13enjamin's Laptop

by 13enjamin_Marshall_MLP


Chapter 8: Twilight Fixes the Internet

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Twilight, after getting her horn and wings unchained, along with everpony else, teleported everypony to the surface, where 13en has taken over. His idea of “fixing the internet” was to basically enslave everybody and force them to do what he thinks will make the Internet “good”.

Twilight ran up to 13en’s throne, and confronted him in full force.

“Guess who’s back, you stick figure!”, Twilight snarled.

“Get out!”, 13en replied as he threw his glass of soda at her.

“We’re not leaving until you restore the Internet to what it once was!”, Rainbow demanded.

“Yeah, it may be cruel!”, Pinkie explained. “But the way YOU’RE running this place is worse!”

That’s when 13en pulled out his shotgun and started speaking, “You better leave before-”

That’s when Twilight shot the shotgun out of 13en’s hand, causing him to yell “NONONONONONONONO” in the Kidaroo voice, and the shotgun landed on a pilliar.

He turned his head and glared at the ponies, who prepared to fight back, and said, “You left me no choice, robot army, ATTACK!!!”

13en’s robots charged towards the ponies, but thanks to all the knowledge they’ve learned, they managed to fight back triumphantly.

Rainbow Dash learned how to drift when flying through the tunnels, so when the robots chased her on the Rainbow Road, they fell off the tight corners.

Pinkie Pie was at first surrounded by Nano, Nano 2.0, Piconian Nano, Nara, Rip-Off Nano, Dark Nano, Evil Nano, Fury Nano, Ghost Nano, Withered Piconian Nano, Nano JR, Cyborg Nano, GoAnimate Nano, Tadro & Tadia, and Evil Nina, but she stretched out her limbs and spun, knocking them ALL out in one fell swoop.

Applejack worked smarter, and not harder when she distracted the robots with DeviantArt pictures of female robots posing, before pushing the picture down on them.

Rarity used her magic even stronger than she normally did to overheat the robot’s main circuits.

Fluttershy tried to act all kind and sweet to the robots at first before BUCKING them in their metallic kiwis.

Apple Bloom lead Sweetie Belle to stand up for herself and Scootaloo to glide during the fight.

And Spike gave the final blow as Twilight launched him towards the virus, causing him to pick it up and explode it in 13en’s face.

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Thankfully, after ALL of that, 13en became SANE again, and apologized for becoming so controlling. He now knows the Internet can’t just change automatically, and he needs time to fix things.

To make it up to everyone, he repaired Google, and sent the Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike back to Equestria, the place they belong in.

To celebrate, they all had ice cream with their closest friends, and relaxed after the huge adventure they went through.

And they all lived happily ever after.

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