I wake up from my bed from the bright ass light that keeps shining me, because my curtains were thin as hell and I am either to busy or to lazy to replace it.
It became my alarm clock everytime I wanna wake up.
I got off of bed and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, only to find I ran out of toothpaste. Great, I hope I don't get charge 100 bits for one because it will be even more bullshitter than carrots.
I went to take a hot shower, when its not hot enough? Crank it up to the maximum, much better. Don't know why they said that it will melt my skin off if they have that option.
Wear my usual clothes, green pants and shirt along with a blue coat. Make sure to bring pepper spray in case if a pony decides to break my neko neko knee caps.
Went downstairs to the kitchen to prepare some instant noodles as it's the only food option that can give me enough energy for most of the day since Ponyville is still in a food shortage.
I grabbed my fully charged DS and walk to the front door to enter Equestria. I always see Fluttershy when I came out, feeding her animals.
Exited her cottage and went into Ponyville, my relationship with most of the townsfolk hasn't change that much. Although now the demand for nails is lowered, doesn't mean there aren't scared, just not enough to make them board up their houses for the tenth time.
Entered the Golden Oaks Library to read, greeted Spike, pick a book and sat down to read.
I read a law book which made me realize that I wasn't given an immigrant status since Celestia most likely forgot to give me a certificate, not going to blame her as it slipped my mind as well.
Since I am not an immigrant, I am considered an illegal immigrant and I'll be deported back to where I came from. Since I can't go home, I suspect I'll be dropped off in a random country which I am not ready for yet.
I went to the town hall to apply for a equestrian citizenship since it happens to be very easy to get one. Just one problem though, Mayor Mare.
Out of all the ponies I expected to be racist, I didn't expect the mayor. That bitch didn't bother to tell me where can I register for one, we both probably spent several minutes arguing with each other before she pulled out pepper spray and sprayed my god damn face, granted its not enough to fully incapacitated me but it hurt regardless. I have to restrain myself from flipping her desk out of anger as it will put me in more trouble than its worth.
Thankfully there's an employee who helped me in my predicament, he is a unicorn stallion who gave me water to wash my eyes and help me register for citizenship. He's a pretty chill guy, and his name is Paper Stamper.
I exited the building with my citizenship in hand. If I see that mayor again I am going to slap her.
I visited Bon Bon's candy shop, me and Lyra hang around for a bit and I brought some candies from them. Unlike last time, the amount of sugar is not absurdly high to the point where I could die.
Lunch came and decided to choose to eat at a restaurant because I want to at least give it a chance. I sat at one of the tables and hold a menu up at my face. Most of the stuff they serve aren't even edible.
At the corner of my eye, a waiter approaches me. I lowed the menu to look at him.
“Excuse me sir?” The waiter said.
“Yes?” I just said.
“I am afraid that we have to ask you to leave.” I go what the fuck?
“The fu- WHY!?” I shouted.
“We don't serve pets here.” he said plainly.
My already sour mood from dealing with Mayor Mare didn't help at all. I am fuckin pissed that I wasn't considered a fucking person.
I left to avoid making trouble. I just went home and eat noodles again.
Vented my frustration towards Fluttershy, she was a great help and a good friend who will listen.
Went back out and meet up with Button Mash and played some video games together. He beats me in every single game, I feel like a useless piece of shit.
Me and Button went to Sugarcube Corner to get a snack to eat. I have to make sure Pinkie puts less sugar, and I mean less enough sugar so I won't get sick, have to get really specific.
Me and Button went our separate ways, later as I sat down at a random bench, I caught Bon Bon from behind me about to attempt knocking me out with chloroform. How did I caught somepony who works as a secret agent? Got a strange feeling that I was being watched, thanks evolution.
I made a promise to Bon Bon that I won't reveal her secrets. She is going to keep an eye on me.
Found a dental clinic on my walk, remembering that I am out of toothpaste I went in hoping I could buy some since the building doubles as a store for dental hygiene. Found that out from reading a poster from outside.
The pony who works there is surprisingly genuinely polite and express interest in learning about my dental structure. Her name is Colgate and she looks exactly like a pony named Minuette expect she has a toothbrush for a cutie mark, I am surprised to find out both of them are twins.
I let her study my teeth as I had nothing to do right now and she is pretty kind so why not? She isn't scared that she finds out I eat meat but excited to get to learn more about my canines.
After what felt like hours, she lets me go and I bought some toothpaste from her. Actually multiple as there's no human sized toothpastes.
Went back to her cottage, eat dinner with Fluttershy and went back to my house. I charge my DS and dash towards my desk. I booted up my computer to play some roblox tower defense games.
After an hour, I shut off my PC as I feel like melting out of boredom from grinding gems. Went to my garage and dive into my junk.
After that I went back upstairs to my study room and begin writing my book. Revising, adding, brainstorming.
Went to take another hot shower and switch to my pyjamas and then lay down in bed while turning on my phone to rewatch every episode of season 1.
And then I go to sleep. May or may not be ready to deal with tomorrow.