The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 1)

by ShopperBrony90


A Very Realistic Movie Night

It begins at Principal Celestia's office who is still thinking of ideas to raise money to support education at her school. Her sister Vice Principal Luna entered her office and gave her a soft smile.

"Still thinking what the students should do for school fundraising?"

"Yes." She replied. "The science lab is destroyed. And I had no idea how that happened since no one here has ever had a single accident. And some parts of this school also needed repairs and I still have no idea how we get enough money to fix it and support education here."

Luna put a hand on her chin. "Well, some students have their own ideas by the way. Rainbow Dash has sports equipment and suggests for a sports tournament, Pinkie Pie suggested for bake sale while Flash suggests for a concert."

"Hmm, those could work but I'm not sure how…" Then they heard a soft knock on the door. "Come in."

The door opened and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, (Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo) entered.

"Yes? What can I help you three with?"

"We should have a scary movie night!" Scootaloo suggested.

"That's right, at the school gym." Sweetie Belle added.

"You girls want to shoot a movie night there?"

"Yes."

Celestia liked the idea and agreed. "You know what? That could actually work. That's not a bad idea at all!"

"Yeah," Luna added. "We did have a movie night there 4 years ago, it was a great success!"

"Okay, then it settled then. I'll be making an announcement saying that we'll be taking your idea for tonight. So, you three will be picking up that movie, right?"

"That sounds 'bout right." Apple Bloom said.

"Okay, time to let the student body know about this." She picked up the P.A microphone and pressed the button to turn it on. "Attention all students, I know that all of you are struggling to come up with ideas for the school fundraising and what I'm going to announce is that we'll be taking the Cutie Mark Crusaders' idea about having a scary movie night at the gym. So please don't be late and we'll be all there tonight! Have a great day!"

After the announcement, all of the students seem to agree with their idea of a movie night at the gym. The girls exit the office and go outside since the final bell already rang 12 minutes ago.

"So, whaddaya say, shall we get the movie?"

"I'm always ready like Rainbow Dash."

"I would like to get that movie."


Then they went inside the movie store where they are looking at any case of a horror movie. Scootaloo pointed at a movie case. "We got to take this one!" She picks up the case and reads the title. "Canterlot Hell: Death Sin."

"Applejack said that a book is better." She puts it back on the shelf.

Then Scootaloo sees another VHS case and picks it up. "This is maturity! "The Monster and the Girl: Sex is Fetish!"

"Scoots, what is with you? Clearly, we're not shooting an un-ladylike movie night." Sweetie Belle said.

"Oh, so you kids know about horror movies?" The employee asked. "Come into my lair."

They walk up to the counter, and he shows them a VHS. "This is from my personal stash. Check it; Cantercalypse 3D!"

"Oh yeah, I saw this few years ago."

"No, you didn't." He replied.

"Huh?"

"This is a foreign boot-leg director's cut. 3 hours and 30 minutes of remastered, it should scare you out of your twits for life!"

"Hold on a minute." Apple Bloom picks up a tape. "What kind of thing do you call that tape?"

"It's Zetamax 3D, it's the only way to truly experience this movie. It makes you feel like you're in an actual zombie movie. And it also includes 3D glasses to back that up. And don't forget to include this!" He then picks up a heavy projector. "This should help to pop out the zombies."

"We'll take it!" Scootaloo said.

"Wise choice," he said and gave a few boxes of 3D glasses. "And don't forget these as well."

Apple Bloom tried to carry the projector, but it was way heavier than she thought. Then the employee helped by lifting it back to the counter. "Do you need some help to carry this thing?"

She shook her head. "No thanks. I'm going to call my sister to help lift it."


Meanwhile, back at CHS the Equestria Girls are helping to set up for the movie night. Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash are setting up the chairs and split each row into two, giving more space in the center. Twilight helps the three girls to set up the projector while Applejack and Pinkie Pie are setting out posters to see the movie while Rarity sat by the outside of the gym sitting on a chair with a box waiting for someone to come by and pay to see the movie.

"I never thought that having a movie night here in this school could help raise enough money." Sunset said as she placed another chair down to its position.

'Well pony-girl, we did this a long time ago and it was a huge success." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Where was I when that happened?"

"I dunno. Since you're a bad girl around that time, you didn't get invited. But now you do."

Then Applejack came by with Pinkie. "Alright, quit talkin' and let's get this thing going! Our tasks with the posters are already takin'n care of and we both need some help with the decorations!"

"I can help you with the decorations, AJ." Dash said. "Right after I finished helping Sunset to set up these chairs."

Then Applejack walks up to the Crusaders and Twilight. "How's that projector thing going?"

"It's doing well AJ," Apple Bloom replied. "And with these 3D glasses, it would be even more awesome!"

