//------------------------------// // Admiral Calliope is informed Season 3 will feature Trixie and a new villain // Story: Call of Duty - Equestrian Warfare Remake // by ScarletMarineCorps //------------------------------// In the Office of the United Earth Federation Bunker, Admiral Calliope and his friends are discussing about something. "Admiral, we have received reports that Season 3 will feature The Great and Powerful Trixie along with a new villain. But I ear about this - this might lead us to...." Twilight Sparkle said but was cut off by Calliope who says, "I am already aware of that. We have to get a pre-order ow." "Admiral, what are you planning?" Lieutenant Dave Johnson asked him. Calliope says, "We are going to put a new faction there - the United States Military Expeditionary Fleet- along with the antagonists there from Season 1 and 2." Everyone hears it and Alfred Jodl V2.0 - nickname for Dave Johnson - asked him, "Jim and the map, Admiral?" "Jim will go to Call of Duty's United States of America so that he can get a pre-order." He said while map points at America. "I'm sure about it Admiral. But why not steal the pre-orders so that we can watch some?" Major Petrenko asked him but the Admiral objects, "Hey! Stealing was a bad idea!" "But Admiral we have to get the pre-orders or to steal them!" Jodl V2.0 said but Calliope yells, "DAMMIT JODL V2.0! WHY?!" Jodl 2.0 says, "We have to find the pre-order right now!" However, Admiral Calliope yells, "Oh for crying--- MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME STEALING IS BAD! YOU BASTARDS! NOW YOU DARE TO STEAL OR GET THOSE!" The door opens revealing to be a royal guard of Canterlot, Admiral Calliope was seen drinking water then says, "We have to get a pre-order now." However, the ponies and the humans argues the Admiral but were stopped by Calliope who says, "That is final, everyone. We have to get a goddamn pre-order - the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Adventures in the Crystal Empire - so that we can see it! And any of you fools dare to say to steal them will be found red-handed!" The Royal Guard, nicknamed "Bonkers" by the Admiral, appears. "Ah, Bonkers. You're here." He said. "Admiral?" Bonkers asked him. "Where's the pre-order Jim get?" The Admiral asked with Bonkers replying, "It took 13 minutes to get there and 7 minutes to get here. The villain you noticed has Trixie." "Then prepare the USMEF of the United States of America, Trixie, and the new villain-bitch of My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic. Send it to Lieutenant Admiral Karl Fegelein." Admiral Calliope said to Bonkers. At the Bundesbunker's Garage - 04:12:35PM "What's going on, Green Watch?" Karl Fegelein asked Green Watch, who was apparently Bonkers. "Jim was sent to get the pre-order so that we can add some characters especially the United States Military Expeditionary Fleet." Green Watch said, with Fegelein said, "The author of this fiction has got this idea from Season 3 and his mind. I hope this will took time." A carriage was being chaffeured by the all-white Pegasus royal guards, chaffeur a new villain in which the Admiral and/or deviants and others dubbed him 'Crystallion'. Green Watch says, "It's him. The new villain of Season 3." Crystallion says, "Hello there. Some such as Admiral Calliope called me Crystallion. I'm sure that the Author who was doing his fiction while do good." Admiral Fegelein said, "I already heard it." He goes to his Third Reich-era car dubbed the Fegel-Car and said, "I'm sure the USMEF will appear in this fiction." He enters the Fegel-Car and left. At the Canterlot Castle, Equestria - 05:01:01PM "So you're the new villain of Season 3 right? I'm happy about it. Then you'll appear in the new chapters." Admiral Vassily said, with Crystallion saying, "It's an honor, Admiral der Militaer. But don't call Calliope as Admiral Doenitz." Admiral Calliope said, "You hear the bitch." Vassily hears what he said but said, "Shut the hell up, Admiral Doenitz." However Calliope yells, "He told you not to call me Admiral Donitz! INCOMING ANTICS!" Vassily screams because of the antics. Bundesbunker Waiting Area - 05:03:03PM "I don't understand why the Admiral chose them all to be a part of this fiction." Princess Platinum said with Armeesgruppengeneral Heinrich Rudolph Absel aka Absel the Absol said, "I'm sure this will be perfect for the author to right the fiction. But I fear that this will have - pure madness!" "Calm down, Armeesgeneral." Crystallion said with Princess Platinum replying, "I'm sure this will be incontrovertible." However Crystallion said, "Calm down you all. No need to fear about this." Grosseflotteadmiral Paul George Jackson said, "DO you think I'm calm down?!" "Nope." was Crystallion said. Absel turns around and said, "We're going to wait for the new chapter! We're so serious about it!" Crystallion said, "You have to be patient while he was typing now." However, Lieutenant Captain Andrey "Andy/Andrey Motormouth/Fast Talking Boozing Andrey/Andy" Harkov Petrenko said, "We are waiting impatiently, unlike you, you're as fucking uglier as Discord nor Queen Chrysalis and her changeling minions!" Crystallion said, "Drink your booze." Andrey himself drinks the booze. At the Bundesbunker Map Room - 05:12:15PM "I'm not fucking sure how will they appear in this shit!" Major Petrenko said, "Well, we are going to wait for it and...." He was cut off by Admiral der Militaer Vassily Aleksander Petrenko who said, "Hey! We already have the pre-order for crying out loud!" "We've been notified after the one for crying out loud!" Major Petrenko said. All witnessed Princess Platinum and Commander Hurricane saying, "Tell the author to create the new chapters here! We're so bored now!" However, Andrey said, "Just be patient already, the chapters was about to be written. If we don't WE'RE SO MAD AT HIM! THE NEW CHAPTERS ARE STILL WRITTEN MAKES ME ANGRY! DAS REISCHT!" "Come, we're going to see the new chapters." Platinum said. She and Hurricane went to their rooms. Imran Zakhaev arrived and said, "The author himself was away." All were shocked but he said, "Nevermind, he's continuing the fan fiction!" All then cheers.