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// Log 5, Sweetie nearly burns the kitchen... 
// Story: A bitter Sweet occurence 
// by Midnight2019 
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Dear Diary,

... you know what... fuck the intro, fuck the outro today.(I do not like using the f-bomb) Sweetie Belle, first, figured out how to turn on my computer and managed to lucky guess my password, then, second, proceeded to try cooking eggs... now my kitchen is ruined... I also, very literally, told her yesterday to AVOID cooking... luckily it isn't un savageable... just tough to do so.

I realized she was trying to cook when she ran to me trying to set up Parental Controls and lock the TV to just the pure cartoon channels then proceeded to ask if I like eggs with cheese or not... safe to say I was fucking pissed at her.

But I can't stay mad at her, she explained everything. First, she explained to horrendous kitchen idea... saying she felt it would have been nice for the TWO DAYS I've helped try to get her back to Equestria. Second, the computer, as she worded it, "was never went under in detail so I tried to learn it myself." Safe to say I made a new profile and showed her how it works... she's been on it since, reading big stories.

I have to start working on dinner at some point. Sweetie also knows about this, kinda... see, turns out last night I didn't check to see if Sweetie was asleep before writing in it and she slowly put two and two together. That lead to a very akward silence. Then a squeal from Sweetie Belle about how many social norms it was breaking... guess Equestria has similar social norms to humanity.

EDIT:Sweetie Belle, as her name and fan consentus says, really is sweet... She, first, actually sorted my fridge... even my mother was scared of that idea... then, asked if I've sewn before, probly because of my patches on my pants and shirt, to which I replied "yeah, just ain't good with making clothes, you know?" And Sweetie Belle nodded in response. Makes me wonder if her nearly burning down my kitchen was worth it in the end because God be damned if I'm letting a single person hurt one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, especially Sweetie Belle. I helped her learn how to search stuff up on the internet(with safe search on, just to avoid the more... unsavoury... part of the internet. Thankfully she didn't search her own name... for now... Hey what can I say except "curiousity killed the cat" and I've been dead inside for 19 years(my father passed away, rip) so safe to say it didn't hurt when I searched my name in google... but Sweetie Belle is special... this world knows her, and if she looked up her own name then things would be awful for all of us but all one can do is Hope.

Goodbye my little Diary.