The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 2)

by ShopperBrony90


The Living Bus

It all started at the Canterlot High Parking Lot, Rainbow Dash jamming the music being played inside their Rainbooms bus tour while her friends were outside doing her thing. The music is loud that her friends have to cover their ears while Rainbow Dash just feeling it.

"Aw, yeah," She says, "Listen to that music! With this bus, we'll be able to rock out loud everywhere and everyone will remember our name!"

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity shouted with her hands covering her ears. "I can't hear a dang thing with how loud that music you're playing!"

"She's right!" Applejack added, "Ya' gon' make ma' ear drums blow up!"

"Alright, fine," Rainbow groaned but comply and turned off the music. "But I still loved that music anyway. So what are we for anyway?"

"Well, Twilight wants us to be gathered here," Sunset told her then turned to Twilight. "So Twilight, what's up?"

"Now that we're all here," Twilight announced. "The numbers were crunched and our band has made extra money this year. Plus, I have bought all of us this!" Then she introduced a futuristic version of the Rainbooms bus tour. It can move doors like in Sci-Fi movies, its tires are futuristic and shiny and everything else seemed futuristic compared to their bus tour. Everyone were impressed how cool this thing was but for Rainbow Dash, she was dissatisfied.

"Modern, Sophistical, Powerful," Twilight observed. "These are three adjectives to used to describe this miracle German language engineer."

"Ah have to be honest," AJ said. "That thing has 100 horsepower!"

"A device that holds beverage," Pinkie Pie added.

"No way!" Sunset exclaimed after seeing one of the features that makes her satisfied. "A butt warmer?" Then everyone stared at her expressionlessly. "What?" She asked.

"Who needs all that stuff?" Rainbow asked and rush over their tour bus. "Here are few words to describe this tour bus," She continued. "Reliable, uh...Awesome..."

"I'm sorry to say this," Twilight told them "but I don't think we need that tour bus anymore. Because that bus has been leaking oil lately and its engine was modified with strong engines that would make the bus zoom through the second you stepped down the gas pedal, which is unsafe and it would lead you all to immediate death. Also, it's releasing noxious gas fumes into the air and it's pretty bad for the environment and we could cause a global warming."

"Now that ya' mention it," Applejack said. "Ah' agree with Twilight here. This thing here would cause a catastrophe to the environment if we kept bringing it with us."

"And I don't want the animals at the forest to be poisoned because of the noxious gas," Fluttershy timidly added.

"I agree too," Rarity agreed. "This thing would be bad for me if it keeps on releasing noxious gases."

Sunset and Pinkie also agree but Rainbow Dash still not agreed to this.

"But are you guys seriously agree that we have to take this away?" She asked. "I mean, we worked hard to re modify this bus that other day, remember?"

Sunset stepped closer to her. "Rainbow Dash," She told her. "I know you prefer that tour bus but let's face it. Times are changing, we're getting close to the end of this decade and it's time to embrace the change. Just like I do when I was at my lowest point after the Fall Formal."

"She's right, Dash," Twilight added. "Time flies fast and it's changing fast. So it's time for us to move on and accept the change. Are you willing to take that tour bus away?"

Rainbow Dash looked down for a moment, even though she loved how awesome their old Rainbooms tour bus was ever since they remodel it, she couldn't deny the fact that they were almost at the end of the decade and she always looking forward for a future. Seeing that Rainbow can't decide her answer, Sunset spoke, "How bout I'll come with you and we'll dump this thing together? Then...maybe you can say your goodbyes not that you're weird or anything..."

After ten seconds of thinking, Rainbow Dash nodded in agreement.

"Okay," She said. "But first I would like to drive this thing to someplace else first before taking to the dump."

"Sure," Sunset agreed her suggestion.


Sunset and Rainbow Dash were at the airport, sitting by the roof of the bus, drinking their sodas after eating their sandwiches. They're watching the sun setting over the horizon as an airplane landed on the runway.

After finishing her can of Soda, Sunset told Dash, "Alright Dash, time to get this bus to the dump."

"But it's not fair, Sunset," Rainbow complained. "It's not fair to the bus!"

"Dash, I loved the bus too," Sunset replied. "But we can't afford to keep it. Plus we don't want to be the cause of global warming because of the noxious gas fumes. How about we pour our sodas on the hood for old bus' sake?"

"Word," Rainbow agreed.

Sunset pick up another can of Soda in her saddlebag and open it and pour it on the hood as Rainbow Dash does the same. As the Soda leak went into the engine, causing it to electrocute, this startles both girls as they quickly hopped of the roof and quickly back away as the Rainbooms Tour bus came to life.

