Life as a Sonic OC Redux

by Kitsulestia


Demon Dog the Brush-Off

*Rainbow's POV*


Little did I know, a friend of mine was coming for a visit but it wasn't Gilda.

Pinkie asks "What 'cha thinking about, Dashie?"

But a unicorn head pokes out from my house since Clarity had come by for a visit.

I spoke "Hey Clarity, it's been a while you silly furbrain."

Clarity spoke "Chyeah and you promised we'd get some flying in today."

“Oh yeah.” I realized.

Clarity spoke "But it would definitely be more fun with Gilda around."

I couldn’t help but giggle in agreement.

Danyelle flew over since she was trying to hide from Miyuki.

Danyelle spoke "Word of advice Dash, never prank Tails or Pixie when Miyuki is nearby! And don't prank Maria if Shadow's around... Those two are SCARY when mad!"

Somehow, I believe that and got interested.

Clarity spoke "Heh, I’m always down for a good prank."

Danyelle spoke "Just so you know... No lightning pranks around Tails, no quesadilla pranks around Twilight, no cucumber pranks around the chakats and DEFINITELY no water pranks around me or Sonic."

Clarity spoke "Heehee. Sure."

Danyelle growls "I mean it hairball. And don't make me get Ifrit."

Clarity suddenly blushed as bright as fire at that.

Pinkie, Gilda and I were on our backs while laughing.

I laugh "Oh my Faust! She got you good Clarity!"

Clarity spoke "S-Shut it, Dash!"

Gilda spoke "Hehehe! Hey, maybe after our race, we could do an eating contest like we did at Flight Camp."

“Hay yeah!” I cheered at that.

Danyelle spoke "Just don't mention racing around Jet or Sonic... Both of them love to race."

Clarity spoke "And what’s the problem with that? The more, the merrier, and the more interesting the race is."

A loud bang followed by a screaming fox was heard since Dren had blown Sardon's lab up.

I pale at what just happened.

I spoke "Let this be a reminder for us... never leave dynamite lying around or Dren will get his hands on it and use it to pull pranks on others..."

Pinkie spoke "Yep."

Gilda spoke "Know what I heard? Them Mobians took up residence in that old castle in the forest."

"Wait, you serious?" I asked in surprise.

Gilda spoke "Yeah, there wasn't a mansion large enough for them all."

Danyelle spoke "It was my idea though since not all ponies are trusting of Mobians yet. Wings and second tail aside, I can easily pass for an anthro cat."

Pinkie asks "Really?"

I spoke "Hey Pinkie, we could show Clarity around town."

Pinkie spoke "That's an awesome idea!"

Gilda spoke "I got things to do so I'll catch up with you at the party."

"Cool." I responded.

Gilda flew off to meet up with Ezekiel since he had something planned for her.

Danyelle spoke "Hey Skittles, I heard a little rumor that you have a crush on a Pegasus named Soarin."

"W-What?! What're you talking about?!" I asked.

Danyelle laughs "It's as obvious as Shining Armor's crush on Cadence!"


*Meanwhile in Canterlot*


Shining Armor had sneezed.

Shining thinks "What is wrong with me?"


*Back in Ponyville*


I spoke "I'm so gonna tell Twilight about this!"

Danyelle spoke "Twilight already knows about Shining Armor and Cadence."

Danyelle's left ear twitches before she flew off into the Everfree Forest.

Danyelle flew into a spindash, causing a Timber wolf to get shattered.

Danyelle growls "BEAT IT MUTTS BEFORE I SHATTER ANOTHER ONE OF YOU!"

The other timber wolves turn tail and run away.

Danyelle soon finds an injured mare with a filly in her forelegs.

Wasting no time, Danyelle scoops the two up into her arms and flew straight to the hospital.

I spoke "That can't be good..."


*At the hospital,*


Danyelle asks "Will they be okay Redheart?"

Redheart spoke "Fortunately, they're gonna pull through."

Danyelle sighs with relief. "Oh thank StarClan.... May I see them?"

Redheart spoke "Okay, but please try to stay quiet as they need their rest."

Danyelle spoke "Right but what irks me right now is why they were in the Everfree Forest in the first place."

Redheart spoke "Now isn’t the best time to ask."

Danyelle spoke "Fair enough and knowing Pinkie, she'd want to throw a party for the two ponies I had saved."

Pinkie asks "Aw! How’d you know?"

Danyelle spoke "I've got really keen ears."

Fluttershy spoke "You can be like a bat at times. And I mean it in a good way with your ears."

Danyelle spoke "Thank you Fluttershy."

Danyelle's ears twitch since she had heard yet another scream from Sardon.

Danyelle sighs "I swear to StarClan.... That fox reminds me of a certain dumbass I know..."

