My House Is Now A Pocket Dimension And My Front Door Is A Portal To Equestria

by TheGuyWhoDayDreams


Chapter 1: I Regret Not Having A Back Door

Its another beautiful day in equestria. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.

A yellow coat and pink mane pegasus is doing her usual routine. Feeding her animal friends breakfast.

Passing by her window she looked outside for a moment only to pause.

Outside her window there's a wooden door in the middle of the field. Then something compels her to investigate, so after feeding them she went to investigate.

Once outside she cautiously walked up to the door. Its large, around twice as high as she is. Its design is something she never seen before.

Standing infront of the door, she has this extreme urge to knock on the door. She wasn't sure why but she have to knock on it.

Lifting her hoof on it.

She knocked on the door.


A bright light shines through my windows.

I wake up on my bed as I yawned. Extremely exhausted but I have to get my lazy ass up somehow.

‘Welp, its another tuesday.’

I got up and went to the bathroom and brush my teeth, wash my face and take a shower.

After changing to my work uniform I prepare breakfast. Eggs and toast.

Sitting at the dinner table with breakfast on the table, once I was fully awake I begin to notice something.

The light shining through my windows.

Or the fact that I can't see anything through it.

Its completely whiteout.

‘The hell is going on outside?’

I tried to open the window, but for some reason it was jammed.

I tried the other window, jammed like the previous one.

In fact I went through every single window in my house and all of them are jammed.

Every window is whiteout as well.

‘This is strange.’

I went to my garage to get my pry bar and once I've return with it I attempt to pry open the window beside the front door.

It could barely lift off the ground. It was progress but an extremely little one.

After a few minutes I lean against the wall, exhausted. The pry bar laying beside down.

It was jammed so tight that I swore that the pry bar bend little.

I begin thinking that this is a dream. Every single one of my windows are whiteout and jammed.

But I remember that I hurt myself a little trying to pry open the window.

This isn't a dream.

This is some screwed up shit like I am in some movie.

I then try to break open the window.

I used a hammer, bounced off and hit me in the face. Use a drill, didn't make a dent. I try to heat up the glass but it didn't feel hot to the touch, it wasn't absorbing any heat.

I was about to give up until.

I hear knocking from my front door.

I mentally slap myself that I forgot about the front door. Can't open or break the windows so why not try the front door.

There's also someone knocking on my door, which means someone is outside.

I got up and stand infront of my front door. I slowly grab the knob and twist it, then I pulled it open, wanting to find some answers.

What I saw outside my front door made my jaw drop.

It was a familiar figure. A character from a TV show I love to watch even today.

The yellow color and pink mane pegasus, Fluttershy.

Outside my front door I saw a bright blue sky with beautiful greens, I can see her cottage from the show behind her in the distance.

We both just stare at each other for awhile completely wide eyed and jaw hanging.

“AHHHHH!” I scream as I lift my arm to point at her.

“AHHHHHHHH!” she scream back lifting her hoof to point at me.

We both have a screaming contest for a few minutes. We only stop screaming when we needed to catch some air.


We both sat at Fluttershy's couch at her cottage. It took awhile but eventually I got her to calm down, she still shy but that's to be expected.

Fluttershy is half as tall as me, have to crouch under her door to get in.

We both just sat there, only taking a moment to look at each other.

So, uhm. What are you? I never seen a creature like you before, if you don't mind me asking?” She first broke the silence.

“I am a human, I doubt you will see anymore of my kind Fluttershy.” I replied to her. She was taken aback when I said her name.

H-how did yo-

“I know alot more than I should, don’t plan on keeping it hidden. By the way my name is Jumper.”

Ni-nice to meet you Jumper, what do you mean by you are the only one?

“Well I have been taken away from my home without warning, so far away that it is unreachable. We aren’t meant to be here, yet here I am.” I said with a casual voice.

You don’t seem too bothered by it.

I shake my head. “Oh no, I am angry, I just didn’t show it. The fact that out of anyone that could have happen to, it was me. Now I am in this place, returning home to my friends and family will be difficult if not impossible.”

“Oh you poor thing.” she said as she hugs my arm.

“Sad I know, but crying in the corner is a waste of time. Guess I have to make due living in this place until there’s something that can return me home, there’s a chance, but if its impossible well sucks to sucks.”

