The Hero Of Equestria

by AgusQueen4


Boast Busters

-Come on Twilight, you can do it!- said the baby dragon encouraging her friend

-Okay, here it goes- Immediately afterwards, she would make her horn shine, making a mustache appear to Spike.

-Aha, you did it- taking a red marker I crossed out one of the tasks written on a piece of paper -apparition magic, it's number 25, 25 different magic tricks and counting- Twilight would blush a little -and this is the best trick so far Now- he said as he looked in the mirror -How about Rarity? What are you saying? Oh it's nothing, it's just my amazing mustache, ho ho-

The door of the library opens showing that it is Saitama who has finished helping ponies -I've arrived-

-Oh Saitama, you finally arrived-

-Yep- said this, he would take off his hero suit to make himself more comfortable -What are you doing? And why does Spike have a mustache?-

-Twilight is doing 25 spells to improve her magic- he shows him the sheet with the 25 spells, all done -Why don't you try it?-

-Okay, why not? What I have to do?- he asked approaching Spike who had the sheet

-First, teleportation spell- Saitama disappears and appears behind the unicorn, scaring her -okay, second spell: attraction- using his magic he would attract all the books in the library and then put them back in their places -third spell: juggling- Saitama levitates several tennis balls that were hanging around and juggles

-Hey, this is fun- they continued with each magic trick, achieving them with ease until they reached the last one, which was apparition magic -What do I make appear?-

-What you want-

Saitama thought about it until he realized that he could appear, so he concentrated a lot, he imagined a piece of clothing that he knew and that was his favorite. Both Spike and Twilight seem expectant of what their friend will do now. A red glow surrounded our hero's body, until he disappeared showing Saitama wearing a white and red sweatshirt with the words: Oppai.

-Great, I did it- he exclaimed happy to have his favorite sweatshirt again

-What is that, Saitama?- asked the curious unicorn

-It's my favorite sweatshirt-

-What does Oppai mean?- This time the baby dragon asked as he caressed his mustache

-Well, where I come from. Oppai: means big breasted girl, udders, or however you want to say it-

-Eh?- Twilight remained static for a moment until I reacted -EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!- she yelled back as she blushed

-... Did I say something wrong?- he asked with a drop of sweat from her reaction

-Why do you have that?!-

-Well, this was on sale and apart from that I was amused, so I bought it- he said using his magic he would take off his sweatshirt and leave it on the chair uses to read

-What happened here?- asked the baby dragon, quite confused by the scene that occurred.

-W-When you're older, I'll explain it to you- she replied embarrassed, hoping that over time he would forget about this so that she wouldn't have to explain it to him, since this kind of thing made her feel shame -Oh by the way- she makes her horn shine -I'm sorry Romeo, despite how attractive and charming you look, it's just practice and you have to go-

-Wait!- he try to beg but Twilight has already removed him mustache -uhhh, rats-

-Better, you looked ridiculous with that mustache- our hero opined discouraging Spike while Twilight giggled


A while later they went for a walk, the three of them talked about various topics, even though Spike stood out and his comments flattering Twilight and Saitama for their good use of magic.

-I thought that unicorns could only have a little magic to match their special talent-

-True to ponies whose talent]

-Hello Saitama!- Our hero saw that it was that pony he met when the two sat on the bench in a "human" way -How are you?-

-Oh, it's you- he pauses for a second trying to remember his name -Lysa?-

-You almost got it, I'm Lyra-

-Ah sorry, I usually forget people's names easily-

-No problem- she answered kindly as looked at Twilight -And what were they talking about?-

-I was talking to Spike about unicorns and the magic they have regarding his special talent-

-I see, well I have magic to be able to play my lyra- using her magic she would take out a lyra and she then it play a beautiful and simple melody for which our hero would comment that the tune is beautiful -Thank you, since I was filly that I like to play the lyra-

-Is your name like the instrument you play?-

-Well, each pony name means something, mine is, well lyra- she raise the instrument showing it -And what does yours mean? What does Saitama mean?- asked lyra curious and also arousing the curiosity of the Sparkles

-I really never asked me- he replied to the disappointment of his friends

-And what do you think it means?-

-I don't know, and really don't care much-

-Aside, we're going to pass!- warned a colt running next to another, Spike didn't have time to react so he collided with them leaving with them before the looks of the two mares And Saitama who found the scene funny, the baby dragon would ask what was going on so both portros would stop, sending Spike flying -What? You have not heard? There's a new unicorn in Ponyville-

-Yes!- her friend stated as she jumped -They say she has more magical powers than any other unicorn pony in the world- That surprised Twilight so she decided to ask

-Oh really?-

-It can't be!- Spike denied, who returned while rubbing his head -that title belongs to Twilight and Saitama- the unicorn would blush again because of what Spike said while Saitama wouldn't care, who thought of ways to rummage nose without resorting to his tongue as it bothers him

-Where is that unicorn?-

-It's in the Ponyville square. Let's go!- the colt jumped on Spike going to the square

-Yeah! Ha ha! Let's go!- He would also run but this time Spike managed to dodge him

The quartet would go to the square to see this aforementioned unicorn and see what was special about it so that the children considered it the pony with the greatest magical powers of any unicorn, once they arrived they noticed that there were several ponies watching a float which a female voice emerges.

