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// Pony Lecture 
// Story: Pets N' Ponies 
// by ShopperBrony90 
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The cries of the pets almost shattered Discord's lamp, like when Snow Demon, I-I mean Flurry Heart shattered the Crystal Heart, causing the Crystal Empire to almost get covered in snow.

"Twilight, what is all this?" Starlight Glimmer trotted to Twilight while glaring at the petrified pets.

"EVERY PONY, STOP!" Twilight used her freeze spell to stop the ruckus. "Spike is a BABY dragon, FOR. YOUR. INFORMATION!" Twilight let go of the pets. Twilight calmed to her normal tone. "Starlight, this is Blythe and her talking pets who are from an undiscovered dimension, not familiar to pony kind."

"Twilight," Penny Ling asked "When are we going home?" Penny Ling put her paws to her tummy. "I just don't know." Twilight sighed. "But I know, we ALL know is that until we find a way to bring you back, you need to act more pony-like!" Twilight pushed on Blythe's back again. "Sorry. It's a habit." Blythe sighed.

Twilight observed Blythe. She was a pale blue unicorn with a golden aura. She kept her dark blue eyes and brown hair, or in the ponies' case, mane. She had a pink headband on her head and a matching rubber band for her tail. Her cutie mark was a spool of hot pink, shimmering thread. "I say your pony name is..." It took a while until Twilight could make a name. Finally, she got it. "Shimmer Spool! How's that?" The pets and ponies nodded.

"I want you to try and live on hay and oats. Also, why don't you read Starswirl the Bearded's Magical Beginner's Book. Then get more advanced." Vinnie asked "So where are we going to stay. Stables?" Twilight giggled "What, no, you silly filly!" Soon, Twilight's giggled died out. Then she actually thought about it.

If the pets stay all in one place, it might not be the best idea. But in Fluttershy's cottage, it will be a cinch! But I remember what happened to Fluttershy when she took care of the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I don't want anyone turning into stone.

Spike tugged on Twilight's mane. "I have an idea. I mean, isn't it obvious?" Twilight looked at Spike.

"Terrible Comedy Skunk, go with Applejack."

"Clumsy Dancing Gecko, go with Dash."

"Crazy Monkey, go with Pinkie."

"Horrible Singing Dog, go with Rare."

"Shy Mongoose and Sensitive Panda, go with Fluttershy."

"Finally, Nerdy Hedgehog, go with Twilight."

Everyone was offended with their names, especially Russell. Twilight blushed and smiled weakly. Deep inside anger and humiliation rolled inside her. "Spike!" Twilight whispered. "They actually have names y'know!"