//------------------------------// // Interlude: FREE BEER! // Story: FUSION FALLS: TAKE TWO! // by The Cowardly Christian //------------------------------// FREE BEER!!! Now that I have your attention, sorry, but no, I just wanted you to check out my new title .... .... .... Access Denied Oh, come on?! Seriously?! Okay, apparently I have to do this instead.... A Pleasant Stroll through the woods Sorry, I couldn't put the actual image here, for some reason the site wouldn't let me post it directly. Now I know what your thinking, 'NOT COOL MAN! WE WANT A CHAPTER NOT A FRACKING TITLE!' And for that I apologize... Here's some art and music for your amusement... Attmpts to post image... .... .... .... Access Denied (seriously, it won't let me post that image directly either!?) I'm sorry, when I made this I assumed the sight would let me post it directly... 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̶̢̡̨̻͈͍͕̦͖̻̭̦͇͓̠̖̠̣̝̲̟͈̈́̃͂̎̉̍͊̍̌̃̈̃̓̅̑͋̆͗̃̉̏̾̉̿͊̃͘̚͠I̴̡̖̮̣̫̹͕̼̱̳̟̘͉̯̩͐́̑̆̓̍͑̿̈͐̆̕͘Ń̴̠͇̣̼͙̪̗̜̟͇̗̗͕͎̳̜̤̯͖̥̮̼̩̱̘̙͙̮̽́̽̾̍̒̀̅̓͐̏̔̀̍́̂̂̋̈́̑̄̌̍͒̓͊̅͑̋̀̑́͆́̓̀͂͐̚͝͝͝ ̷̨̡̹͙͚̥̳̥̫̳̳̰̮̟̝̫͚͚͙̦̣̬͑͗́̓̑̍̔̈́̔̉̓́́̾̎̉͝͠T̶̢̡̛̺͚͚̯͙̳͈͔͚̱͚̭̓̽̌̊͋̅͌̆̐̆̀̔̈̀̍̓̒͌͘̕͘͝͠͝͠H̴̢̛͍͓̝͇͔͈̣̤͕͔̮̱̗̄̔͛̍́̔̋͋̏̍̂͂̿̀͂̊̉̒̕͠͠E̵̲̞̠͓̮͎̰̼͍͙͐̄̃̔͝ͅ ̶̡̡̻͔̝̫̱͉̹̗̝͎̙̳̙͈̞̹̱͓̜͎̺͈̿̑̌Ḟ̵̢̨̘͖̜̟̟̜̞̻̖͖̤̹̦̣͕̱͉̬̘̤͔͍̝̖̫̯͙̼̬̥̘̰̫̖͛͑̾̆̂̑̓̏̈́̔͗̋̿̈́̍̅̈́͗̏̀̌͛̀͂̏̕͘͘̕͝͠Ṛ̵̨̛̗̻͖͔̹͙̹̣͇͍̩̳̮͙͚̒͐̏͊̀͌͂͑͆͛͂̉͗͑͑͗̓͗̂̕̚̚̚̕͝Ą̸̡̢̧̨͕͓͖͎͉͍͙̖̥͙͖̠͍͎̙͍̲̮̩̙̹̟̝̫͉̺̘͈͉̘̬̙̹͕͇̭̩̯̇̆̊̈́̒̋ͅÇ̴̧̨̻͕̰̞̣̥̠̪͔̖̖̬͉͖̗̩̫̺̋̐̓͘ͅͅK̴̡̢̢̮̰̬̙̳̼͉̰͖͓̰̗̮͍̬̭̪̞͇͕̯̦̺̍͜͜͠Ì̸̡̡̩̤͍̳͚̩̹͕̣͇̲̯̃̅̎̋̿͠N̴̢̧̢̛͔̥͇̺̣̲͚̩̣͔̠̗̪̞̥͓̯̬̼̞̖͚͙̱̼͔̳͚̟̤̟̙͙̞̮͖̏̑́͑̒̌͗͐̊̐̍̔́̅̓̈̈́̑̆̀̽̀͒̀̈́̐̅̀̏́̍̽̐͘͘͜͝͝Ģ̸̛͚̋͊́̌̆̐̿̅͗̃̋́̋̓̀̍̈́͒̏͐͌͛̋̀̈́̿͌́͗̂̔̈́̔̃͘͘͠͠͝ ̶̳̥̲̯͙̪͈̯͉̞͖͇͙͕̬͂̅̏̐̅̾͒̒̂͆̊̾̇̿̒̊̊͌͂̓̈͗̔͌̔͌͊̓̈́̕͘͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅŞ̴̛͎̯̖̗̩̝̱̩͇͔͖̼̞̝̮̗̫͕̺̺̲͕͚̓̋̍͌̌̑͑͗̆̿͗́͂̇͊͝ͅḨ̷̨̮͙̮̜͚͉͇̱̭̹̝͙͎̥̠̞͎͔͉͚̹͙͕̦̜͓̟̫̙̲̺̙͇̝̞̦͓̓̓̋̑̊̀̽͊̽͛̿̏̑̍̇̾̔̈́̉͆̀̈́̀̒̂̄̃̌̀́̀̆̇͗̾̚̕̚͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅŖ̶̢̢̟̠̳̥̺̠̟̰̪̞̣̤̙̞͕̬̖͇̞̪͉͍̝̫̙͇͔̬̫͓̥͍͇͚̼͎́͗̆͂͆́͑̓͘͜͜Ȩ̴̡̛̠̬̪̭̖̻̫̩̻̦̯̩̒̓͒̏̍̈́̏̈̃̓̐̽͗̇̍̒͛̌̾́͛̓̚͘̚͝͝͝ͅD̷̡̧̡̧̳͕̳̙͔̥͎̪̠͓̥̗̺̦̞͎̝̱̟̦͔̗̝͕͔͍͚̤͎͙̩͗̿͌̑̓̈́̈́̃͐̈́̍͛̔͗̈́̀̇̈́͌͌̇̈́̎͛̈́̀͛͊̏͛̔̈́̒̎̑̔̈̍͆̂͘͠͝ͅD̷͔̩̻̲̳̟̠͔̟̫̤̱͚̈̈́̎̓̀̌́͛͜͜Ḝ̷̡̛̠̰͉̞̩̞̼͍̪̥̯͉͎͇͖͓̮̹̖͇̯̪̟̜̭͓̫͔̘̳͇̹̲̝̳̭̯̘͗̓̈́̂̀̾͗́̈́́̔͆̽̏͌͐͒̇͊̃̑̏̿̒̈̂͊̇͗͆̓̓́̒̀̄̇͛̓́̅͜͝͝͝͝ͅR̸̡̢̼̣͖͎̼͕͍̫̻͚̊̍͂̐͜!̴̢̢̥̯̫̲̥̭͈͕̬̰̖̘̝̭̪͍̺̼̰͈͚͚͕̟̹̘͚̘̠̝̠̖͔̬͆́͗͜ͅ!̸̢̡̖̱̦̬̭̗̺̮̠͙̭͔̖̜̲̲̳͉̙̙͖̮͋̂̑́̃̓͆̂̏́̀̉͌͒̈̆̑͌̈́̊̕͠͠͠ GAH! Sorry Sir! Yes sir! I'll move on immediately! ENJOY! ...please? He'll beat me if you don't! Finally! This worked! I was worried there for a moment...I could practically smell the thumb screws...I- Wait- what are you doing? NO! I DID WHAT YOU ASKED MR. SLENDERMAN! SOMEONE HELP!