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// 2. The Shocking Gorilla 
// Story: The Gorilla 
// by The REAL Seth Standmore 
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All day Twilight Sparkle and her friend's marched from the Castle Friendship to Applejacks barn at Sweat Applied Ankle where The Gorilla was hiding and devouring the apple's. The pony's were gathered with march and furious, trotted they pony with severe. They all had thinks and thoughts on there mind's.

Twilight Sparkle was wondering if friendship really was magic........... because if it was then couldn't they just friend The Gorilla?

Applejack was Dead Parents..........

Fluttershy was Animal's...... couldn't they just boop The Gorilla's nose?

Pinkie Pie was Cake and Party........... couldn't they just throw The Gorilla a key party?

Rarity was Fabulous.............. couldn't they just mkae The Gorilla a cute outfit?

Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony was stupid and useless.......... but not because she was the gay pony she was just stupid and useless naturally.......... so she did not have any thinks or thoughts.

However there brain's emtpied when they arrived at the Apple Forest in Sweat Applied Ankle and behold The Gorilla with eye in their awes. The Gorilla was a large ape about the size and shape of a normal gorilla except..... it was big, but not as big as King Kunk the biggest ape in the universe. However it was still much bigger then all the pony's, and almost as big as a apple tree. The Gorilla was leaning against a apple tree, it was eating a pile of apple's that it had taken off of the tree. It munching and crunching with teeth and chew, juiced and delicious.

Applejack was inflamed. How dare The Gorilla eat the life blood of its mom and dad. They were dead. Because of The Gorilla.

"I'm taking him NOW!!!!" Said Applejack with Anakin. She charged foreword with power charging up around her face. She leaped into the air. "APPLE CANNON!" Yelled she. Then fired she a blast of concentrated apple energy from her nose and straight at The Gorilla. It enveloped The Gorilla with BOOM, and an explosion slowly eroded from it's body.

When Applejack landed. She said with country, "heh, that was too easy."

But when the dust and dirt cleared........ The Gorilla was there. Unharmed and undefeated, it sat and ate more apple's.

Applejack was a shock! Gorilla shock!

Pinkie Pie and Rarity saw there chance next. "Rarity-chan! Connecto!" Said Pinkie Pie with anime. They high-fived there hoof's and joined there power's to create a combination attack, a big Rock that was covered in Cake Frosting. They rolled the rock at The Gorilla, but the rock only shattered when it hit The Gorilla's big muscular gorilla ape arm's.

"Nani?!?!?!?!?!" Said Rarity and Pinkie Pie with anime again. "But that was our most powerful attack's combined!"

That was when Rainbow Dash the Gay Pony stepped in. "HJeh, just let a pro show you how it's done. SONIC.......... RAINBOOM........... ATTACK!"

She flew up high into the sky like the Ninja Falcon Megazord from Mighty Morphine Power Ranger......... then crashed she down with explosion and BOOOM. A mushroomed cloud eroded from The Gorilla like in the movie Openhinder when the atomic bum was made......... but unlike in the movie The Gorilla was not defeated. Sat it there with certainty and security eating an apple and then throwing the apple away and then eating another apple.

The pony's were aghost. They had not done any damage to The Gorilla! Even with there most powerful attack's! Twilight Spankle was ready to give up when Fluttershy...............

Yellow she went with pink and kind. She sat with The Gorilla. And said. "Excuse me the Gorilla, my name is Fluttershy and I'm very nice. Would you please stop eating Applejock's apple and, also say your sorries for killing her parent's fifteen year's ago (AUTHORS NOTE IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER PLEASE READ THE PROLOG WHERE THE GORILLA KILL'S APPLEJACK"S PARENTS).

The Gorilla looked at Fluttershy with secret Smartness in his eye's. understanding was his skill, and he began to slowly. Nod.

But Twilight Sparkle ruined everything by flying up to the sky. And said. "I AM TWILIGHT SPARKLE." Using her Purple Magic she teleporteled Fluttershy and the other pony's away and back to the Princess Castle. Where they collapsed in a sweaty pile as if they had just had a bunch of Pony Sex. But they did not have Pony Sex. They had Pony Defeat.

"It's no use everypony....." Twilight Sparkle regretted, a sadness endearing upon the floor. With greatness andpurple she looked to the sky in search of answer's. "We must retreat and withdraw........... and report our finding's to the Equestrian War Council. We cannot defeat The Gorilla with our power's alone. We must think of another way."

So troted they down to the SituationR oom...... for they now found themselves in....... A Situation.