"Are ya' sure about this? Because the last time we watched a scary movie, you became traumatized by it."

"Don't worry Applejack. I learned my lesson that day and conquered my fear."

Applejack was still unsure about it but shrugged it off.

"So what movie are we supposed to watch?" Sunset asked.

Scootaloo brought out a tape from her bag and showed it to her. "Cantercalypse 3D; this movie is so scary that everyone will be scared out of their twits!"

Rainbow Dash can't help but chuckle. "Good one scoots."


Then the night finally arrived, the gym was dark but not that dark. All students were sitting on their chairs and two rows were separated. The box was now filled with a huge pile of money under Celestia's hands and each of the students was given 3D glasses while some were given popcorn or chili dogs.

Sweetie Belle presses the button on the projector to start the movie and the light from the projector beams to the movie screen and shows the prologue of the movie and the crowd cheers.

Then the movie begins with a man walking in an empty city. The buildings were already destroyed, destroyed cars were scattered around and flames were scattered around the burning buildings.

"I was your average kind of guy before it all happened. Before an experiment gone wrong at a science lab triggered a pandemic and it took everything I knew." Then a zombie jumps up from behind, but he reacts quickly and brings out his spear. "Batter up!"

He hits the zombie, and it spatters blood and it shows the title; Cantercalopyse 3D!

Then the prologue ends with the man and his girlfriend being surrounded by zombies out of his house.

"Don't worry baby, get these suckers taken care of. Baby?"

He then looks back at his girlfriend and she turns into a zombie. "Aw, great." The zombie tackled him and made zombie noises and the crowd gasped while Apple Bloom was shaking.

"Baby, you let yourself go really bad."

Scootaloo grabs Apple Bloom by the hand, making her scream and knocks the projector over and the tape pops out of it and causes the film to stop. Everyone began to boo in frustration while Apple Bloom gasps and checks on the projector.

"Scootalo, what the apples is that for?!"

"I didn't think you could freak out that bad. Honest!" She defended.

"Are you bucking kidding me?!" One student shouted and the rest began to boo even louder.

The Equestria Girls removed their 3D glasses and stood up and helped the Crusaders to put the movie back into use. Applejack puts the projector to its steady position and Scootaloo picks up the tape and blows on it a few times to remove the dust but accidentally spits on it. She exclaimed, "Oh god!"

"Ugh! What the buck?! Why did you spit on it?" Rainbow asked.

Scootaloo tries to wipe it off with her arm. "I didn't mean it!" She puts it back but nothing's working.

"Why is it not working?"

Scootaloo tries to shake the projector but it causes rays to go out and it hits the screen. Twilight takes the tape out and it is placed backwards. "You put it backwards. That's why it's not working." She then puts it back in the right way.

Then the movie continues and the crowd cheers again. The group sighs in relief and enjoys the movie.

"Well, that was close." Sweetie Belle said.

"Yes. There's no way we're letting this idea go down. But if this doesn't work, then I always got my backup plan." She then shows her sports equipment behind them. "Just in case, you all can thank me later if this goes down."

"You know we're watching a movie, right?" Fluttershy asked.

Then a zombie from the movie comes out of the screen. The cause was more likely by Scootaloo spits on the tape by accident and puts it back in backwards. Since the crowd were wearing 3D glasses, they had no idea that a real zombie just popped out of the screen.

"Wow!" Scootaloo exclaimed. "That zombie does pop out on you!"

"Totally," Rainbow agreed. "That one is coming really far off the screen."

But then, Sunset realized something was going on. "Wait. Guys, we're not wearing 3D glasses!"

The zombie walks up to Mr. Cranky and grabs his arm. "Hey, check this one out!"

The girls gasp and Applejack exclaimed. "That's a real zombie!"

"This is just great. Why does every kind of situation like this always happen to us?" Rainbow asked.

Then in a movie, the man grabs a chainsaw blade while a zombie walks to him.

"Hey, queer!" He throws it at the zombie and decapitates it. "Heads up."

The crowd cheers and seeing this scene gave the young daredevil an idea. "Rainbow Dash, that's it! You're sporting stuff!"

Scootaloo quickly picks up discusses and throws it in a similar fashion the man did in the movie and decapitates the zombie as result.

Rarity gasps and faints alongside Fluttershy but Applejack quickly holds them before they hit the ground.

"Wow, nice shot scoots." Then the ground started shaking. "What the buck is happening now?!"

"Okay, genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand." While that scene plays, more zombies from the movie popped out of the screen. "The things you did, it woke up the dead- and they're ticked off!" Then the zombies let out their hands to everyone who was still wearing 3D glasses.

"Guys, if anyone gets hurt, then the world will turn into an apocalypse! We got to keep these zombies away from our friends!"

