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// Chapter 4: A Mic and Static 
// Story: A Radio Demon in Equestria 
// by Roost2100 
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Alastor woke up it was a calm and gentle morning Celestia raised the sun, birds were chirping, and fillies and colts were playing since it was the weekend everything was peaceful Alastor goes gets himself a cup of black coffee drinks it, and does his daily routine but when he was about to head out for his morning stroll the moment he opened the door he was greeted with half of Ponyvile at his door "ALA-" the crowed yelled but he slammed the door and then looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again "-STOR!" he slams door once more before locking it with everything in his power "Holy fuckling shit" he said not even trying to do his normal way of speaking he then tries to find a way to escape he sees Rainbow Dash in the sky flying above his home he gets an idea and waves a hoof to get her attenoin does not work because she was too up high to even fucking see it Alastor was for once in his after life panicked until he got an idea he then teleports far away from his home with his shadow.

He teleports somewhere in the Everfree forest not knowing what to do next "Phew that one was a very close call indeed tho I do say where ever am I it seems to be some sort of forest ah yes I remember it's the same forest I was in now what was it that Mr.Carrot Cake called it?" he says as he thinks for a second "Ah yes the Everfree forest home to Equestria most untamed magic mmh, it feels more like these ponies like to have control over almost about everything here in this world," he says before noticing a little hut "ah a house of some sort mhh reminds me of how the homeless lived in the streets and had little shelter during the stock market crash of 1929" he chuckles to himself as he reminds himself of his past life he knocks on the door to see if anyone is home after some time the door opens and he sees a zebra? He was confused to see a zebra in a place full of ponies but he has seen a lot of shit in his time so why not add one more to the list.

He tries to talk to her "Excuse my sudden visit my dear but I am in a little bit of a fiasco at the moment and wanted to see if I may stay here for a little" the Zebra replies "Why what do I see I see a Pony looking for a place to hide may Zecora ask why?" Alastor was caught a bit off guard by her talking in rhyme but is not even going to ask "Well my dear I know we only just met but I do need some assistance due to something I did in Ponyville half of Ponyville wants to see and meet me due to my outstanding performance" he says sounding to be in a hurry "mmh I do see then come in and make due with what you need, my name is Zacora if you do not know, tho may I know yours to see what I shall call th'e" Alastor quickly walks in and sits down on the couch taking deep breaths in and out "My name is Alastor my dear pleasure to meet you my dear" he says Zecora can see that he is stressed and makes him some tea and gives it to him.

"Here take some tea it will help calm th'e" Zecora says with a smile Alastor takes the tea and drinks it slowly when he was finished all that was left were the tea leaves Zecora then took the leaves and examined them Alastor calmed down as Zecora examined the leaves she saw his true self a demon from hell one that holds more power Celestia would be weak compared to him she sees how he has conquered and made his mark in the Pride ring manifesting overnight now a powerful overload who loves to see ponies suffer and he calls it his way of entertainment when she finds out about his past and now that he is here in her home she dropped the cup in her hooves and her face had a face that just screamed scared past the normal point she knew who this monster was since she had heard about him from her tribe a story about a demon who loves to watch everything suffer no matter what and he calls it entertainment.

