The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 1)

by ShopperBrony90


Dump Wheel

Meanwhile at Sunset's house, the former pony-turned-human was busy watching her favorite guitarists on T.V

"I'm here with Canterlot's greatest guitarist of all time, the skull. You're at the top of your game right now. What's the secret to your success?" The announcer asked.

"Two words: Name change. I love my mom and all, but the name she originally gave me-not so awesome. So I changed my name to the skull. Just rolls off the tongue better."

"Fascinating. How do you come up with it?"

"I simply took two words and put them together. Picked "The" and "Skull". The skull. And I became the coolest woman in the world!"

Sunset was amaze. "Cool, I'm gonna change my name to two completely random words! But what words should I pick?"

She then took notice of her trashcan which was close to the refrigerator and looked through the window and she could only see there is her motorcycle she gets to keep after the Friendship Games.

Then Sunset got an idea.

Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow Dash was busy drinking her favorite smoothie. Sunset walked up to her with her left hand behind her back.

"Hey Rainbow Dash," She greeted. "What would you say if I changed my name into…Dump Wheel?"

Rainbow Dash went silent for 3 seconds. "I'd say you're a complete wuss."

"You wouldn't say it was cool?"

"Dude, it totally sounded like a tire taking a dump. Plus, I'm pretty sure that's not how being awesome works. Not when you're changing your name into Dump Wheel…wait, you're not actually considering changing your name, are you?"

"What? Nah, I was just joking."

But her friend became more suspicious. "Then what are you hiding behind your back?"

"Nothing, it's not important."

But before she could make a break for it, Rainbow Dash used her super speed and took something from Sunset's hand.

She takes a good look at the frame. "Certificate of Name Change?! You actually did?!" She then burst into laughter.

"Give me that!"

"Oh, man; wait until everybody hears this!" She then runs off with her super speed. "Hey, guys, Sunset just legally changed her name into Dump Wheel!"

"I gotta change my name back."

Sunset went to the Canterlot Courthouse and walked up to the counter.

"How may I help you?" The lady asked.

"I want to change my name back to Sunset Shimmer."

"That'll be five-hundred dollars."

"What? But I don't have five-hundred dollars."

"Then I guess our time is up here. Now move along, kid."

Sunset groaned and walked away. Then a man walked up to the counter.

"Uh, I'd like to change my name back to Johnny."

"That'll be five-hundred dollars, Mr. Lamebrain."

Back at Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow Dash was looking through the binoculars and saw Sunset walking her way to the café.

"Hey, girls, Dump Wheel is back!"

Then the rest of her friends walked outside and greeted her.

"Oh, Dump Wheel!" Fluttershy greeted.

"Howdy, Dump Wheel." AJ greeted me.

"Dump Wheel!" Rainbow sang.

"Hey, Dump Wheel!" Indigo was heard taunting her.

Sunset pointed at her rainbow haired friend. "Did you have to tell everyone?"

"Yes. It's that funny." She tried holding her laughter. "Dump Wheel!"

"When Dashie told us," Pinkie explained. "We thought it was only right to welcome you back as a new friend-a new friend named Dump Wheel." She then laughed and gave her a nametag with Dump Wheel written on it. "Here, welcome back to our group and we can all be best friends!"

"Yeah, thanks. Look, are there errands I can do?"

"Whoa-ho! Errands? You really are a new friend, Dump Wheel." She laughed again.

"Seriously, I need five-hundred bucks so I can change my name back." Sunset said.

"Well, I'm sorry to say that the wheel has been rolled. One of my old schoolmates from Crystal Prep had done all of the errands for us in return for treating me dirt before the Friendship Games."

"Yeah, loser, don't come begging us for money. Sunny Flare and I already spent it all on those sweet new shoes." Indigo said.

"But aren't those really cheap?"

"Not when you're buying a new pair of glasses." Sunny Flare said.

"Guys, please! She begged. "I needed five-hundred bucks to change my name back!"

"There is one thing you can do." AJ said.

The scene transitions to the Sweet Apple Acres where Sunset helps the Apples to rake the leaves. Then the Dazzlings walk by and throw their litter on the ground.

"Hey Dazzlings! No littering! If you have a dump, use a trash can!"

Then Adagio Dazzle looks at Sunset's name tag with her new name on it.

"Well, why throw it in a trash can when I got Dump Wheel to take care of it?" Adagio taunted.

Then the Dazzlings burst into laughter and walked off.

"Ugh! This name sucks!" She throws her nametag on the ground.

Then Applejack's granny shows up and sees what she just did.

"Hey, Dump Wheel; your job is to rake the leaves. Now pick it up."

"But nametags are only for new people."

"Exactly. New name, new friend! Now put it back on or you'll regret it."

She sighs and puts her name tag back on.

"Never get old." She then walks off.

The scene transitions to Rainbow Dash and her little sister, Scootaloo as the two were in a line at the ice cream truck.

Then Sunset runs up to her. "Rainbow Dash, I can't take this anymore. I want to change my name back. Could you please be a good friend and lend me five-hundred bucks?"

"Five-hundred bucks? I'm not too sure about that. What do you think scoots?" Rainbow asked.