“Well, why don’t I introduce you to my friends and everypony in Ponyville, Jumper?” she said smiling at me as she got off the couch.”

“Uh yeah no” I immediately decline. She was slightly taken aback from my immediate refusal.

W-why not?” she asks.

“Not to be rude to you, but you ponies don’t have the best track record when it comes to other species.”

“W-what do you mean?”

“I know alot about you ponies, and I know that you ponies are pretty terrible when it comes to thinking about other species.” I said as I point my thumb to my chest.

T-they can’t be that bad.” she said as she lowers herself and her ears droop.

Remembering one scene in a fanfic I ask. “Has there any incidents between a resident and your animals?”

“... Well, Roseluck got scared by Harry and called the royal guards on him.” she rubs her hoof with her other hoof.

“So who’s to say that can’t be me as well in that situation. I am a species that no pony has ever seen before. At best they will treat me as an outcast, at worst I will be labeled as a monster that needs to be hunted down and killed.” Fluttershy's eyes went wide at that last sentence.

“We ponies will never do that!” she frantically said. Her tone still weak.

“You will never do that, you’re to kind. Despite you ponies preaching about peace and harmony, you ponies are still capable of violence. Its easy to forget moral values if you are filled with fear and hatred.” her eyes look at the ground trying to process what I've just said.

“Look I am not trying to change your views, but can you do one thing for me?” she looks up at me. “Keep my existence a secret, it may cause mass panic and I will be completely fucked over” she flinched at my use of the F bomb, looks like swear words do exist, just frowned upon. “Not even to your friends, maybe Pinkie Pie but still. Especially your foolhood friend Rainbow Dash, the moment she sees me she will fight me, you know she is more brawl than brains. I don’t want to die by her when she crush my head by how fast and hard she punches.” her eyes wide with horror.

“Rainbow will never kill anypony...” she said weakly.

“I know she won’t, but unlike most creatures I am fragile. She will accidentally kill me, you definitely don’t want to have your friend suffer a traumatic experience when she realizes she murdered someone.”

She stay silent before nodding. “Ok, I promise I won’t tell anypony about you Jumper.

“That's all I can ask. As much as I hate leeching off you, I really can’t get a job in a pony’s world without getting instantly reject because of my appearance.” I got up from the couch. “I am going to bring my front house over here, I don’t think its attached to the ground. It will be pretty strange to see a random door in the middle of nowhere.” I left her cottage to retrieve my front door.

Thinking about it, its like my house became a pocket dimension, only seeing a white void from the outside and not hearing the usual car noises they make.

Electricity and water still works. Not sure about the internet service though, I'll have to check on that later.

Damn it, out of all the places I could be in. I could be in the world of pokemon, instead I am in Equestria, a man living in a pony's world.

They are racist really. And the people who say that wanted to live there don't take that into account.

I know eventually my existence will be found out. This is fucking Equestria, land of magic and coincidences.

I am curious about other places in Equestria though, like Baltimare, or some other place not mentioned or seen in the show. Home is a priority but if I can't go back home then I'll try to explore Equestria.

Of course after I learn about stuff from this world, the show doesn't show everything so this is a precaution.

Still mentally angry from being taken away from home. But knowing how these work I just have to accept it, crying about it is just a waste of time and makes you look like an idiot.

I won't lie that I am scared on what will happen to me in the future. But knowing Equestria I will have to face them eventually.


Its getting dark and Fluttershy just finish all her chores for the day. I tried offering to help her but she insist she will do it as I have a rough day.

I put my front door in her living room beside the stairs, I am surprised that I can even put my tall door inside her cottage at all.

I am lucky to be found by Fluttershy, if it's anypony else I probably wouldn't have made it this far. I thank to the gods for that.

She was already asleep for tonight while I just stare at the moon. I notice the moon still has the shape of a mare on it. Nightmare Moon is still up there.

It seems the first episode haven't happened yet. I doubt I will care about preserving the timeline but Twilight and her friends needs to learn all of those life lessons. If I give them the answers they will begin to solely rely on me, that's the lesson Gary Stu learned the hard way.

I decided to tuck in for today. Wondering how am I going to deal with Equestria's unpredictable magic shenanigans tomorrow and the day after, and the day after, and the day after.

...

What if I have just gotten a house with a back door. It could probably be a portal to home if god is merciful enough to give it to me.

...

I regret not getting a back door.