She then grabs javelins and Sunset decides to help and grab discussion. And Rainbow Dash began to yell the SpongeBob victory screech and they both ran towards the zombies.

Then a student reaches his hand out to a zombie while wearing his 3D glasses. "Oh cool." Then Sunset throws a javelin at the zombie, piercing it to death. "Aw man, that zombie just took a hit!"

Then Both Sunset and Rainbow Dash kill every single zombie around them and keep them away from their schoolmates.

"Holy freak!" Sandalwood exclaimed. "Did you see that zombie get a discussion to the face?"

The crowd cheers again and Rainbow Dash backs off of the zombies in the similar way the man does in the movie at the same time. And began to kill all of them off. She sees another behind and before she kills it, Applejack throws a javelin at the zombie's back.

"Ya' know I ain't leaving both of you hanging like that!" Then more zombies magically popped out of the screen. Applejack picks up another javelin. She screams and runs towards the zombies while the man in the movie does the same thing at the same time. She stabs a few zombies and crushes their necks.

"Better fire up the grill, 'cause I got me a zombie-kabob!"

Their schoolmates cheered again, and Pinkie Pie finally arrived with a tray of cupcakes.

"Hello everyone, I got all of these cupcakes that all of us are going to eat while watching the movie!" She exclaimed and a few zombies approached her.

"Pinks look out!" Rainbow shouted and threw another discuss to the zombies' necks thus decapitating them. Then another Zombie touched her by the shoulder and screamed when she saw a zombie in front of her.

Rarity and Fluttershy woke up and saw a zombie that was about to eat Pinkie Pie and she gasped.

"You leave darling alone!" She summons a big diamond and throws it at a zombie and crushing it against the wall.

Sunset looks back at the crowd and sees a zombie approaching Flash. "Woah, this is freaking awesome!"

"Flash!" She throws discusses and decapitates the zombie and its head falls on Flash's head.

Then those who were fighting were still busy holding them off and the big zombie from the final scene of the movie pops out and screams.

"Applejack, look out!" Sunset shouted.

The big Zombie growls and Applejack pony-ups and kicks it on the nuts but it only turns into dust.

"Oh, apple fudge…" The Zombie grabs her by the collar and throws her away, but she was saved by Twilight's telekinesis powers and safely put her down.

Sunset and Rainbow Dash throw javelins at the zombie but he quickly catches them with both of his hands and throws it back at them. Twilight uses her powers and catches them on time before they've been pierced.

"We really do need to beat the thing."

Then Rainbow glanced at MicroChips' newest invention, the futuristic go-kart. She ran towards it and sat on it and started the engine. The main character of the movie was inside a car.

"Okay, you big freaking creep-"

"You've taken a lot from me. But if you think that you're gonna deprive me of my-"

"-the money for our school's fundraising problem-"

"You're sorely mistaken!"

Both of them step on it and drive towards the zombie, Rainbow Dash was close enough and quickly leapt out of the go-kart. The go-kart hits the big zombie, and it explodes with him in it. And at the same time, the movie ends with flames burning the movie screen. Then the crowd cheered and clapped their hands.

Meanwhile, everyone else was going home and the Cutie Mark Crusaders were talking with Principal Celestia who was holding the box full of money.

"That idea was great, girls! I never thought the other students would be in that movie!" She said, "Anyway, it's getting late. We should all go home and go to sleep. And enjoy your weekend!"

When the Principal left, they regrouped with the Equestria Girls who were talking with Flash, and he seemed in a happy mood.

"I cannot believe this!" He exclaimed. "I actually thought I was in a real horror movie but man that was sure awesome!"

"Well Flash the truth is-"

But he interrupted her." Say no more, Sunset. We're all having a good time there and got to hit the road. See ya!" He then went inside his car and drove off.

"Should we tell everyone that those zombies they saw are real zombies we're fighting off?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well since they were wearing 3D glasses and thought that zombies are fake it's best not for them not to know that those were real zombies." Rainbow Dash suggested.

"Given what we all just went through, ah' to agree with Dash that no one else should know about this." AJ added.

"I'm sorry for letting that happen." Scootaloo said and his head down in guilt. Rainbow knelt down to her and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Hey, now scoots. Yes, you accidentally caused it but it's not your fault that it happened. It was an accident and look how good it came to them."

She felt a bit better and looked at her with a smile. "Thanks Rainbow Dash."

"Now let's go home and get some sleep. Because tomorrow you're going to be adopted and be part of my family."

The girls were surprised by this, and Apple Bloom asked. "Hold on a minute. You're getting adopted?"

"Yeah, I always want Rainbow Dash to be my big sister."

"This is so fantastic!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I should throw a welcome-to-the-Dash-Family party!"

Rainbow Dash chuckled. "Now come on, scoots. Let's get you home."


THE END