Sonic spoke "If you’re gonna say that dumb hyena, I’m gonna run into the ocean."

Volt spoke "Dad... You know you can't swim..."

Sonic spoke "I know, kiddo."

Danyelle spoke "If you think Ein is bad enough.... You don't want to be in the area when Pinkie and *shudder* Deadpool collab on a prank..."

Sonic spoke "Don’t remind me."

Danyelle spoke "But all three in the same place... That's just ASKING for trouble..."

Sonic spoke "Don’t jinx it."

Danyelle snickers "And don't get me started on that Shadow got Owned collab video on YouTube though Sonic."

Sonic snickered in agreement at that.

Danyelle spoke "Hey Dash, Pinkie! I need your help with a prank I'm planning to pull on Shadow."

“I’m in!” I smirked.

Pinkie spoke "Me too!"

Danyelle whispers her plan into Pinkie's ear then into my ear.

The three of us couldn’t help but snicker at the idea.

Danyelle snickers "We can't let Shadow know that it was us though... Maybe we can pin the blame on Ein."

“How?” I asked with a snicker.

Danyelle pulls out a block of gold from her right tail.

Danyelle spoke "There's one thing Ein loves more than pranks, and that's gold."

Danyelle throws a stick of dynamite at Shadow before throwing the gold at the hedgehog.

Shadow snaps "THAT HYENA IS DEAD MEAT!!!"

Heehee! Now that entertainment is golden!

Ruby groans "Mom! Dad's on a rampage again..."

Maria sighs "Things haven’t changed."

Ruby spoke "I swear to Chaos.... Dad has such a short temper."

Pinkie spoke "Huh, no wonder he’s emo Sonic."

Within Twilight's mind, Deep Blue was laughing.

Deep Blue laughs "That's hilarious!"

Danyelle spoke "Uh Pinkie... He's looking at us..."

I spoke "RUN!!!!!"

Danyelle and I flew off fast.

Pinkie was already gone as she somehow ran off faster than we did.

Shadow teleported to in front of Pinkie before slamming her into a tree.

Pinkie spoke "*in pain* That’s fast."

Danyelle flew over to Pinkie.

Danyelle spoke "I should have warned you Pinkie..."

Pinkie spoke "It’s okay."

Danyelle spoke "Rainbow and I were lucky that Shadow didn't have wings."

Sonic spoke "You forget that Shadow has some kind of rocket boots."

Shadow spoke "They’re Air Shoes."

Danyelle spoke "On top of that, they're also Extreme Gear... Just don't ask how they float or Tails will go into a jargon-filled talk about them... And the same goes for you too Twilight, I see that look in your eyes."

Twilight whines "*Pout* Aw!"

Danyelle spoke "Knuckles tried to one time and all he got was a headache."

Deep Blue was mentally laughing at his host's behavior.

Danyelle teases "*holding a brick of cheese in one hand* You want some cheese with that whine?"

Pinkie spoke "OOH! Burn!"

Bluestar giggles "Looks like Twilight's gonna need some herbs for that burn!"

Twilight comically had steam coming out of her ears.

Deep Blue was on his back while laughing.

Danyelle spoke "Somebody better call Flash over before Twilight loses it!"

“I dunno. If Flash shows up, Twi might lose it in a different way.” I smirked as Twilight blushed madly at that.

Flash chuckles "Did somepony call me?"

Twilight yelped with a jump as her entire coat blushed red.

Zoey laughs "Oh man! That was just too much!"

“Her insides must be on fire!” I snickered.

Danyelle laughs "More like chilled to the bone!"

Phantom spoke "You don't want to go in there Spike..."

Spike asks "Okay?"

Phantom spoke "I'd rather not have my tail set on fire by Natsu."

Natsu spoke "Dang right I would!"

Though unseen by all, a white wolf was near Danyelle.

“Oh right! Almost forgot Clarity!” I realized.

Clarity was invisible as she snatched a single apple before eating it all.

Danyelle spoke "Something is definitely off with Clarity...."

Danyelle whistles loud, calling in Ifrit.

Ifrit asks "You called?"

Clarity's wings shot up on end, startling me.

Danyelle spoke "Perfect timing."

I spoke "Holy hayseeds... She's an alicorn!"

Clarity spoke "Oops!"

Danyelle giggles "That's what, seven alicorns now?"

Pixie was itching at the ruff of fur around her neck.

Danyelle asks "Huh?"

Pixie spoke "It's a shedding problem... Any Mobian with long fur has that issue pix."

Rei spoke "Ah."

Miyuki had a small bump on her belly since she was expecting pups.

Tails spoke "For the love of Chaos... Rei, I think you should propose to Miyuki before she gives birth..."