"I don't think you should do it, Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo replied. "It's not a good idea to lend money to people you don't know."

"Please, Dash." She begged. "I need 500 bucks to have my name back."

"I don't know dude; I usually lend money to my awesome friends including Sunset Shimmer. But I've only known Dump Wheel for a day. So, I don't think it's a good idea."

"Please! I can't live in this stupid name anymore!" Sunset begged again.

"Well sorry but the Sunset Shimmer I know works at a Sushi restaurant." Rainbow said.

"You know what? I'll just go back to my workplace and get the five-hundred dollars by myself!" Sunset said and ran off.

Unfortunately, she just lost her part-time job because of her new name. And she was forced to find another part-time job. No matter where she goes, people will always make fun of her because of her name. And what's worse is that she was on the news, newspapers and billboards because of her new name Dump Wheel, and she became a laughingstock worldwide.

Then Sunset quickly hid in a dark alley and stopped and caught her breath.

"How could I have been so stupid? Well, this is it, first; Raging She-Demon, second; Anon-a-miss, and now; Dump Wheel? I will never change my name back."

Before she started sobbing, she heard a faint voice giving her the feeling that she wasn't alone.

"Who's there? Show yourself!" She demanded.

Then the figure stepped out of the bodies of the shadows and wore a purple bulletproof suit packed with heavy weaponry.

"Dump Wheel. We meet at last."

Sunset became nervous and scared at the same time. "Why do you look familiar?"

"I am…the skull."

"What happened to you?"

"You happened! I was the most famous guitarist until that fateful moment you took it all away with your horrible name, Dump Wheel. You've robbed me of my fame and glory! I've even tried to change the name to Skull Wheel, but it didn't do anything! My life was ruined. That's when I realized I had to take matters into my own hands using all of the skills my dad taught me when we're hunting deer together when I was little! And what I mean by that, I'm going to kill you!" She then brings out her shotgun and loads it up.

Sunset nervously back away in a few steps. "Woah, look, let's not make this go out of control! I'm sorry I ruined everything for you."

"Sorry isn't gonna cut it, bacon head!" Then pointed her shotgun at Sunset. "Now die!"

She fired the bullet, but Sunset quickly dodged it on time, and quickly ran for it and even climbed over the fence. The skull shot down the fence and started chasing her.

"Wait, please! I'm going to change my name back!"

"Talk is cheap, Dump Wheel!"

Meanwhile at CHS, the girls were relaxing in front of the entrance while Rainbow Dash was reading a newspaper. As you'd guess, Sunset was in it.

"Wait til' Dump Wheel sees this!"

Then they heard the sounds of gunshots and explosions getting closer and they saw Sunset in panic running towards them.

"Wow, what's going on?"

"No time to explain, get inside!"

Without thinking twice, the girls quickly followed Sunset inside the school without even knocking the door.

"Twilight put some heavy things here and make sure it's barricaded!" She ordered.

"What why?"

"Just do it!"

Without hesitation, Twilight used her telekinetic powers and placed a few chairs, fire extinguisher, and the lunch table from the cafeteria to the door.

"Hey, show yourself Dump Wheel!" The skull's voice was heard outside.

In panic, Sunset made a mad dash to the second floor leaving her friends in confusion. Feeling worried, the girls quickly run after her as well. They all went up to the second floor and looked for their friend.

"Where were you Sugarcube?"

"Dump Wheel, darling, is everything alright?" Rarity asked.

"Yo Dump Wheel, what the heck is going on?"

"Dump Wheel, come out, come out wherever you are." Pinkie called out.

Then they checked the math classroom and found Sunset hiding underneath the table.

"There you are," says Rainbow Dash. "So, what the heck is going on?"

Then Pinkie Pie knew why and started to speak rapidly. "Oh, I know why, as we all know, Sunset Shimmer changes her name into Dump Wheel, and what we also heard is that she became a laughingstock worldwide, and it seems that one of Canterlot's greatest guitarists were going to kill her because of her new name that makes her famous than her. And now that she's looking around if Sunset was here, then we're going to help our friend to change her name back to Sunset Shimmer!" She then let out a squee, and a big grin on her face.

"Are you a coward, Dump Wheel?" Sunset's hands were shaking upon hearing her killer's voice. Rainbow Dash looks through the window and sees the skull shooting everything with her assault rifle. "I'm ready for you, Dump Wheel!"

"This is really terrible, girls! One of the greatest guitarists is going to kill me because of my stupid name change!"

Then they heard an explosion meaning that the skull had blown up a car with a grenade launcher. Fluttershy slowly and carefully peeked and asked. "Is she looking for us too?"

"There's no way she's going to hunt us down too. It's not like she knows about her having us as her friends and having magic and all that." Twilight said.

"And I'm going to kill your friends as well! And none of your magic is no match for the skull!"

"Oh, I guess that's a yes."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's fight her!" Rainbow said, cracking her knuckles.

"Like I have to face someone with guns trying to kill me? No way, I don't want to die like this."

"I'm too shy to die." Fluttershy said.

"The courthouse is going to close at any minute. Some of you have five-hundred bucks."

