//------------------------------// // Entry 8 and 9 // Story: PONY OR DIE 1 // by MLPG //------------------------------// Entry 8, by Jailbait Entry 9, by Nano Considering everything she knew about Pinkie, Twilight shouldn't have been surprised. "Okay, one more time Pinkie," Twilight said rubbing her forehead "And without a song please." Pinkie let out the breath she took with a dejected sigh "Well if you want to do it the boring way." Picking herself up, she walked into the pantry gathering various cake ingredients "Like I was saying before, it's really easy, I was eating some leftover cake batter thinking, Gee Pinkie it sure too bad you can't eat the batter and the cake too." "And then it hit me, What if I can," Pinkie said as she began mixing the flour with her usual enthusiasm. "See I figured my stomach and the oven aren't that different." "They're completely different things," Twilight protested. "Soooo after a few delicious failures," Pinkie continued "I finally realized what I was missing." With one final stir, she downed the whole bowl of batter. "What's that?" Twilight asked apprehensively. "The baking part silly" Pinkie smiled pulling out a dozen lit matches. "Pinkie, please don't tell me" she cut herself off as Pinkie swallowed all the matches in one fiery gulp. "And TA-DA, one delicious cake." She said rolling her tongue out, presenting the cake to Twilight. "Woops, I might have used too many matches." "Maybe just a bit"