The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 1)

by ShopperBrony90


Ello Los'er

The story begins at a movie store, where an employee is dancing around the front entrance. Wearing an Eiffel tower outfit.

"Movies!" The employee said. "Rent your movies!"

Then Apple Bloom comes out of the store, holding a movie case and accidentally bumps into him.

"Oh, ah'm sorry 'bout that mister." Apple Bloom said. "And what's wit' that outfit?"

"It's a costume." He replied. "They make me wear it."


Meanwhile at the Sweet Apple Acres, it was nighttime. The apples are preparing for a movie night in the living room.

"All right ya'll, ah' got the popcorn!" Applejack said.

"And ah' got the movie!" Apple Bloom said, showing the movie case.

"Wait, I thought we were watching cowgirls in the west." Big Mac said.

"C'mon ya'll so that movie a lot of times. Ah' got something better, look." She then shows the movie for Applejack to read the title of the movie case.

"Ello Los'er?" She read.

"Yeah sis, it's Japanese. Check it." She then reads the back of the movie case. "A Japanese limousine (Known as the Toyota Century) is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly rich people who murdered him. Get a ride…or be roadkill."

"No sis, not another horror movie! Last ah' had to walk ya' to the bathroom every night for a week!" Applejack said.

"Besides, that movie is too much for you to handle." Granny Smith said.

"C'mon ya'll, it'll be different. This one is old and cheesy. It's quite funny!"

"Are you sure you can handle it?" Big Mac asked.

"It's black and white color. Come on." She replied.

"Hmm…Alright."

Then Applejack closed the lights and Apple Bloom put the tape into the VCR. And the movie started.

"See, ain't this fun?"

"Ah gotta admit, this movie ain't half bad." Applejack said.

In the black and white movie, we see a rich boy inside a classroom, focusing on his textbook. When he flips the page, he could see a tire print engraved in it.

He then gasps and hears a sound of an engine of the Toyota Century, and he looks at the window and sees the Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Then the Toyota Century drives through the window and killing every single person in the classroom instantly.

Applejack just laughed at it while Granny Smith and Big Mac felt a bit tired. But for Apple Bloom, she began to feel scared. The next scene is a woman inside the bathroom as she closes the cabinet, she sees the Toyota Century through the reflection of the mirror.

"Ello, Los'er!" Then the Japanese Limo killed her on-screen.

Then the apples (Except Apple Bloom) yawned in boredom while Apple Bloom became really scared and hugged a pillow.

In the movie, an old man was walking in the streets alone at night and heard the limo's engine.

"Ello, Los'er!"

The man tries to get away, but the Toyota Century eats him and spits out bones from the engine. And then kill more people.

All she could hear is screams of people dying under the hands of the Toyota Century and witnessing the people in the movie dying horribly with gruesome violence. This goes for like two hours until the movie's story comes to an end. The rest of her family were sleeping the entire time, so they missed the whole movie.

As the movie finished, Applejack was startled to awake.

"Huh? Is it over?" She then turns off the T.V "Sis that was so cheesy. I mean, what was up with the limo? Ma' friend Rarity had one of those but not how it behaves in the movie. Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost? Controlling the limo or what?"


Meanwhile, Applejack is sleeping in her room while Apple Bloom tries to sleep but quickly stands up and looks at the window and sees no Limo there. But when she takes a look again it's there.

"Applejack!"

She runs out of her room to her sister's and quickly opens the door and sees Applejack sleeping on her bed. She runs to her and shakes her to wake her up.

"Applejack! Wake up! Wake up!"

Applejack sits up and the Toyota Century comes out of her body and comes towards Apple Bloom.

"Ello, Los'er!"


Then Apple Bloom wakes up screaming at the top of her lungs. Applejack quickly opened her door and turned on the lights.

"Apple Bloom, are ya' alright?!"

"Ah'm having nightmares big sis!" Apple Bloom replied.

"Applejack sighs and said, "the only thing ah' could tell you is to dream of something else. Dream of ya'r a cowgirl or something, okay?"

"Okay, thanks big sis."

"Don't mention it. Goodnight, Apple Bloom."

Applejack turned off the lights and went back to her own room to sleep. Apple Bloom laid down drifting into a deep sleep while murmuring "I'm a cowgirl," or anything like that.


In Apple Bloom's dream, she was wearing a cowgirl sheriff's outfit, walking around a ghost town area in the middle of the desert.

"They say this desert's tough. But ah'm tougher." She then walks to a dead-end alleyway, and an outlaw follows her while holding a knife.

"You walked down the wrong alley, copper!"

Then Apple Bloom pins him against the wall.

"You fought the law…and the law one!" When she's about to punch him, headlights flashed both of them and the source of these lights came from the Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

"Oh no, please don't!" She begged.

"I'm going to bite you on the neck!"