But her friends shook their heads.

"But I spent it all for that new dress I really wanted." Rarity said.

"And I even spent it all to replace my sports equipment." Rainbow said.

"But I can help you with that." A voice came from the principal of their school.

"But Principal Celestia, are you sure?"

"I hear everything. If it's the only way to get you girls out of this mess, I'll help. As the principal of this school, I'll do anything to keep my students from fatal harm." Celestia said.

She leads her students to her office and brings out five-hundred bucks from her purse and gives it to Sunset.

"It took me 2 months but at least it's worth it."

"But Princes- I mean, Principal Celestia, you've been saving this money for that new video game you're planning to buy." Sunset states,

"Well, I'm making an exception. Now go and change your name back." She ordered. "And I'm calling the police as well."

"Now come on, there's no time to waste!" Rainbow claims.

"Don't worry ya'll," Applejack assured. "Ah even upgraded my granny's truck that should get us all to the courthouse in no time!"

"Alright guys, while the skull's looking at the front, we should head to the parking lot! Let's go!" Twilight ordered.

The Equestria Girls made a dash towards the parking and went to the truck. Rainbow, Sunset and AJ were at the front seat, while the rest were at the back of the truck.

The skull sees them and brings out her rocker launcher and points at the group. Applejack quickly started up the engine and drove off and missed the rocket missile. Then the skull sees Flash Sentry in his car, she quickly dragged him out of the car, thus high jacking it. And make a hot pursuit of the Equestria Girls.

Then Rarity saw the skull inside Flash's car chasing them and panicked.

"Darling, that madwoman is catching up to us!"

The skull brings out her SMG and shoots through the wing shield, but Rarity quickly summons a big diamond, blocking his shots.

"She's shooting guns at us!" Rainbow exclaimed. "We need to lose her!"

"Hold on ya'll! We're taking a shortcut!"

Applejack hardly steps on the gas making the truck faster than ever, and went a sharp turn, drove through the alleyways, went to the freeway, and took off road routes. And makes sure she doesn't hit any other traffic cars.

Finally, they arrived at the courthouse.

"Alright, we're at the courthouse!"

But then, one of the tires popped out but Applejack tried her best to safely park the truck at a nearby parking lot. The girls ran straight towards the entrance and burst through. Twilight used her telekinetic powers to put all the railing stands to barricade the door. A sound of gunshots was heard, much to Sunset's horror.

"Just go, Sugarcube! Change ya' name back!"

"But what about you guys?"

"Just don't worry about us!" Rainbow Dash assured. "We have your back. So go and if he does go through, we'll hold her off!"

Sunset runs to the lady and gives her the money. "I want to change my name back!"

And while the lady is working on it, Twilight felt her arms about gave away.

"Hurry up, Sunset!"

"I'm trying!"

Just then, the skull uses a rocket launcher and explodes the door, knocking the girls out. Twilight slides next to Sunset when she hits the wall.

"Twilight?" She tried to wake her up, but she was unconscious.

Then the skull walked towards Sunset, laughing maniacally and aimed her shotgun at her head.

"Any last words…Dump Wheel….?" Before she pulls the trigger and kills Sunset, the lady finally stamps Sunset's Certificate of name change.

"Your name change is complete: Sunset Shimmer." The lady announced.

Twilight slowly regains her consciousness and sees Sunset's Certificate of name change fall on Sunset.

"Huh? Wait. What did you say your name was?"

"Sunset! My name is Sunset Shimmer!"

"Woooohoooo! The skull is back! Now if you'll excuse me, I got what I wanted, so I best be on my way. No hard feelings."

She then walks off leaving the Equestria Girls dumbfounded by what they just saw.

"Well, that came out of nowhere." Rainbow said.

As soon as the skull went outside, she was met with a punch on her face by a swat member. And another swat officer quickly disarmed all of her weapons and handcuffed her.

"Is this the madwoman Miss Celestia?" The officer asked.

"Yes. That was her. Not only did she pack illegal weaponry, but she tried to kill my dear students and also hijack one of my student's Cars!" Celestia told him.

"Very well, Skull, you're under arrest for hijacking, attempted child murder. Anything you say will be against you at court!"

When the policemen leave with the skull in their custody, Celestia and Luna check on their students.

"Are you girls okay?" Luna asked.

"We're good vice-principal Luna, it's finally over now." Rainbow replied.

"And Sunset finally changes her name back." Twilight said.

"Well, I'm glad to hear it." Celestia said, and then turned her attention to Sunset. "Well, I hope you learned something from all of this Sunset Shimmer."

"That's right Principal Celestia and thank you guys for helping me to change my name back."

"What are friends for, Sugarcube? Friends always helped each other no matter what." AJ said.

"Oh, and Sunset, we're sorry we didn't help you to change your name back in the first place. We're just teaching you a lesson after we heard the news about you changing your name." Twilight said.

"It's okay Twilight. I learned my lesson now." Sunset said.

"And if you want to be awesome like me, you could just ask." Rainbow Dash said.

"I'll keep that in mind."

"And next time if you think changing your name is a good idea, don't. End of story." Celestia Said.


THE END