The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 1)

by ShopperBrony90


Pinkie Rushed

Today was Principal Celestia's birthday. Everyone at CHS we're setting up the party at the school gym and they have for like 20 minutes left until the principal arrives and the party starts. Vice-Principal Luna assigned Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash for one last thing.

"Okay. Because I think you're ready for more responsibility as always. So I'm gonna start by having you get the donuts for the party." She said,

"Whoa, really?" Sunset asked.

"Yes, but first some ground rules. One, pick her up a whole wheat donut."

"A whole wheat donut? You mean like a bagel?"

"No. I mean, a WHOLE WHEAT donut. So, to be perfectly clear, she wants a whole wheat donut. You can pick the rest of whatever you want. Oh, and don't pass them out. Everyone else was passing them on. You're just buying them. If you pass them out before the party, then there will be no donuts that she and the others will enjoy." Luna said.

"Yeah, no problem." Sunset agreed.

"Good. What did I just say?"

"Get the donuts and don't pass them on or there will be any donuts." Rainbow Dash answered.

"Good. I knew I could count on you girls."


Sunset and Rainbow Dash went to Sugarcube Corner to pick up the donuts. And went inside and only to be amazed when there were donuts on their sights.

"Oh yeah girl, let's pick some donuts!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Wait, Rainbow Dash. Remember what vice Principal Luna said?" She asked. "We'd like one whole wheat donut please."

Mr. Cake grabs the whole wheat donut and puts it inside the box.
"Alright. Now we can pick what we want."

"Let's get two of those! And five of those, and some of those!" Rainbow Dash pointed out the donuts.

"Wait, what are those?" Sunset asked. Behind him were some weird looking donuts.

"Uh, no. Those apple fritters were double glazed by mistake."

"Double glazed…."

"We'll take them!" Rainbow insisted.

"Actually, I got to throw them out, kid, because they are not safe for human consumption."
"We'll give you one hundred bucks."

"Uhh, you want those here or to go?"


Meanwhile, the girls returned to the gym at CHS and placed the box full of donuts on the table, beside the birthday cake.

"Donuts delivered!"

"Man, that was so easy, we got it done in no time!" Rainbow said.

"Yes, we did Rainbow Dash. Yes, we did." Sunset said.

"Wanna play a staring contest somewhere else instead of here?"

"Sure."

The girls walked away from the gym. And at the same time, Pinkie Pie shows up and sees the donuts.

"Ooh, glazed delights!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Well, hello there!"

Once she took a bite, she stopped for a moment without moving a muscle with a blank expression on her face.

The two girls returned, after finishing their game.

"I lost again. I only lost the first round because I was sweating." Rainbow Dash said.

"Well you never break a sweat when you use your super speed." Sunset said.

Then they saw Pinkie Pie laughing.

"Hellohellohello, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash. Did you see that there's donuts here?!"
"Ahh! Pinkie Pie, did you eat an apple fritter?"

"Why, yes, I did eat an apple fritter." She said rapidly.

"The Vice Principal said not to touch those until the party starts!" Sunset said.

"Oh my, I hope I don't cause trouble for you two!"

"Don't sweat it, Pinkie Pie."

Rainbow Dash picks up the piece that her friend took a bite and breaks it into half.

"Here, problem solved. Now no one will ever know that Pinkie Pie ate one!"

"But I did eat one, it tasted like magic!"

"Let's get her out of here before anyone else sees." Sunset said. Escort her friend out of the gym.


They went to the band room and tried anything that could slow her down for a bit. But nothing is working.

"Sunset, it's no use, she won't hold still!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash," Pinkie said rapidly and licked her fingers in a second, "But I couldn't avoid those delicious apple fritters they were positively frittilating! I like what you did to the band room, Sunset and Rainbow Dash!"

"Calm down, Pinkie Pie."

"Sunset, the party starts at fifteen minutes! How are we going to calm her down before it starts?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"We have to tire her out."

Moments later, they have Pinkie Pie to do all exercises on the football field but she is still hyper and faster than Rainbow Dash. Then, Pinkie Pie pulls Sunset's car at a good speed and the rope breaks as soon as she makes a sharp turn, sending her and Rainbow Dash ram straight into the tree.

"This isn't working! We've only got a couple of minutes until the party starts and she's still super hyper than I am!"

"We do need help."


Fortunately, Sci-Twilight is the only friend available to help out since the rest of their friends were still busy setting up the party. While Rarity distracts Principal Celestia by giving her a treasure hunt around the school as planned. Twilight meets up with them in the band room and sees Pinkie doing jumping jacks faster than ever while counting rapidly.

"And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10," She then punches the air rapidly and counts again.

"Yeah, I've seen this happen back at crystal prep." She said, Putting her glasses back on. "She'll die if we just give her more sugar."

"More sugar? Are you sure, Twilight?" She asked.

"Have I ever been wrong?"

Sunset looked at Rainbow Dash with an unsure look. But Rainbow Dash opened up the donut box and scent flew to her nose, getting her attention and rapidly eating the donuts. She then started to speak much more rapidly than before.

"Hmm…better give her some more." She instructed.

Rainbow Dash slowly opened the box again, and Pinkie Pie buried her face on the box and ate every single piece in 2 seconds. And then she started to go super-duper hyper and then disappeared.

"Oh no…" Twilight said.

"What? What "Oh no"? She's coming back right?" Sunset asked.

"Uhh….probably not…."

"WHAT?!" Sunset and Rainbow exclaimed in shock.