"Woah," It spoke as it used its headlights as eye sights and then moves around a little. "Is this what it feels like to be conscious?"

"How is this possible?" Sunset asked in shock. She could not believe that their old tour bus came to life despite how many Equestrian Magic situations she and her friends faced.

Rainbow Dash look at the can of her Soda and it read; "Thunder 1000X"

"Wait a minute," Rainbow Dash said. "Twilight made this stuff! It's no wonder this thing came to life! But at the same time, this. Is. AWESOME!"

"I am also happy," The bus told them. "Entity Sunset Shimmer and Entity Rainbow Dash."

"Wait, you know us," Sunset asked. "Just call us Sunset and Rainbow Dash."

"Don't you have a name?" Rainbow asked.

"Well, according to the writing on my insides," The bus spoke again. "It has all of the names of you and your friends written all in it. And I don't have a name."

"We'll just called you, Rainboom," Rainbow declared.

"Wow, my first nicknamed!" Rainboom cheered. "A lotta good'll do to me now that you have to take me to the dump. "I've only been alive for 10 seconds and I already know how cruel life is. I still never delicate a touch to a lady bus."

Knowing that this bus can't go away just yet, Sunset had an idea and stepped closer to him. "Rainboom, you deserved better than this."

"Before you go do the dump," Rainbow added. "We'll take you to experience on how life would be that you never got a chance to."

"Wow, you'd do that for me?" Rainbow asked starting to feel grateful. "For old bus' sake?"

"Yeah," Sunset replied. "For old bus' sake."

"For old bus' sake," Rainbow repeated.


So for the montage, they were hanging around and done a lot of fun things together. As the montage ended, they were back at the CHS parking lot.

"I gotta say, Rainboom," Sunset said. "You're actually pretty cool."

"Heh." Rainboom chuckled. "Right back at ya', Sunset."

"And I thought you're gonna be another Equestrian magic creature for coming into life considering we faced other magical situations," Rainbow Dash said. "But now, you're not that bad at all."

"Yeah, but too bad that I'll have to be dumped away because I am no used to you and your friends anymore but I completely understand that it has to be done." Rainboom told them and then sigh.

"So... what else do you want to do?" Sunset asked.

"You know'd what it make me feel better?" Rainboom asked.

"Like what?" RD asked.

"I could use a view to the sunset. It's so beautiful and no wonder that you were named Sunset Shimmer to begin with. Heck, you're actually living up to your name,"

Sunset chuckled at that fact. "Yeah, I do live up my name."

"So, just one more drive?" He asked again. "For old bus' sake?"

"For old bus' sake," RD said again. "How about you, Sunset?"

"Can't say no to that face," Sunset agreed.


The scene cuts to the three facing the sun still setting.

"Wow," Rainboom awed. "It's magnificent... Just seeing such beauty gives meaning to short life, an even shorter life as a sentinel being. I really feel peace. But before I do, I never go to a car wash before..."

"Aw, what," Rainbow complained. "But we washed you all the time!"

"No, I mean a real car wash," Rainboom corrected. "I don't wanna go without experiencing it."

Knowing that he needed an actual car wash, they took him to the car wash where he will be physically clean, lean, and magical machine.

"Thanks so much, guys," Rainboom thanked them. "It means a lot to me. And now I'm ready for my final wish."

"Are you sure, you're ready for it?" Sunset asked.

"I do," He replied determined. "It's time for me to face my fate."

"Okay," Rainbow chimed in. "For old bus' sake."

So then, they arrived by an edge with Rockets attached behind Rainboom.

"Welp Rainboom, this is," Sunset spoke holding a match with a fire lit on it. "This is your final wish..."

"You're the awesome Rainboom Tour bus we could ever had," Rainbow added. "You'll always be in our hearts and memories. Goodbye."

They lit the fire on the rockets, causing it to launch while pushing Rainbow, and then he ascend into the air, seconds later, he exploded. The end of the Rainbooms Tour bus. Rainbow Dash sigh sadly but knew this had to be done and decide to look forward for now.

"C'mon," Sunset told her. "Let's go back with the others."

"Yeah," Rainbow replied as they both walk away. "Even though Twilight made us that futuristic Tour bus, that thing will always remind us of him, something I should appreciate Twilight's hard work."

"Yep," Sunset responded. "Let's go find them and check it out."

"You bet it, Sunshim."

The two girls walked away as the sun completely sets down and its now midnight, Rainbow Dash may have lost their Rainbooms Tour bus especially that bus just came to life like an hour ago but she's also happy that she gets to use it one more time and help him experience life even though his time in life was short.


THE END