//------------------------------// // Chapter 7: đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± // Story: 13enjamin's Laptop // by 13enjamin_Marshall_MLP //------------------------------// ---- After Twilight’s group was teleported back to 13en’s base, the main woman herself saw the other 2 groups being held captive by robots, with all their horns and wings chained up. “What are you going to do to us?!!”, Twilight yelled. “I’ll tell you in a minute! First, I wanna hold your precious dragon sidekick HOSTAGE!”, 13en shouted as he held Spike by his NECK. (BTW, his green bathing suit is gone) “HEY, LET GO OF HIM!”, Rarity yelled. “No!” “13enjamin Marshall, this isn’t fair!”, Sweetie Belle growled. “Yes it IS fair! Why can’t you understand that?!!”, 13en screamed at the top of his lungs. “I’m only trying to HELP!! The Internet is in an ATROCIOUS state as of now, and I wanna fix it! If you PAINFULLY colorful ponies can’t understand that, then so be it!” That’s when 13en threw Spike into the nine ponies and pulled a lever that opened a trap door beneath them all. ---- The ponies wind up in the computer’s recycle bin, which looks similar to the landfill from Toy Story 3. Twilight coughed and wheezed as soon as she got up, and quickly tried to count everypony to make sure nobody was missing. Thankfully, there weren’t, but still. “We have to stop-”, Twilight started before the garbage swirled in a vortex and onto a conveyor belt. The recycle bin has been emptied. They got up again, and tried looking for some kind of emergency exit, of which there was none. “There’s no way out! How are we going to escape?!”, Fluttershy screamed. “I don’t know! This place is blocked off from any sign of light!”, Rarity responded. “Guys, let’s face it!”, Applejack sighed. “We’re not getting out! We’re never gonna stop 13en, and we’re never gonna see our friends and families again!” “What?!”, Pinkie whimpered. “We can’t just give up!” “What else are we supposed to do, PINKIE?!”, Rainbow remarked. “This place is just like that Rainbow Factory from that other universe!” Twilight lost all hope of escaping, and started crying. “I’ve let everyone down!”, Twilight whimpered. “I thought I was better than this, but no! I’m so sorry!” Twilight’s friends, the CMC, and Spike looked at Twilight, and Spike placed his hand on her back, trying to comfort her. “This is not your fault at all! I get you wanted an adventure, and maybe you were too quick to trust somebody you didn’t know, but we all make mistakes!” Twilight looked back, and told Spike, “But I just doomed an entire civilization, and all of us!” “No you didn’t! We’ll find a way out! I promise!”, Spike tried to say. “What if we don’t? What if we all die?” “Then at least we’ll die together!” Twilight started feeling a little better, and that’s when Apple Bloom announced, “Hey, I can see daylight! I think we’ll be okay!” Everypony got optimistic, thinking the tunnel led outside, until Twilight realized what actually happens to garbage within a landfill. “Guys, I don’t think that’s daylight!” That’s when we zoom in, and it’s an INCINERATOR, just like Toy Story 3. Except this time, it’s a whirlpool of garbage flowing into the blue portal from Portal 2, with the orange portal gliding over a LAVA PIT from the NETHER. “Holy Celestia’s Cakes!”, Rainbow Dash muttered as everypony looked in utter shock. ---- Back with 13en, he got onto his control panel and prepared to “fix” the Internet. “Time to finish what I should’ve started a long time ago!”, he said as he pressed a red button with a skull on it. His headquarters started shaking, and the treasure he had flowed into a vault labeled “Power Supply”. Then we get to see a giant circular door opening with the base rising out of it, and transforming into a robot with various weapons, including a portal gun, a giant vacuum, a Netherite sword, a mythic drum gun, a cannon that launches cars, a cannon that launches Roblox Noob heads, ragdolls of familiar characters, ect. The head rose out of the body, and 13en grabbed the controller, which was shaped like a GameCube controller, and murmured, “Let’s do this!” The robot marched onto the Google Chrome Planet using a rainbow bridge, and we get to see lazy DeviantArt OC’s painting Anime girls naked, GoAnimators trying to ground each other, Twitter users threatening to assault other users for having different opinions, and other normal internet phenomenons, before they all get interrupted by the shadow of my robot. ---- Back with the Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike, they’re running on the conveyor belt, trying to avoid that incinerator. They didn’t know how to escape that deathtrap, but they at least wanted to try. That’s when Twilight noticed the emergency stop button, and told Spike, “Spike, there’s an emergency stop button and your wings are the only ones not chained up! Please press it before we all die!” So Spike flew up to the button, before some smog made him cough and go blind. “I can’t *cough* do it!! There’s too much smog and smoke!!”, he yelled.  “You can do this! We believe in you, Spikey Wikey!”, Rarity replied. Spike slowly flew up, taking his time, and before he knew it, he made it to the platform. He slammed his fist on the button, until cardboard walls fall over, revealing the button was connected to Minecraft TNT. “Uh Oh!”, Spike muttered before getting blown up, launched backwards, and knocked out. “WHAT?!!”, Twilight screamed. “I told you, you’re NOT coming back!!!”, 13en said on a speaker. “See you NEVER, traitors!” And the Mane Six, the CMC, and Spike fell into the garbage whirlpool. Their lives flashed before their eyes, and they knew there was no escape. At first, they were terrified. But then, the CMC remembered if they’re gonna die, at least they’ll die with dignity, AKA dying together. AB grabbed AJ’s hoof, SB grabbed Rarity’s hoof, and Scoot grabbed RB’s hoof, and their respective sisters held on back. Every other pony joined too. Fluttershy grabbed Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash’s hooves, Pinkie Pie grabbed Twilight hoof, Rarity held AJ’s hoof, Rainbow let Twilight hold onto her leg, the Crusaders held each other’s hooves with the same hoof, and Twilight let Spike lay on her lap. After they connected together, they glowed a bright purple, and magic started tingling everywhere. They accepted their fate, and braced themselves for impact, until the magic barely touched one of the pixels from the fire, and a big magic explosion blew all of them backwards, and a blue beam of light held all of them midair. “What just happened?!!” That’s when a computer voice turned on and announced, “Error, these entities are not from this software, or any other software, therefore they can not be deleted. We apologize for the misunderstanding and will transport all 10 of you to a safe room” The beam zapped them out of the incinerator and into a medium sized room with a couple of mattresses, fresh oxygen, healthy food on a table, and medical kits. “Wow, we’re safe! I guess the program couldn’t process our existence this time!”, Rainbow sighed. “Wait, why didn’t this happen while we were in danger other times while we were here?”, Fluttershy asked. “I dunno, GoAnimate Logic?”, Scootaloo responded. “The point is, we didn’t die!” “Spike, please don’t die on us!”, Twilight told Spike as she held his body. Spike woke up immediately, so we didn’t get a fake-out death scene.  “Hooray, Spike gets to live!”, Sweetie Belle yelled. “I heard everything you said while I was knocked out! I know why the incinerator didn’t kill us!”, he explained. “So, should we stop 13en?” “Yeah, let’s save the Internet!” ----