"Grab a donut. We're going in and after her." She said,

The trio took one donut.

"See you on the other side." Twilight said. The trio took one bite. "Hmm…. tasty."


The girls started to spin and now teleport to a higher sugar plane.

"Hurray! You are all here!" Pinkie said. As if she's already back to normal.

"Pinkie Pie! You're back to normal!" Sunset said with relief.

"Not yet. Look around."

Then they saw everyone around them, moving in slow motion.

"What's going on?"

"We're on a higher sugar plane." Twilight explained. "They appear to be moving slow because we're moving so fast. We still need more sugar before we die!"

Rainbow Dash opened up the box and it was empty. "But we ate all the fritters!"

"Don't worry everyone! I got some treats I've been saving!" Pinkie Pie said, carrying three cupcakes.

"That's it! Cupcakes! That should have enough sugar." Sunset said.

"Snack time!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"We've got a problem." Rainbow said, holding only three pieces. "There's not enough."
"You guys go ahead. I'll figure a way out."

"But Twilight-"

"No time to argue! The party starts at any minute now!"

Then, Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow ate each piece of cupcake, and they spun around again and disappeared leaving only Twilight to say, "Oh no."


They were now even way higher sugar plane, but the scenery is gray and black.

"What the heck?" Sunset asked in disbelief.

They saw Twilight standing there.

"Look, it's twilight!" Rainbow said, pointing at her.

"Twilight! Twilight, are you-"

When they saw her face, it scared the trio. Causing Pinkie Pie to run away in fear, screaming.
"Pinkie Pie, come back!" She called her out and ran after her. "PINKIE PIE!"

They found Pinkie Pie looked scared of something.

"Pinkie Pie. What's wrong?"

Pinkie Pie points at everyone in super slow motion or in time freeze while in gray and black color.

"Man, this is so trucked up."

"Why isn't this working?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I want to go back!" Pinkie Pie cried.

"Don't worry Pinkie, we'll figure something out." Sunset assured her.

Then, an idea hit Rainbow Dash. "Guys! I think I got an idea!"

"Okay let's hear it."

"Okay! If more sugar doesn't kill us both, then we need the opposite of sugar!"

"Like what?"

Rainbow nods and opens up the box, revealing Celestia's whole wheat donut.

"Principal Celestia's whole wheat donut!" Sunset exclaimed. Grabbing the donut. "Alright. If we are going back and get Twilight, we have to ration this.


They break the donut into four pieces, and each of them takes one small bite of the donut. Afterwards, they were teleported back to the lower sugar plane, where Twilight was left behind. They saw Flash sentry rocking out his guitar in slow motion.

"Wow, it worked!" Sunset exclaimed.

"What happened?" Twilight asked, approaching them.

"Twilight, you are wrong. The whole wheat donut is what we needed all along, not sugar."

"W-what? I-I was wrong?" She asked in confusion.

"Okay, okay, let's go back to normal." Rainbow said, but Sunset stopped her.

"Wait Rainbow Dash."

They saw Flash in slow motion looking at his watch and said something and quickly ran for it.

"Uhh, what did he say?" Rainbow asked.

"Oh, it sounded like a pound of meat!" Pinkie Pie said.

"No, he is going to the party! Principal Celestia is going to the gym! It's about to start! To the gym, quick!"


Then the 4 made a madder dash than Rainbow Dash since they're in the higher sugar plane and it moves 5 times faster than Rainbow Dash when she's in the normal world and left with a trail of red streak in the normal world.

"We're gonna make it!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Rainbow Dash! Put the donuts down!" Sunset told her.

Rainbow Dash put the donuts down on the food table and opened it up and there are no more donuts.

"Ahh! There aren't donuts left!"

"Principal Celestia is not going to like this…"

"But at least we have the cake." Pinkie Pie said.

"We have to go back to Sugarcube Corner!" Twilight said.

The 4 made a super mad dash back to Sugarcube Corner, and bought another whole wheat donut and other donuts instead of the double gazed and hurried back to CHS.

Rarity in slow motion, escorts Principal Celestia to the doors of the gym. And they have 6 steps until they step foot in the gym. The 4 even went through an epic run where they had to go through traffic, a subway train almost hit them, and bridges. They went through traffic with Rainbow Dash almost getting run over by a car.

Fortunately, they arrived on time and Rainbow Dash dived forwards, throwing the donuts to the donut box that was placed on the table.

"They're in!" She exclaimed.

"Everyone, eat the rest of the whole wheat donut!" Twilight instructed.

The gang eats the last piece and now they are teleported back to the normal world with its normal time speed.

"Principal Celestia is coming!" Applejack exclaimed. Attracting everyone's attention. "Everyone hide!"

Everyone, including the 4, hid behind their hiding positions and once Rarity and Celestia entered, everyone popped out of their hiding spots and shouted, "SURPRISE!"

2 hours later, the 3 (Except Pinkie Pie) were sitting on the benches, holding their stomachs and haven't eaten anything for the past two hours…

"No more sugar…" Sunset said weakly.

"'Ya sure 'ya three don't want anything?" Applejack asked.

"Nope. We're good. For real…Except Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash said. Pointing at Pinkie Pie, who is eating the chocolate cake she baked before she took a bite of one of the double-glazed.

"If a situation like this happens again…eat healthy meals like the whole wheat donut." Twilight said.

"I'll take your word for it." Sunset said.

"At least it has nothing to do with Equestrian magic. Since that night me, Sunset and Timber used your time machine and went through time." Rainbow Dash said.

"What what?"

"Nothing…"


THE END