//------------------------------// // Chapter 3: Sex, Drugs, and Dragon Pones // Story: Dragon Kisses // by Betty_Starlight //------------------------------// Hey, remember how I said she didn’t eat me? Well, I kinda lied! Um, I guess the beginning would be the best place to start? So, I was actually born on a Saturday… Wait a minute. That’s probably too far back? Okay, so we just left the restaurant and that’s when Silva turned her head left to look at me as we trotted on the dirt road of the forest village, hidden there deep in the foliage in the woods. “So, what do you wanna do now bestie?” I glance over at her and widen my eyes, “Uh, how would I know? I don’t have any friends!” She nods her head and smiles, “Well, you do now!” I grin back coyly at her, “Well, we can always have freaky nasty sex?” <*****> And so, I sat there on my back on my bed as the covers were all thrown over to the left side and onto the floor, so now only the white fitted sheet on top remained, with us two dragon pones on top… I adjust my gaze to the azure kirin on the other side of the mattress, “Funny true story, I was only joking! I didn’t actually expect you to say yes!” She smiles at me, “And yet, you still went through with it!” I frown, “Well, that is to say, I mean, you aren’t totally unattractive and well, I uh…” She smiles and giggles at me, “You just wanted to screw me, didn’t you!” I widen my eyes, “Well uh, maybe! I mean, it’s not impossible and well…” “Oh, stop it Skyfire! You have urges! It’s okay!” I stop yammering to stare at her, “Well uh, yeah, I guess I do, right?” She leans my direction from the left side of the bed for a nuzzle as she smiles affectionately at me, “Right!” and I can’t help but smile back at the affection… I sigh, “I don’t usually do this, but I really want a doobie right now!” “Well, smoke up! I’m not gonna get in your way!” I start and stare at her blankly, “Uh, you’re okay with it? Um, do you get high?” * She smiles at me, “Well, not really! But you go ahead!” I frown, “Right! Doesn’t need to be too big! I’m the only smoker!” <*****> I held the burning stogie in my green magical grasp on the left side of my face as smoke poured out the front, “So, you’re sure you don’t want any?” She smiles from the other end of my kitchen table, “No, I’m fine!” I narrow my gaze, “So coitus is fine, but dope-smoking and relationships are out of the question? Got it!” before the glowing joint comes to my muzzle and I purse my lips to feel warm smoke going down my throat. Her eyes widen, “Now she’s getting it!” I exhale smoke over to the left side and stare back at her from across the table as the cigarette burned on my right, “So, what then? I smoke up and talk to you now?” She nods, “Sounds good to me! What do you want to talk about?” “We had sex!” She nods again and grins wryly at me with a look in her blue eyes, “This is true! Do you wanna talk about that?” By this point, my eyes are super wide, but I can’t really say much before there’s currently more warm smoke going into my mouth and down my throat… I finally exhale to the side again before staring at her, “So, that’s it then? We’re just what? Friends who screw each other and talk about it?” and then, I almost unconsciously float the joint back into the right side of my snout for another pull with a somewhat disgruntled frown on my face... She frowns as she stares at me blankly, “Well, I’m playing it by ear right now, but it certainly seems to be that way, yeah!” I narrow my eyes while exhaling smoke from the right side of my muzzle as the joint burns on the other end, “And you’re fine with that?” Her eyes widen again, “Why wouldn’t I be?” As the hot fog travels down into my lungs, I gaze at this other kirin seriously and notice those luminescent azure scales on the side of her body with that pert rump and lovely tail that ends in a cute blue poof… I finally exhale, “I want to have sex again, but I’m finishing this joint first. I’ll pack the roach in with some fresh herb into my pipe when we get done. Is this acceptable?” By this point, I can tell she’s suppressing giggles, “Sounds good to me, bestie!” I nod and say out the left, “Right! But I’m not done smoking yet!” She nods again, “That’s fine, darling! Take your time!” Darling? I think to myself as I take another drag off the half-joint… I hold the smoke in my lungs as I stare back at her face, smiling at me… I see her cute nose there and those pretty sky-blue pupils of hers… I don’t know how to tell her this, but I don’t think