Miyuki giggles "Heehee! He already did kyu."

Miyuki showed a ring that had a rainbow gemstone.

Pixie spoke "I haven't found the right guy yet pix."

Rei spoke "Hmm… Maybe a lion dog."

Zoey asks "You mean a Komainu?"

Pixie spoke "I'm a Vulpix for heaven's sake!"

Rei asks "Something wrong with that?"

Danyelle spoke "Poké-Mobians don't have live births. They fall into the same category as dragons, all bird species, echidnas and platypi..."

Rei spoke "Woah, calm down. A lion dog’s not really half-lion and half-dog, it’s a dog that has fur that looks like a lion’s mane."

Zoey spoke "Plus they're often seen in pairs at any shrine."

Rei asks "Does Pixie have a problem with dogs or something?"

Pixie growls "I don't like dogs that much..."

Rei asks "Why?"

Pixie spoke "Don't ask..."

Rei was soon soaking wet since he got a double blast of water to the face.

A voice laughs "I got you good foxboy!"

A female Vaporeon Poké-Mobian with waterproof clothes and carrot-orange hair was giggling.

Rei chuckles "Heh, used some hydro pump, eh, Hydro?"

Hydro spoke "I got bad news for Sonic and the others... Eggman is planning to attack this world soon."

Rei spoke "No surprise there."

Hydro spoke "Zelda alerted me via temporal telepathy. In case you didn't know, she happens to be Silver's girlfriend since Blaze had gone missing."

Rei spoke "That doesn’t sound good."

A crash was heard since Silver and Zelda fall out of a temporal warp ring.

Zelda groans "Silver, get off me..."

Silver spoke "Sorry, Zelda."

Zelda got up before shaking the dust off.

Zelda spoke "It's just as I said, Blaze has indeed gone missing but Silver and I can't find her anywhere."

Rei spoke "Let’s just hope the worst hasn’t happened."

Zelda spoke "Don't jinx it, you baka Zoroark..."

Rei stammers "*Different voice* Wassat? H-How did you know? How did you know? H-How did you know I was a Zoroark?"

Zelda giggles "*Smirk* I guessed it."

That definitely made us laugh.

Silver chuckles "Zoroark don't have a tail. Plus I can tell that the sky blue nekomata's an expert on Poké-Mobians."

Rei spoke "*Imitating another voice with laughter* Ah! Wakka-wakka-wakka! Ah!"

That made us laugh even more.

Danyelle laughs "Holy cuss dude, that was Pacman's noise!"

Rei spoke "*Still imitating said voice* Not only that, but the laugh of a fuzzy comedian that’s beary funny!"

Danyelle giggles "Banjo and Kazooie, I know all of the Smashers though. Sonic's one of them."

Danyelle soon spots a Mobian bat with the exact same hair color and outfit as Bayonetta.

Danyelle spoke "Cereza!"

Bayonetta spoke "Well, quite the surprise to see you here."

Sonic chuckles "She's not the only one Bayo, Shadow and I are here too. And it seems you've been turned into a Mobian bat."

Bayonetta giggles "Now is that really a surprise?"

Danyelle jumps out of the way before a male Mobian bat crashed headfirst into a tree.

Danyelle spoke "And talk about timing... Luka's here too. And I sense that he has something to ask you Cereza."

Bayonetta asks "Oh?"

Danyelle spoke "Yeah, I can tell that he wants to propose to you."

Luka stammers "*Flustered* Wh-What?! What makes you think that?"

Bayonetta giggled at that.

Danyelle spoke "I happen to be Master Hand's point of contact, you know? I know every single Smasher there is."

Danyelle suddenly burps up a letter from Master Hand.

Danyelle spoke "Mama mia! We got trouble! Some of the Smashers have gone missing!"

Rei spoke "*Facepalm* Of course."

Danyelle spoke "The ones that are missing are.... King Dedede, Kirby, Luigi, Bowser, Sora, Banjo, Isabelle, Joker, Wario, Lucario, Lucas, Ness and one of the two Ice Climbers."

Rei spoke "Kazooie must be freaking out about Banjo."

Danyelle spoke "Since Banjo went missing, the loud-beak breegull's in a panic."

Kazooie squawks "Shut up stupid cat!"

Danyelle spoke "It's rare to see the two apart though."

Rei spoke "*Smirk* Maybe she likes Banjo."

Kazooie squawks "SHUT UP YOU STUPID ZOROARK!!! And besides, Blaze has a crush on Sonic!"

Sonic grabs Kazooie by the neck and strangles the red hippogriff.

Kazooie soon had her head stuck in the ground.

Sonic spoke "The stupid Breegull had it coming."

Rei spoke "Yeesh."

Danyelle spoke "Seems like she'll need some herbs for that burn."


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