Then the Japanese Limo drives towards her and runs over her, startling her from her nightmare.


Apple Bloom woke up and screamed again, and Applejack quickly opened her door.

"Apple Bloom, what's wrong?!"

"It's that stupid Japanese Limo!" She replied. "It's all up inside ma' head!"

AJ groaned. "Ah knew it. Ah knew this would happen! Ah told ya we shouldn't watch that horror movie!"

"Ah' know. I'm sorry, big sis."

"It's alright, sis. For the rest of the night, ah'm going to sleep with you to assured you that no darn Japanese limousines are comin' after ya." She then sat down beside her sister and lie down with her. She wrapped her arms around her to make her feel comfortable and they fall asleep.


However, this didn't work, every minute Apple Bloom would just wake up screaming. This continued until morning came. Then Apple Bloom screamed again as she woke up, this time her scream attracted the rest of her family's attention. As Granny Smith opened the door with an irritating look.

"What sweet apples are going on here?"

Applejack yawned and rubbed her eyes. "Apple Bloom's was just freaked out by this darn Japanese movie we watched last night."

"Well, Apple Bloom you better get ready for today because it's Scootaloo's soccer match against the opposition from another country at CHS soccer field! And you're going to support her and her team!"

"Wait, ain't their opposition is some Japanese soccer team?"

"The opposite team from Japan is called "Ninjitsu FC". They're pretty tough because they're ninjas."

Applejack gasps as she gets an idea. "Will Japanese people be there too?"

"Ah just said it's a soccer manage between Scootaloo's team and Ninjitsu FC." She replied.


The scene transitions to CHS soccer field. Scootaloo's team were struggling much because the away team are basically ninjas and they are too OP, and the scoreboard is 5 for Ninjitsu FC and 0 for Scootaloo's team.

Sure enough, Japanese people are there too.

"See AB, there's nothing to be afraid of. AJ said. "See how calm and confident these Japanese people are? Even if they're overpowering Scoots and her team?"

Then the Japanese people came to the apple sisters and Apple Bloom became scared because of their way of greeting her. Suddenly, the Toyota Century appears.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Apple Bloom screamed and ran away as fast as she could. While in reality, it's still normal and the away team scored another goal.

"Apple Bloom! APPLE BLOOM!" But it's too late. She's no longer in her sight. Rarity and Rainbow Dash walk up to Applejack. "Ah' knew we shouldn't watch that darn car movie!"

"She's scared of cars now?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"No, just Japanese limos." She replied.

"A Japanese limo?" Rarity asked. "Oh darling, what a silly notion, my Toyota Century isn't frightening at all."

"Wait, Sugarcube, you own a Toyota Century?"

"Of course, darling!" Rarity replied.


Meanwhile, Apple Bloom was with her sister and Rarity. Standing in front of her house.

"What are we standing here for?" She asked.

"Something that is going to get rid of ya' fears." AJ replied.

"Oh, my driver is here!" Rarity said. A limousine pulled over but it's not the same exact limo Applejack was expecting. "Here she is! Isn't she a beauty?"

Applejack whispered to her. "What the heck is that, Rarity? Ah thought ya' said you had a Japanese Limo!"

"A Japanese Limo? Oh darling, I thought you said a long-stretched limo!"

"But that Limo ain't Japanese."

"Japanese? My Limo is no coward, I guarantee you that!" She said,

AJ sighs. "Never mind. So, Apple Bloom, ready to go for a ride?"

"In that thing?! No way!"

It's not even a Japanese Limousine! Come on!"

"I don't care! A limo is a limo!"

"It'll be fun. We all just go for a ride!" AJ said.

"Uhh, Rarity may ah' used your bathroom?"

"Why of course, Darling. But be back in a minute, dear."


Cuts to the bathroom where Apple Bloom is washing her hands and pulls out a toilet paper and stops when she sees a tire print on it. She looks up to the mirror and sees the Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

She gasps and quickly runs from the bathroom and her phone rings. She picked it up and answered whoever was calling her.

"Ello, Los'er!"

She screams and throws her phone on the ground and quickly runs back outside and goes into the back of the limo.

"Let's go, let's go! Drive!"

Then the two girls went inside and sat beside her while Rarity's driver drove them away.

"What?! What is it?!"

"That Toyota Century, sis! It's following me!"

"Sis, come on! Yer' just seeing things!"

"No!" Apple Bloom argued. "It was the Japanese Limo, and it was real!"

"So, it came out from the horror movie then?"

"Ah' don't know! Maybe!"

"Alright, alright. Yer' safe for now. Rarity's driver will just drive us around for a bit." Applejack said.

"Oh, indeed." Rarity agreed.

Sometime later, the driver is driving into the woods at nighttime. Applejack falls asleep, while Rarity is busy brushing her hair.

"Wait, where are we going?!" Apple Bloom asked.