Alastor notices this straight away "well I see somepony needs to put a smile on her face my mother always said your never fully dressed without a smile" Her eyes went wide when she heard those words that were engraved in her mind ever since she was a filly traumatized by them she stumbled back "you monster you are the one in red the one they call The Radio Demon tho I shall not let you hurt anypony I shall send you back to hell were you belong you are no friend of mine you are nothing but sick and wicked in the mind" she says as she points a hoof at him Alastor got mad after she pointed at him he then made a face she knew too much about him and his plans he turns into his demonic form the room starts to distort and static was in the background and speaks in her words "Ī̶̡͚̹͒͋̿͝ ̸̝͕̭̣̮͚͚͊͂͜͜͠s̸̢̧̞̺̮̳̙̬͉̓̅͗̆̋͊̀͛̀e̷̤̺͈̤̲̖̾͑̓̿͊̿͜͝ë̴̜̫͔͚̯͍͉̻̗̘́̓͝ ̵̗̫̪̩͎̻͔̲̈̌̒̉͜ỵ̷̡̹͙̬̽̏̅̄̎̑́̈́̈́̕õ̴̹̳̻͙̟̤̣͍̐̑̂̆̆̚͜͝ų̶̹̤̘̪̫͎͉̲̀ ̷̹̔̈̉̉̐̔̍̊̔͠k̴̙̣̫̏̅̈͘n̷̨̛̦̘̟͊̊̓͆͌͑́͘ó̶̦͚̝̰̗̻̝̝̭͒ŵ̵̪̯͗̄ ̷͉̠͙̈́ẇ̸̰͙̭͈̜͈̯͜h̷͔̫̣͉̻͕̭̼̣̀̾͑̈́́͝ȏ̶͚̪̭̬̘͙̖̈͗̏ͅ ̷̢̧̡͓͖̱̺̩̲̽̾̃̆̔͜͠I̵̡̨̢͍̠̹̱͓̦͙̍̆̃͒̊͌͝ ̷̨̯͕̲̳̠̫̝̥̿͋͛͂̓̆̄̕͝ḁ̷̯̬͑͋m̶̛͍̬͇͈̞̭͖̩̿̈́̅̀͐̚͘ͅ ̸̧͍̦̯͍͇̱̈͐̂̈́̈̏̈̆͝t̵̡͈̝͍̝́̓̇ḣ̸̡̪̠͚̘̻̺̲͊̍ͅͅö̴̭͇̤͖̜͒̂̂̌̿̅ ̸̳̯͚̬̙̀̊͂̈́̽̀͆̀͝l̸̨̪̜̰̘̬͎͒̔͗̀̀̍͌͘e̸̜͂̍t̵̯͕͇̩̭̑̐͂ş̵̙̾̂͐̐ ̴͔͇́̽̓̇̃͗s̶̢̹̻̞͍͊̎̇͜e̵̱̖̠̾̋̋͌ȩ̶̢̼̪̝̞͕̝̖̬̎̌͂͊͊̋̍͊́͠ ̵̭̖̹͍̓͑͆̀̎̑̌͂̒͜i̸̟̥͕̤͂̓̈́̎̊̾̓f̸̨̡̘͚̯̺̝̓̂͐̆̏͐ ̴̘͎͖̀̈́̄͑͐̈̀ỳ̵̡͎͕͕̳͙͉̋̀̈́̔͗͒́͜͝ͅo̵͍̘̺͈͓͋̓̿̅̔̈̚͝͝û̸͖̻̱̣̽̓̂̚͜͠ ̵̨̀̎̒́̓̚c̶̺̠͉̳̙̠̹̮͖̆̑̏̇̆͆̂̚͠a̵̛̫̗͋͐ņ̴̬͉̖̲̩̼̙̈́̿̀̋͑͠ ̶̧̜̤̆̀̆̚͝ẗ̶̨͍̜̤̬͍́̅̂̇̉͑̾̌͝͝ṛ̵̨͋̄́̾̈̎̈́y̷̗̰͑͆̈́ ̶͈̻̖͕̥͈̰̖̇̓̚ͅt̶̢̢͖̱͍̪̗͕̺̥̒̑͂o̷̘̩̗͔͓̅ ̶̛̼̤̗͕͎́͆̈͘̕ŕ̵̛͔̺̗̞̪̈́̓̔̈́̓̑́u̷̧̡̢͖̺̖͙̱̓̈̓̃̌͗̂͋͜n̴̝͙̻̅̑̽͋̋̐̑̍ ̶̹̩̙̳̼͎̫͛͑͆̔ă̷͉̲͚̐̀́n̶͖̳̰̥̔̆͌̌̈́̇̔͘͘͝ḑ̸͙̘͈̦̩͚͊ͅ ̵̡͔̪̙̭̖̲͉̼͑̈́̒̎̾͛͜t̵̘̮̋̋ŕ̸̦͕͍͇̥̣̭͗͑̔̇̑̀͜y̷͍̯̞͊ ̸̤̦̘̘̼̻̋̆͑t̸̬̜̤̹̳̅͠o̶̮̮͕͙̗̤̯̻͒͐͝ͅ ̴̮͌̾̆̄̐͊̓̏̇͘h̸̺͈̠͉̠̃̆́̉͘i̶̼͛̂̇̓̍̽̓͝͝ḑ̷̫͔̒ē̴̛͔̘̜͓̻̌̾̕ ̵͙͔͑́̐̉́̉̀̂͜y̴̢̩̹̞̟͈̱̍̎̈́͂͠o̴̩͌u̵͈̥͓͚͚̩̮̪̾̀ ̵̲̲̻̖̱̗̘͖̂̈́̈̋͜č̸̨̮͈̹͇́̈́̂̒̈́̐̄ă̸̤͎̜̥̻̋͌͜ņ̶̭̜̼̞͇͎̮̖̽͋̒̆̀͋̑́̀̕'̸̡͙͈͇͌̈́͛́̋͛̈́̀t̴͍̲̳́̅͒̓̍̈́̀̽ ̴̢̡̬̘͊̀̅̂̚o̷̗̊͐͜ư̶̺͕̻̩̱͇̾͒̾̋t̸͚̳̻͓͕͉͈̜͗̑̔̾̀̇̚͝ ̷͇͔͕̮̘̣͌̋r̸̙̾u̸̝̳̗̫̮̺͋̀͐̒̈́͐̾͆̉̋͜n̸̝̥̱̎̈̆͋͗̊̈͘ ̷̛̛̦̘͔̆́̿́̍̆͝ḋ̴͔̠̦̦͈̄̈́̑̇ḛ̷̡̨̲̤͇̭̻̬̈͝ͅa̴̱̠̘̠͎̼͊t̷̢͔̥̩̩̗̲̮́̇̈̉͝͝h̶̢͈̞̰̹̞̖̟͚̍̍͆̅͌̆̍͘͠ ̶̨̰̹̙̩͓̮̀̈́̆̉͛ͅn̸̘̫̱̯͍͈͎̾̂̽͌͋͘͝͝į̴̛̐̊̕e̸̘̞̝̼͉̽͊̅̉̌̑͜?̴͙͈͂̄̌̄͛̈́̚" he says ryhming like her she stares at him with fear and after some time Alastor uses his magic to erase her mind since he now sees that she might be good of use to him in the future if ever needed

