A Medicine Cat among Ponies

by Kitsulestia


Pinkie Apple Pie

*Applejack's POV*


Jackie was on top of an apple tree while preening her wings when she saw Pinkie and the Tri-Pies pop up suddenly.

Jackie asks "Huh?"

A sun-yellow female chickub was sneaking up on her gray colored sister.

Sunclaw pounces on Starfeather, pinning her.

Sunclaw giggles "Pinned ya sis!"

Starfeather whines "No fair!"

Sunclaw giggles as she walked away.

Shadowfang was napping at hir home when shi was jolted awake by a pained squawk.

Shadowfang yawns "What the?"

To the black chakat's surprise, there was a cerulean gryphon hen out cold on the ground.

Shadowfang yowls "JACKIE!!!!! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!"

Jackie spoke "Ah know who it is."

The cerulean hen's left wing was damaged.

Shadowfang carefully picked the hen up and darted off towards the hospital.

Jackie spoke "Better check on her since she’s my friend an all that."

Stormcloud spoke "Let's go check on her then."

Jackie asks "What about the chickubs?"

I spoke "Ah can cubsit fer ya."

Jackie asks "Ya sure?"

I spoke "Eyup."

Jackie spoke "Thank ya kindly, other me."

I spoke "Ah shudder ta think what would happen if yer world's Pinkie, my world's Pinkie AND the OC-verse Pinkie were to meet..."

Jackie facepalmed at that.

Crosswind spoke "Cut it out Applejack! Yer scarin' me!"

“Sorry.” I apologized.

Crosswind spoke "But ya do have a point though Applejack, three Pinkies is triple the trouble since one is a gryphon..."

Pinkie asks "What you three talking about?"

“Gah!” I yelped at that.

Crosswind groans "Now Ah know why mah counterpart calls yer counterpart an airhead..."


*meanwhile at the hospital*


Shadowfang asks "How is she doing Gingerheart?"

Gingerheart spoke "Well, it seems she’ll make a full recovery."

Shadowfang sighs "Thank StarClan... Could I see her?"

Gingerheart spoke "Yes, but please be quiet as she is fast asleep."

Shadowfang spoke "Very well plus I know you have a crush on Redheart."

Gingerheart teases "Like you do on the patient?"

Shadowfang spoke "Sh-shut up!"

Jackie asks "Hey, Glaring Dash alright?"

Shadowfang's fur was fully fluffed up from embarrassment.

Redheart spoke "She's resting right now."

Jackie spoke "Of course she’s nappin’."

A tired yawn was heard.

Dash yawns "Hey Jackie...."

Jackie asks "Finally up, lazy-feathers?"

Dash spoke "Don't make me shove a slug down your throat Jackie."

Jackie spoke "Don’t make me ban ya from mah family’s apple cider."

Dash spoke at the same time as her alicorn counterpart. "NOT THE CIDER!!!"

Jackie laughed. “Calm down, I was jokin’.”

Stormcloud chuckles "No matter what universe it is, Rainbow Dash is a ciderholic."

A portal opened, revealing Raptor and Heartsverse Rainbow Dash. “Very funny.

Rainbow pops up via magic.

Rainbow spoke "He's right though. I do tend to get drunk on cider... And I can say the same about OC-verse Rainbow."

Heartsverse Rainbow Dash spoke "Heh, not me."

Raptor spoke "Me neither."

Rainbow pulls out a bottle of zap apple cider from somewhere and held it in front of Heartsverse Rainbow with magic as she moved it about.

Raptor and Heartsverse RD’s eyes followed the bottle.

Rainbow laughs "I'd rather not tell you where I got this from though."

Rainbow passes the bottle to her Heartsverse counterpart.

Heartsverse RD giggles "*Smirk* You swiped it, didn’t ya?"

Rainbow spoke "For the love of StarClan, no. I bought it a while ago."

Heartsverse RD spoke "Just so ya know, Raptor and I rarely get drunk, so it’s gotta be real strong to do that."

Rainbow spoke "Zap Apple cider's far stronger than the normal stuff and I also know about Raptor's embarrassing nickname. OC-verse Danyelle told me."

Raptor spoke "O-Oh."

Rainbow spoke "Mine is Skittles though since I got called that by Danyelle and it pretty much stuck."

Aphmau pops up.

Aphmau spoke "Speaking of embarrassing nicknames, I overheard Ingot talking to Pierce and I think he said Riptorn."

Heartsverse RD paled at that as Raptor growled with red eyes.

Heartsverse RD asks "Rip, calm down, okay?"

Heartsverse RD wrapped her tail around Raptor’s, calming him down.