-Come come everypony! Come witness the amazing magic- the float opens into a stage -of the great and powerful Trixie!-

A small explosion of smoke showed a light blue unicorn with a grayish cyan tail and mane with grayish light blue, dark pink eyes, her cutie mark was a magic wand with a magical trail and the most striking thing is that she had a magician's hat and cape. The ponies were surprised by the appearance of the unicorn.

-Look in amazement at the great and powerful Trixie! Executor of the most spectacular feats of magic that a pony's eye has ever seen!- said this, small fireworks would be shot giving more impact to her words

-Ho Ho, conceited- Rarity commented, disgusted by the unicorn's attitude

-Please, nopony is as magical as Twi- Spike stops short when he sees Rarity standing next to him, looking at him curiously -Twi Twi, oh- he blushes to cough a little to clear his voice -hi Rarity- greeting even though he realized something -Mustache!- said this, he left in a flash

*And what's wrong with this one?* Saitana thought with a drop of sweat when she saw that scene of the baby dragon

-Is there nothing wrong with being talented? Or if?- Twilight asked somewhat doubtful as she approached her friends

-Not at all- replied the cowgirl pony who looked at Trixie again and continued with her answer -except if someone presumes it as a show mare with new ribbon- Trixie kept doing magic tricks like making a bouquet of flowers appear

-Just because someone has the ability to do a lot of magic doesn't make them better than the others- Rarity added making Twilight's ears droop as she thought that if she showed her magic to her friends they would also think she was a show off

-And less with me being better than the others- Applejack looked at her angrily to which Rainbow Dash corrected herself -eh, I mean, yes, eh, dull magic, boo- her cowgirl friend kept looking at her accusingly

-Well well well, apparently we have some Killjoys in the public!-

*I don't understand how they do to stretch their neck like that* he thought curiously not paying attention to what was happening

-Who is so ignorant to question the magical ability of the great and powerful Trixie?- she asked angrily and offended while striking a pose -they don't know that they are in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria-

-Pff, really, who does he think she is?- she ask trickily, looking at Twilight

-Yes!- exclaimed the dragon, standing between both mares -we all know that Twilight is]

-Spike, shuu- the unicorn took the baby dragon out of the public to talk to him

-Where is Twilight going?-

-I don't know, but she seemed worried- answered her friend lyra

Trixie released his fireworks again, Rainbow Dash, fed up with that unicorn, flew up to stand in front of her to say a few words to her -tell us great and powerful Trixie! What does she make you think you're the best?!-

-Heh, well, only the great and powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to defeat! The terrible Ursa Major!!- she declare while fireworks came out of the trumpets that with their sparks created the figure of a bear with a star on her forehead, this amazed the ponies

-Isn't the Ursa Major a constellation?- our baldhead asked himself

-When all hope was lost, the Hoofington ponies had nowhere to turn but the great and powerful Trixie appeared and with her amazing magic she defeated the Ursa Major and sent her back to his cave deep in the Everfree forest- end his "epic" story with a smile, to which she receives compliments from both children

-Those children are very influenceables for their own good- commented our hero

-I thought the same thing- Lyra nodded affirmatively

-How do they know?! They haven't seen it besides Twi] Twilight using her magic makes her mouth a zipper shut so he can't speak

-Haha, it's true my little enthusiastic fans, Trixie is undoubtedly the best of Ponyfille- nopony spoke, only the sound of crickets could be heard even as our hero raised his hoof

-It's Ponyville- the hero corrected him

-Yes, whatever- the magician replied without much importance -don't you believe in the great and powerful Trixie? Hum, so I challenge you people of Ponyville, whatever you can do I'll do better. Challengers? Somepony? Oh Trixie is destined to be the greatest equine that has ever existed!- for the third or fourth time, the fireworks were shot

Spike opens his zipper so he can talk to Twilight -Please! It is unbearable! You must show her, you must do it!- he begged, holding on to her legs while she sobbed.

