In the far reaches of space their was an anchient tribe called the Guangatongaloonian. One artifact remained that gave increadable power... And it is headed towards Equestria
MY LITTLE PONY: THE LOST EPISODES
BROUGHT TO YOU BY DERP CO. HERP-A-DERP-A-DERP
[Insert theme song here]
Rainbow Dash did a great job of clearing the sky that day. It was raining extremely hard and the streets were flooded. The winds were going about eighty miles per hour and had already picked up angel and thrown him who knows where! But that's okay cuz he's a jerk and nopony likes him! Anyways, Fluttershy was off to Sugarcube Corner to get her hair did and fancied up for some special occasion. But she couldn't remember why... But it was important!! I mean she wouldn't get her hair all cool for no reason! That would be pointless! Unless she just wanted to look nice...
Fluttershy was singing on the way to Sugarcube Corner "I LOVE EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!!!!!" She sang it loud, but the harsh wind muted the pegasuseseseseseseseses voice and pushed her backwards. she was getting nowhere fast so she took a taxicab to town. when she got into town she noticed a flaming object falling from the sky and headed straight for her forehead. the forehead on her head. She then walked into Sugarcube corner where Opal was eating Pound Cake (not the food, the filly). She had a great time studying magic with Apple Jack.
When Fluttershy came out of Cloudsdale she saw an object SO jaw bustin' shiny, she dropped all of her groceries! All the goodies she got from Philomina, Princess Celestias phoenix, were ruined. She had become good friends with the phoenix. They had good chats about apples, and politics, and apple politics. they are going to have lunch this Thursday at the MOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Anyways, back to the point! Fluttershy saw the green circular, or is it ovular, object. It reminded her of a pear. Which is good because Apple Jack likes palandromes. She studied the object closely, but it didn't do a thing. She was so amazed by it that she started to do the dougie. After the fifth time of singing the Macerana, she stopped.
All of a sudden she was attacked by a rainbow. Then Rainbow Dash walked up.
"The precious is mine!!" RD yelled with a devilish look in duh faces.
"Um... That's not quite fair... I had it first." Fluttershy standamered. There is a man in the background. He was eating a sandwich. he made a portal to Equestria. But thats a whole other story.
GIVE IT TO ME!!! WE NEED IT!!" Shouted Rainbow Dash as she ran to the Green thing.
We?" asked Fluttershy with a face on her face that looked a bit like Nick Jonas's. 
"YESSSS! I BROUGHT A FRIEND!" Smiled Rainbow Dash while talking in the voice of Smeagle.
All of a sudden lightning struck a nearby field and a tornado destroyed the field and all the children playing in it as their limbs were torn off their bodies and thrown into buildings, and apples, and apple buildings. Pinkie Pie was thrown by it and thrown somewhere West-East. The tornado started to catch fire and holy light was shown upon it. Then a giant explosion destroyed the field and everything in it. All that was left was a pumpkin. Then it exploded. Then it Exploded again and turned into Trixie. Trixie then melted and her innards morphed into a Timber Wolf. The Timber Wolf made boots out of the melted skin. Then a hoof busted out of the Timber Wolf's stomach. Then another out of its head. And another out of its chest! And out bursted Lilli BLossom!!
"Oh my gosh it's so shiny!! I have GOTS to have it!" Lilli Blossom squealed in the most preppy voice ever. All of a sudden a voice came from no where.
"DID SOMEONE SAY BUCK?!" and it shook the land and made at least half of a house implode.
"umm... No?" Replied Fluttershy.
"CUZ IM AN APPLE BUCKER!!" And out of nowhere Applejack attacked Rainbow Dash. AJ then ran up to the object and bucked the object and it flew into the destroyed field. All 4 of them ran to the object while attacking each other constantly. But something stopped them from going. It scared them to death. A giant creature of undetermenate species blocked their path. It was undetermenate because it was wearing a black-white hoodie, and on it was written in magenta to the fourth power 'Thug Life'. It was hardcore because the T and the i where backwards
Anyways, back to the point. Cheerilee ran out of 'Ye Old Bomb Factory' right as it was exploding! She screamed "AAAHHHHH!!" as the building flew everywhere. She stopped. Gained what little sanity she had left, and said "Thank goodness I still have my giant cheese burger. I'll put it right here just in case." And set down a four foot tall cheese burger. But there is no lettuce, because she couldn't eat dairy.
Back to the other four! The creature walked away cuz it saw The Mysterious Mare DO Well eating Colgate! All of a sudden Twilight Sparkle teleported right above the green object, with a baby Cheerilee. But its okay because she aged in -532.7 secounds. Twilight Landed on the object with Cherilee. Apple Jack saw some itching-cream and decided to go over and scratch it.
"Hey guys!" Twilight Sparkle said talking like Napoleon Dynamite.
"What happened to your voice?! You sound like a troll!" Mocked Lilli Blossom.
"I got... Allergic to something?" Retaliated Twilight. Everypony looked at her now back at your man. Now back to Twilight. "OK! I did a spell wrong and it screwed up my voice! GOSH!" She yelled once again in Napoleon's voice.
"I'M A PEGASUS!" Yelled Applejack while flying through the air. She then realized she was NOT a pegasus and fell on to Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow pushed her off and growled in her smeagle voice "YOU STUPID FAT EARTH PONY!!" It was silent for the next hour.
Then Cherilee retaliated "Who you callin’ fat?!"
"Yes you are." Argued RD.
feeling like Fluttershy was being left out, Cherilee screamed "Die fluttershy!!" And tackled Fluttershy to the ground. Fluttershy tried to fly away but was pulled down by the brute force of Cherilee. THEN! That giant creature, Which took off its hoodie and was obviously Gummy, swooped down roaring ferociously. He then proceeded to eat the green object! All the ponies jaws dropped.
"I gots tuh tweet this!" Said Lilli Blossom while pulling out her Iphone and tweeting it. Gummy then stomped and she dropped her Android. Spike ran up, grabbed the PC, and flew away!
Fluttershy's face turned bright red. She was extreamly angry. She was going to give that object to angel for his one and one sixteenth birthday! She flew up to Gummy, grabbed him by the tail, and slammed him to the ground! He Spit out the green object but Fluttershy didn't realize it and continued to beat him up. Suddenly an octopus flew in from the space and yelled "DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS" and shot a lazar right at Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle which killed them right as the lazar touched his skin. Their blood stained the grass which Cherilee stood crying on. Cherilee was sad because Twilight was dead. She didn't care about Rainbow Dash however.
"HEY GIRLS!!" Yelled a voice about 100 feet away from the place where RD and Twilight died. Cherilee looked over and Rainbow and Twilight where standing over there waving! "We re-spawned!" Yelled Twilight as she ran to rejoin the chaos.
"Hey guys look! A portal!" Yelled Applejack. And sure enough, a blue portal formed about five feet away from them. All of the ponies gazed apon it except Fluttershy, who was to busy attacking gummy.
"Yeah! Portal 2!" Yelled Twilight Sparkle as she jumped into the wanderous portal.
Applejack wanted to abuse animals as well and bucked Gummy’s face.
After Twilight jumped into the portal, it started sucking in everypony within a ten foot radius. Cherilee's cheeseburger did not get transported which gave her a sad.
"We need it!" Yelled Rainbow Dash. "And we will get it!!"
Everypony was now inside the portal, and derpy had nopony to play patty cake with.
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