Today was a very beautiful day in Ponyville, a perfect one to go outside to play and enjoy the fresh air even though that was not the case of the purple unicorn known as Twilight who was usually at home reading books like there was no tomorrow while her wizard Spike and Saitama were playing a card game.
-Haha! I beat you!- he exclaimed celebrating his victory
*Even in these kinds of games I lose* thought our hero with a sad aura -let's play again-
-Another defeat? Of course why not- he answered quite confident in another victory
-Shut up!-
-What a bad loser you are- he commented with a chuckle
Second defeat
-Again!-
Third defeat
-Again!-
Fourth defeat
-Arghhh!- he growl like a mad dog
Fifth defeat
-Shit! This game is shit!- Our hero shouted frustrated while the baby dragon was laughing his head off at the faces his opponent was making
-Language!- Twilight using her magic puts a soap in his mouth, which he spit out
-Haha, h-hey friend, I don't think you should get like that for a game- Saitama spits trying to get rid of the taste of the soap
-Shut up, I've had enough losing to King- that caught Spike's attention and he asked
-King? Are you playing with a king?- Saitama deny his head
-He's not a king of something, King is the name of another hero from the Hero Association I'm in, he's a good friend of mine with whom I usually play games and usually I always lose and get angry and frustrated a lot-
-Wow, and he is strong?-
-The strongest of all- he replied with a smile
-Stronger than you?- Before our hero can respond, Spike burps a letter from Princess Celestia -Twi, letter from the princess!-
-I'm coming!-
-What does say?- asked our curious hero.
-Let me see- Twilight arrives and stands next to him to listen to the content of the letter -Dear Twilight Sparkle, through this letter I inform you of a potential threat to Equestria: a spreading smoke, it is not a fire but an adult dragon that is sleeping in a mountain cave, his snoring produces that smoke and I ask you to talk to him so that he takes his nap somewhere else or else Equestria will be covered in smoke for the next 100 years-
-Oh no! We must warn others! Let's go Spike!- The aforementioned gets on her loin to walk to the door -Won't you come?-
-Whatever- using his magic he would put the card game away while he put on his hero suit
Once outside, they warned eachpony that was on the road about what Celestia had reported and the smoke, they continued like this until they reached the park where the rest of the girls were enjoying the day or well that was until they noticed the black smoke in heaven.
-Listen well!- everypony paid attention to her -there is smoke spreading throughout Equestria- Saitama saw Fluttershy jump behind the ponies -don't worry, I just received a letter from Princess Celestia and she says it didn't come from a fire- everypony calmed down although that would not last -it comes from a dragon-
Once everypony was notified, the girls and our hero went to the Library where Twilight would explain the situation in more detail while she put some things away.
-For all the cinnamon rolls! What is an adult dragon doing here in Equestria?- Asked the cowgirl while Twilight reviewed some books
*What kind of expression is that?*
-Sleep- she answered, confusing the girls -according to Princess Celestia is taking a nap, his snoring causes the smoke-
-He should go to the doctor, that doesn't sound healthy at all- Pinkie Pie commented
-Well, at least he's not snoring fire- Rarity added -What should we do about it?-
-I'll tell you what we should do- Rainbow answered making everyone pay attention to her -hit him hard-
-I don't think it will work- Saitama opined, Rainbow looks at him as if to say: explain yourself -not everything is resolved with violence, first we must talk to him so that he can go to another place-
-Correct Saitama- Twilight smiled because someone as strong as he understands that, unlike her friend
-And if it doesn't work, we'll use your method of hitting him to make him go somewhere else- Twilight stops smiling, and it's Rainbow who does it instead.
-Argh, whatever- Putting that aside Twilight became serious -Princess Celestia has given us this mission and we must not fail, if we do it Equestria will be covered in smoke for the next 100 years- that makes Fluttershy scared
-Speaking of beauty nap- commented the dressmaker unicorn
-Well friends, I need you to pack supplies soon- Twilight using her magic puts on her saddlebag -a long trip awaits us, we'll see you here in less than 1 hour-
-Alright girls! You heard, Equestria is on our hooves!- She said animatedly as she put herself between Pinkie and Rarity -Do we have what it takes?-
-Yeah!-
-Obviously!-
-Yeah, we can do!-
After that, the girls left to look for their things and prepare to go before that dragon to talk to him so that he can take his nap in another place and if it doesn't work, they will use plan B.
-So? Where is that dragon?- asked our hero leaving the house together with Twilight
-I think it's quite evident, if you turn your head- she moves her head indicating where to look, and indeed, there was the cave where the smoke came from
-Oh, well, I'll be right back-
-W-Wait- very late, Saitama already flew to the cave with the intention of confronting the sleeping dragon -it can't be-
Our hero went to the mountain, where the smoke was coming from, he could imagine that he would be in the highest cave of the mountain, so he would start there, once he arrived, he searched for a while until he finally found the dragon that was sleeping peacefully on a large pile of gold and various treasures.