A bolt of lightning had electrocuted Golden Ingot.

Danyelle growls "Stupid idiot! You should've just kept your StarClan forsaken mouth shut!"

Raptor spoke "Hehe, nice one, Zapdos."

Aphmau spoke "Uh, that was Danyelle... This universe's Danyelle in fact. She has lightning affinity."

Raptor spoke "Oops, uh… Sorry about that. Zapdos said that he didn’t do that too."

Aphmau spoke "And to be honest, Ingot had that coming."

Raptor spoke "I bet."

Aphmau spoke "His nickname is Screamer."

Raptor spoke "Hehe. No doubt."

Aphmau spoke "Just don't call me a stupid potato though. Wheat's able to get away with it since Kestin hates beating up pregnant females."

A scream was heard since Sunset had gone into labor.

Heartsverse RD asks "Like that?"

Shadowfang spoke "Metaphorically speaking."

Raptor spoke "Oh."

Rainbow spoke "But there is something worse than three Pinkies crossing paths... That would be at least 5000 of the same pony... That is SCARY!!"

Aphmau spoke "Rainbow, please don’t."

Shadowfang spoke "She's not wrong though, that is scary..."

Rainbow spoke "*Shrug* We’ve kinda gotten used to Pinkie."

Shadowfang spoke "Remind me to NEVER be in the area when Pinkie Pie and Golden Ingot collab on a prank..."

Raptor asks "Huh?"

Rainbow spoke "I heard from my OC-verse counterpart that she and her universe's Pinkie had pulled a few pranks on a stupid hyena."

Heartsverse RD snickers "That’s funny!"

Rainbow spoke "Apparently, Ein's also called Screamer since he sounds like a girl whenever a prank backfires on him."

Raptor asks "Or when he gets pranked?"

Rainbow laughs "Totally!"

Twilight was heard shouting at Ingot to put the dynamite away.

Heartsverse RD asks "So, you sure I can have this cider? I mean it’s from your universe?"

Rainbow spoke "Yeah, consider it a two month late birthday gift."

A loud bang followed by a scream was heard since the dynamite had sent Ingot flying.

Heartsverse RD asks "Thanks. Wanna try it with me, Raptor?"

Raptor spoke "Sure."

Rainbow Dash held in a snicker as her counterpart and Raptor took a quick swig of the zap apple cider before the two of them suddenly became 1,000 pounds obese as Rainbow Dash started laughing on her back.

Heartsverse RD spoke "So Vera added something to this cider? Hehe. Wow."

Raptor spoke "Haha. That was a good prank, Dash. Neither Dashie or I saw that coming."

Rainbow laughs "Heehee! Yeah, Vera did help me with this! And it’ll wear off in a whole day."

Heartsverse RD spoke "Well, Rap and I got used to it, so it’s no big deal."

Shadowfang was on hir back while laughing.

Raptor spoke "Compared to Sumarda’s dimension and the Calor-Zone, this isn’t much."

Shadowfang spoke "*snicker* I heard a loud bang followed by a scream earlier."

Raptor asks "Ingot?"

Shadowfang spoke "Yeah."

Aphmau spoke "Stupid is as stupid does."

Heartsverse RD asks "Raptor and I will the drink the rest of it, but if we do, we might get too heavy for the floor. How strong is the floor anyway?"

Shadowfang spoke "Unless you want an angry chakat nurse to deal with... The floor's not that strong."

Rainbow teleported the two to the Chuddle Hotel with the bottle.

Rainbow spoke "Good thing shi pointed that out."

Shadowfang spoke "Out of all the chakats I know, Gingerheart's got a shorter temper than most."

Rainbow spoke "Yeesh."

Jackie spoke "Ah wonder how mah counterpart’s doin’."

Rainbow spoke "I heard from Cheese that Pinkie and Applejack had gone to talk to somepony to figure out if they were related."

Jackie asks "Really?"

Rainbow spoke "Yeah."

Jackie spoke "Nice."

A slightly chubby Sunny spoke "Hey."

The group was surprised.

Rainbow Dash asks "What happened?"

Sunny spoke "*sing-song voice* I'm not telling~!"

Rainbow Dash asks "Ya sure about that?"

Sunny spoke "Don't even bother asking Hitch though since he's got Zipp."

Shadowfang was fidgeting with hir tail.

Rainbow asks "Huh?"

Gingerheart spoke "Should've seen this coming but we chakats have a sixth sense as to who our lifemate is."

Rainbow spoke "Oh."

Gingerheart spoke "Yeah and much like Changelings, chakats are sensitive to emotions. And right now, I sense someone is depressed."


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