it’s the necklace? I eventually exhale smoke and decide to float the half-joint back down to the glass ashtray in front of me before staring back up at her… “Ready!” <*****> And so I sat there on the bed, now kinda sweaty, and I used my green magick to stuff the half-joint, paper and all, into my blue glass spoon pipe sitting there on my nightstand… I glance over at her while floating the pipe and red disposable lighter to my muzzle from the right, “You sure you don’t want any?” She smiles and nods, “That’s fine bestie! I get to just watch you now in your natural habitat…” I glance back to my right near the pipe and think that statement is a little weird, but decide to forget it as the pipe lands into my mouth and I purse my lips on it and ignite the lighter overhead to fire it up as I magically operate the carburetor on the right side… “So, do you get it now?” She asks with a big smile on her muzzle as I sat there, exhaling smoke out the front of my mouth… I then turn my head left to gaze at the smiling blue face of this other kirin on my bed, “What do you mean?” She giggles, “I mean, I want to make you happy…” I frown, and ask, “Why” before bringing the glowing pipe to my face and igniting the lighter for another draw… “Well, lets just say that I got tired of being alone…” I exhale smoke and float the pipe and lighter down to my square wooden nightstand and turn my gaze left to look at her, “What do you mean?” She sighs, “Do you have any idea how lonely it is when everypony loves you?” I frown, “Uh, not really, no!” She looks down and sighs, “It’s always so predictable… Oh Silva, you’re so great! Oh Silva, can I do anything for you!” she raises her gaze to me. “But not you! You’re different.” My eyes widen, “Am I now? How am I different?” “Well, for one thing, you’re not immediately eating out of my hoof the moment we meet, and I’m not sure why?” “That makes two of us!” I say as the glowing pipe glides through the air to the right side of my snout. She lowers her gaze to me, “So what could it be then?” I inhale from the stem of the pipe while tapping the carb, “Shit if I know!” Her eyes widen, “Well, right!” I nod while the pipe floats in front of me and smoke pours out of my snout, “Right! Since we clearly have no way of exploring this mystery even further, we will now drop it! I will finish this bowl, and then we will have sex again!” Silva starts as she stares at me intently, “Uh, Skyfire! Are you horny?” I start as I stare at the other kirin, “Um, no! Maybe? It’s a definite possibility? Uh, are we gonna have sex again?” She smiles and giggles, “Well, sure baby! I mean, if that’s what you really want?” Baby? I think to myself as I nod my head, “Yes Silva! That sounds wonderful!” and then float the pipe to my mouth for another drag… <*****> And so, I didn’t even make it out of the bed that time! I sigh at the ceiling as I sit on the white fitted sheet on top of the bed, while both pillows are thrown to the floor… “Uh, we just had sex again, didn’t we?” I hear Silva from my left, “Yeah, it’s almost like you have a lot of pent up horniness?” I smile and giggle, “Well, you wouldn’t be wrong!” “Wanna talk about it?” “Not really…” “Well, what would you like to do now?” I gaze up at the ceiling intently as I suddenly don’t feel like I need to hide anything? “Do you really want to know?” “Yes…” I’m silent for a moment… “I would very much like to snuggle you and take a nap together…” Suddenly, I feel her hooves wrap around my body and I noticed the blanket levitating over me and landing gently to cover us two kirin… Silva nuzzles the left side of my neck, “Goodnight Skyfire!” I close my eyes at that point, still unsure of what I just got myself into… I feel apprehensive, and yet, at the same time, I don’t think I’d ever say no to her? I suddenly feel the warmth of her body on my side and soon, I notice her hot breath on the side of my neck too… I shortly also feel her forehoof go over the top of me as I sat on my back with my legs in the air, gently holding up part of the blanket… By this point, there are no more cannabinoids in my brain and I’m thinking clearly… And that only makes things more confusing! I felt very close to this warm dragon pony currently holding my side… I heard her breathing and as I turned the overhead light off with my magick, I became very aware of the many things I dare not say to this other kirin… I really should smoke again when I wake up I think to myself as I drift off into peaceful slumber… (To be continued…)