-Hey! Wake up! Wake up!- Seeing that he didn't wake up, he tapped him with his helmet making him wake up -You already woke up- in response the dragon roared at him -argh, jeez you should brush your teeth, you really stink- the dragon looks at him with indifference -whatever, you should go: your smoke is causing problems in Equestria-
-Go away? Do you think I'll listen to a four-legged insect with a ridiculous outfit- the dragon replied mockingly, annoying our hero
-Look dude, I don't want to have to use force to make you leave but I will have to use it- the dragon laughed thinking that it was impossible that he could be stronger than he
-You? Don't make me laugh, now go before I eat you- the hero ignored him and kept insisting so he annoyed the dragon who tried to crush him with his hand but to his surprise that individual took him by the claw to crash him onto the floor on his back *W-What was that?* he thought something pained
-I already told you: get out of here, you're causing trouble down there- the dragon tried to attack him again but Saitama simply dodged it without any problem, angering him even more
-You wretched brat- he growled irritated to open his mouth throwing a blaze of fire at our hero thinking that he had burned him completely -now if he stopped bothering- he tried to crush according to him: his corpse, but he took it again by the claw to smashing him back into his pile of gold he gathered *W-What the fuck?!*
-It's good that I came up with this to use a spell to make my suit fireproof- our hero said with a smile for such a brilliant idea and thus not spend money on cloth to repair it or ask someone to repair it for him
-I-I'm not leaving here- replied the dragon who slowly got up
-Why so much effort to stay? You have the whole planet earth to sleep in, but do you choose to sleep right where there is a whole town of ponies?- our hero approached him while the dragon backed away realizing that he was no match for him -If you didn't want them to bother you so that you sleep near a town, that will only cause its inhabitants to come to bother you and then you will blame them for according to your "wake up" when technically it was your fault in the first place-
*I can't believe I'm telling him about this... But I have no choice, maybe he'll let me stay if I tell him* thought the dragon as he sighed -okay, I'll tell you why I don't want to leave-
-Because?-
-I don't want to leave since this cave, apart from using it to sleep, I also use it as a hideout- for a dragon, hiding from someone is something very humiliating, but from whom it was hiding, it was worth doing
-Hiding place? Who are you hiding from?-
-... From that dragon-
-Another dragon scares you?-
-Y-Yes- he left the cave to look in different directions as if looking for something or making sure that no one was coming to that direction -in my homeland: Dragon Land, it was a day like any other, very boring when I heard through from one of my colleagues that a young dragon was causing a ruckus by beating up other dragons. I went with him to see and what I saw was a whole massacre: the still alive bodies of young people and adults on the ground covered in their blood, that dragon despite being very young was too strong, more than any other. More appeared to face him but he knocked them down as if nothing had happened, the problem increased until our Dragon Lord appeared and faced him... And to our surprise and horror, he couldn't even beat him, we had no choice but to run away to avoid being next... Between you and me: that dragon didn't look like a dragon but rather... Like a...-
-LIKE A "MONSTER"-
-I see, so you're here for that-
-Yes, that's why-
-Sorry men, but you still can't stay-
The dragon sighed irritably since that response was expected from that individual, so he looked at his gold and thought: well, it's not something he can't get back, he took some with his claw and offered it to our hero as a bribe.
-What are you doing?-
-Take it and leave me alone-
*D-Damn, that gold is too tempting* he thought, debating himself if he should accept it or not *I don't want to accept the gold but I can't leave the dragon here either*
*Urgh! What I do?!*
*How long does it take?* thought the dragon with a drop of sweat seeing the strange faces that our hero made
-I know!- exclaimed the hero with a big smile
-What thing?- our hero made his horn shine to generate a kind of reddish shield at the entrance of the cave -And this?-
-I want you to snore, my spell will do the rest- the dragon did what he asked and when the smoke passed through the shield it went to the sky but without stopping -it's like if you took away gravity from an object, it would simply go up to infinity-
-Soooo... There is no problem anymore?-
-Of course not my friend, problem solved-
-O-Okey... You don't want the gold anymore?-
Back in Ponyville
-Then, has Saitama already solved the problem?- asked the cowgirl, noticing how the smoke began to rise to the top without stopping
-It seems that yes- answered her seamstress friend
-What a relief- said the shy pegasus in an almost audible tone so none of the girls heard her
-Great, that fool again overtook us- growled the acrobat somewhat annoyed, in that she noticed that he was the one who was returning -Hey! You stole our adventure!-
-Rainbow Dash, calm down, he already solved the problem- Twilight said trying to calm her down although she noticed something our hero was bringing -Where did you get that gold?-
-As a movie I saw said: if you're good at something, never do it for free-