"Now, now Darling. My driver always drives deep into the woods only if I want to clear my mind. Fluttershy must love this scenery." Rarity said.


During the rest of the drive, Apple Bloom could only see that the trees are giving her the evil look and it is scary. What scares her is that she caught the small appearances of the Toyota Century. And after a minute, the limousine stopped working.

"Why are we stopping?! What's going on?!"

"Mrs. Rarity," Her driver said. "It seems that we've run out of gasoline."

"Oh no, oh no, this isn't good!" She shouted. "He's coming and we're stuck here! Applejack!"

Applejack screams as she wakes up. "What, what is it?!"

"We ran out of gas, and he's coming after me!" She ducks on the ground.

"Come on Sugarcube, we gotta get out and push." Applejack said.

"No! I'm staying here!" Apple Bloom shouted.

"Alright, Rarity, her driver and I will push you back to town then." Then she and Rarity exit the limo, same goes for the driver as the three of them push the limo back from the front.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, not back this way!" She then sees the headlights from the Toyota Century driving towards them. This time, it was real. "No, no, no, no, no!"

Then the three saw the headlights but didn't see what car it was.

"All right, help!" AJ exclaimed.

"About time." Rarity said.

Then Apple Bloom exits the limo running away and screaming.

"Apple Bloom!" She looks back and it turns out that it was the real Japanese Limo. The Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

"OH, MY SWEET APPLES, IT'S REAL!" She shouted. "RUN RARITY!"

The two girls ran away but the driver was left behind, as he nearly got run over by the Toyota Century and began chasing the three girls.

They tried to lose the Toyota Century on foot but it's still on their tail. The Toyota Century drives faster, and Applejack looks back while running and sees the Japanese Limo was about to hit Rarity.

"Rarity, look out!" She drags Rarity out of the way in the nick of time. But the Japanese Limo is still going as it's chasing Apple Bloom. "Oh no! It's going after Apple Bloom! We gotta help her!"

"Apple Bloom!"

Apple Bloom, still running for her life. While running she could hear the voices from the Toyota Century. "I'LL END YOU!"

Apple Bloom ends up in a dead end and the Japanese Limo corners her. "WHERE YOU ARE FREAKING GOING?!"

The limo corners her to a tree.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Apple Bloom screams in fear. Applejack and Rarity finally arrived.

But before they rescue her, they get hit by the limo's doors, knocking them out cold.

"Ello, Los'er!"

"I'm no Los'er!" She shouted.

She tried to run without looking and bumped into a tree and fell on her back. She opens her eyes and sees the Limo was about to run over her. "Ello, Los'er!"

Then Apple Bloom became furious and stood and faced the limo. "You fought the law and the law….won!" She began punching the limo's headlights, shattering them into pieces. And pulls the limos' door and breaks the wind shield with one punch. And even punched the rearview mirrors. "Leave me alone!" She then rips off the roof. "I hate you!" She then runs off but comes back and holds a minigun and begins firing bullets at the Japanese Limo. "Stop following me around!"


The scene cuts to reality where Applejack holds her down on the ground while Apple Bloom is still squirming with her eyes shut. "Apple Bloom! Wake up! Apple Bloom, stop it!"

"Stop…"She opens her eyes and sees her big sister. "Applejack?"

"Oh, thank goodness you're alright, darling." Rarity said.

"Ah did it, ah conquer my fear. I cleaned that darn Limo's steering wheel, with ma' fists!"

"Kind of," AJ said. "You hit your head and started going crazy on the Limo. But actually, that limousine was just someone."

The Limo unfolds itself to reveal to be the same person from the video store.

"You?!" She asked in surprise.

"Yeah, what's your problem?"

"Why were ya' following and scaring me in that limo suit?"

The employee sighs and holds a paper. "My boss made me wear this. I'm from the video store. Your rental is overdue."

"Why didn't ya' just call or something?" Applejack asked.

"I did, and I sent a fax!" He replied.

"That was you?!"

"Yes! So can you just return the video, please?"

"How 'bout tomorrow? 'Cause ma' sister had been through a lot tonight."

"Okay, but you better return it tomorrow." He spoke.

Then he left the three girls behind.


Back at Sweet Apple acres, Apple Bloom is getting ready for bed but sees her sister walking passed by her room. "Hey, Applejack?"

"What is it, sis?"

"Ah'm not scared anymore. Thanks, sis. For helping me out with my fears and stuff."

"No problem, sis. Goodnight, Apple Bloom."

"Good night, Applejack."

And when she fell asleep on her bed, she started dreaming again. But this time, this dream is good as she was riding the exact same Toyota Century in the midnight sky. While wearing her sheriff outfit.

"They say this desert's tough. But ah'm tougher."

Then the limo flies off towards the sky as Apple Bloom was riding it.


THE END