After he erases her mind he goes back to his jolly self as Zecora blinks and snaps back to reality "Wh-what? What just happened my mind is fuzzy yet I am awake something happened today?" she looks over to him and remembers the part where he needed her help "Alastor my friend you needed some shelter yeah?" Alastor acted like nothing ever happened "Yes I do my dear I know that you my dear are too kind very well I shall stay to see what we have in store for today" After that the two chatted and had a good time together she didn't remember a thing about Alastor's past in the afternoon Alastor left Zecora's hut and went back to Ponyvile were things seemed to be calm now as soon as he walked out in the open Pinkie Pie jumped on him and shake him around in excitement making his eyes turn into radio diels wanting to know what the fuck is happing now.

"ALASTOR do you know what you have just done you have made one of the best do hickeys in all of Ponyvile I think I should throw you another party and invite all of Ponyville to celebrate everything you have done since everypony was around waiting outside for you, you  just slamedthe door in there faces" he zoned her voice out he pushed her off of him and went running towards his home when he got inside he locked everything and even hung up a sign on the door saying Be back soon he sighs to himself as he gets some raw meat out and eats he is now tired but maybe later on he will go to that clothing shop he saw earlier he sat down on the couch and read a book as he waits for the heat to die down he just hopes that Pinkie Pie is not going to throw another party in his home he does not want to clean up again but he knew how she was a thorn in his side he wanted to kill her right there and then but knew it would ruin his plan so he just had to bear these talking colorful ponies a bit longer, he also learned something today he now hates both ponies and zebras.

He just walked into his home and closed the door not before locking it up good with everything imaginable so nopony would come in or bust down his door right as he was about to head to bed Discord poofed in thin air sitting in a chair drinking chocolate milk... Not really more like the glass itself before throwing it away a cat noise is heard alongside crashing into stuff



Alastor was to tired to deal with this shit so he just let him stay and not kick him out as he sits down on the couch "So may I ask why you are here to pay me a visit since I know you were with Fluttershy" Discord scoffs and rolls his eyes out of his head and makes them orbit around his head as they pop back into his skull "yeah me and Fluttershy had a great time thank you for asking but thats not what am here for" Alastor sighs before responding "Well then what did you come here my good man?" he says in his jolly voice "look I just got some questions that it" he says as he pulls a chair out of thin air along a coffee table with a lap of him on it "so why are you Ponyville, and why do you were those clothes 24/7 but I am surprised like I know how Canterlot ponies are but can't you take it off let your body breath" he says as magics himself clothes and rips them so his body can 'breath' Alastor chuckles "well the reason why am here is none of your conserin tho I do not seem the reason to just strip myself naked and let my body as you say 'breathe' I am perfectly fine wearing these clothes" Discord then scratches his head but shrugs it off.

"Soooooo I just got to get the elephant out the room," he says as he kicks an elephant out of Alastor's home (or off-screen if this were a video or animation anyway) "Why are your ears like that I mean even you have more puff on your ears then this" he pulls Fluffle Puff out of a hat and lets her go making her float around and out of Alastor house "mmh you are not the first nor probably the last to ask me that question but I shall say it once and I'll say it again My ears are just puffy nothing behind it," Alastor says Discord does not buy it and sighs loud like a child does when they have to do something they don't want to
"I still don't buy this are you trying to hide something, like it's not like you're a demon or monster," he says laughing as he goes behind him and has a smirk on his face "You're not one right~," Alastor thinks for a second putting a hoof on his chin as he says "No I don't think so" he says before pushing Discord off him.

Discord then thinks for a second and then comes up with something "Okay besides that what's your cutie mark and why is your tail like that" Alastor then explains why his tail is like that but 1 minute in, Discord gets bored 

He then yawns and checks the time "Oh boy would ya look  at that" he says his eyes springing out of his skull with springs holding them as his eyes look at his watch that has a picture of him and Fluttershy "Its time for my tea time with Fluttershy" he says as he eyes go back in his skull "well sorry but I have to go don't want to keep Fluttershy waiting" he says as he poofs out of Alastor's home "I thought he never leave" Alastor said to himself Discord voice then came from nowhere as he said "I heard that" 

Alastor then went to bed wanting just to sleep threw the evening and night in one fell swoop he then falls asleep and in his dreams, he gets a visit from a certain blue alicorn as he dreams she looks at him with a look that moms gives their kid when they say We need to talk.