Dear Diary,
The strangest thing happened today. And yes I know that this is my 3rd entry and yes I know the social norms of females having diaries while men have journals… but have I ever complied with social norms?
Anyways, I'm getting off-topic. The day started rather normal, wake up, make breakfast(including my coffee which, as my mother would say, "Would you like some coffee with that cream?"), head to work, waste 8 hours of my day, head home and play video games. Though, maybe ignore the last one because after I got home and entered my bedroom I immediately realized something wasn't right. I checked my entire house, basically turned it upside-down trying to see what was giving me issues… and… nothing. That was until I heard slight, and I mean slight, whimpering, which was coming from under my stack of clothes in the closet… So what if I'm not the neated person on the entire planet? Then I saw her, and you might be wondering who "she" is. She is Sweetie Belle, a little unicorn filly from My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic…
NOTE:remember to avoid any media of Sweetie Bot from Friendship is Witchcraft
She was scared but when she saw I found her… she just started crying, maybe even full on bawling… I'll never forget what I said in those last few moments, "Don't worry little one… it'll all be over soon…" maybe I was saying that more to myself than to Sweetie Belle but I knew she needed all kinds of encouragement… she must be missing Rarity, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo, not sure if she is friends with Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon yet… will also need to avoid saying any names that, at least to Sweetie Belle's knowledge, I have no clear reason to know… I am foreign to her, after all.
Wait, I just realized I never considered if the show auto translated the cast, it would make sense given the amount of times early on where they say Everyone instead of everypony, there are many questions to ask Sweetie Belle when she calms down.
EDIT:Brief description of what happened after Sweetie Belle calmed down… mainly I had dinner with her, left the burgers in the fridge just because of my unusual guest… guess I need to reword entry one where I had said I hated salad. It isn't that bad, I could tell Sweetie Belle enjoyed it too. Then I suggested a game of 20 questions and OMC(will use instead of omg for now, at least until Sweetie gets home or comfortable) did she have some good ones… the immediate ones were just generally about my hobbies like, "if you could describe a hobby in one word, what word would that be?" Then the next ones were ones about my reading habits, most of them will left vague as I mainly read Fanfics but am not afraid to read the more… "adult" stuff. After that they all blurred. From me, I asked questions that I already knew most of the answers to, but did so to avoid arousing suspicion from Sweetie Belle when I mention her friends… and yes Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are her friends at the current point in time. And when it was over I then did Sweetie Belle a favor and told her my name… "My name is Brendan Campbell," were my exact words, I knew it was proper to introduce myself before "asking" for Sweetie Belle's name… Sweetie Belle has been told she didn't have to call me by my full name, and something like, "Brendan" or "Bren", even, works… Yet she still called me the full Brendan Campbell… is it unlady-like to shorten a given name? NOTE-TO-SELF:Ask Sweetie Belle about that without being clear about it… that'll help.
Well… See you my little Diary.(why do I keep putting Dairy instead of Diary?)