to come out to the wreck in the middle of the night, Speaking out he asked "what are you?" and Lieutenant John replied with "I was about to ask you the same thing"

Spike then Cautiously replied with "I asked you first, so you say it first" 'lieutenant John' stopped to contemplate that for a second, then replied with "fair enough, I am a Human, more specifically a Human male" "and you are" he responded with
this time it was Twilight's turn to speak, she responded to his query with "i am a pony, more specifically a Alicorn, but there are unicorns, Pegasus and earth ponies and Spike here is a dragon" Twilight noted that John now looked mildly ill, and took a step back, lest he start puking again, "right" he said "i'm in a world with ponies and dragons" Then Twilight decided to add without thinking of the consequences "Oh! and Yaks, Griffins, Changelings among others" Twilight noted that John now looked very ill, she was about to offer help, but before she could he started puking again, this time Twilight was far enough back to not get splattered but was still disgusted at the sight.

By now the sun had risen and twilight spotted a blur of a rainbow whizz by the wreck before Rainbow Dash materialised next to her, Rainbow dash was about to say something but she was cut off by john starting to have a vomiting fit again, splattering Rainbows hooves with the puke, jumping back in shock Rainbow immediately tried to get the puke off, shouting "EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, EW, GET IT OFF" but only succeeded in smearing it up and down, John, now freed of his puking fit, began trying to apologies for what he did, shouting "OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, IM SORRY, IM SORRY, IM SORRY!" before backing into the hull of the wreck, Rainbow looked shocked at the sudden outburst from John in what she thought was Ponish and wondered how he knew it so well.