-He's right, that girl is unbearable- commented our hero

-There's no way I'm going to use my magic now, Spike, let alone]

-And what stops you now?- Saitama asked

-What do you say? You!- She pointed out to Twilight that she got nervous -What do you say? Is there anything you can do that the great and powerful Trixie won't do?-

-I-I- Twilight didn't know what to answer so now Trixie fixed her gaze on Applejack

-And good? Little seed- that was definitely the straw that broke the camel's back for the cowgirl's patience

-Enough of this! I no longer tolerate this!-

-Show him Applejack- Cheer up Spike

-Your magical powers can do this?- The cowgirl did several tricks with her rope, impressing the ponies -Get over it, friend-

-Talentless pony- she replied while her hat shone and then levitated showing that it was her horn -look and be surprised by Trixie's magic- the unicorn using his magic moved the rope like a snake, hypnotizing the cowgirl and then tied her legs and put an apple in his mouth -again the great and powerful Trixie, dominates-

-There's no need to go around hawking and bragging like that- the rainbow pegasus protested, Trixie looks at her with a smile -That's my job! -Said this, she would take off doing various tricks in the air ending up with a rainbow above her -They don't call me Rainbow and Dash for no reason-

-It wasn't because your parents called you that- asked our hero

-Not now, you ruin the moment!-

-When Trixie is done, they will only call you a loser- she made her horn shine, shooting lightning that made the rainbow move, turning into a tornado that sent the pegasus flying, falling to the ground -it seems that anypony with a bit of common sense I would think about it before challenging the great and powerful Trixie- using her magic she creates a cloud that releases a scared lightning bolt at the pegasus making her mane stand on end

-What she needs is for another unicorn to challenge her- nudges Twilight -someone with their own magic-

-Yeah! One unicorn to show the other who's boss-

-A true unicorn to face another- Twilight was going to speak but she is interrupted by Rarity

-Enough, sufficient, i get the hint, Rarity is above such nonsense, Rainbow and Applejack are like ruffians but Rarity has grace and beauty-

-I don't see the difference- commented our hero earning an angry look from the unicorn

-You don't opine!-

-Uuuy what's wrong with you? You are afraid of ruffling that nest of rats that you call mane-

-Challenge accepted- accepted the dressmaker with a determined look, using her magic and the curtain of the carriage would create a dress and a new hairstyle surprising the ponies, Trixie smiled mischievously to use her magic changing Rarity's hair from purple to green -Green hair?! Green hair! No!- the poor pony would go away crying

-What's wrong with green?- Lyra asked himself.

-Well Twilight, I think it's up to you, show him what you're made of-

-What are you taking about? I'm nothing] Twilight would be interrupted by a loud yawn from Saitama that brought their and Trixie's attention

-Damn, how boring this show is, I think the Twilight books are more entertaining. I'm going to the market, maybe there are offers- With nothing else to say, Saitama prepared to leave when somepony got in his way

-Bored? Bored?! How dare you say that the show of the great and powerful Trixie is boring?!-

-Well, as a constructive criticism: yes, it's boring, you should improve your acting, explore new tricks, if you understand me?- that really pissed Trixie off

-How dare you!? You can not improve perfection! If you say I'm boring why don't you challenge me like those losers! Are you afraid of the great and powerful Trixie!? What the hell are you?!? You don't look like a pony you look like a very weirdo, I don't even think you should have magic! What will you do!? Some silly tri]

-Enough! Look, I'm not in the mood to deal with you and much less with that attitude. I'm not interested in competing with you in magic duels or whatever, I have things to do, I'm not doing it because I'm a coward, I don't care what you think. You're just not worth my time, now if you'll excuse me- Saitama pushed Trixie away like it was no big deal, walking away from there. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, Trixie's wrath reached its boiling point

*Am I not worth your time?* She shot a death glare at our hero

-Eh?- Saitama was teleported to the stage of the carriage, with Trixie in front of him, who didn't seem particularly happy -I already told you that I don't want to compete with you-

-SILENCE! You've exhausted my patience, freak! You're not leaving here until the great and powerful Trixie has bested you and humbled you in front of these ponies! Show me what you're good at so the great and powerful Trixie will crush you!- Saitama looked at her annoyed, he looked in the audience and noticed how Spike begged him with his eyes to do something

-Fine, I will have a duel with you-

-Finally- Spike sighed in relief

-You really are a nuisance, so I'll be serious-

-Go ahead- Trixie smiled, still feeling a chill inside her but she thought it was just her imagination -do a trick and I'll get over it-

-Fine, you asked for it!- again the fireworks would be shot but this time the unicorn would use her magic to give it the shape of Trixie -What do you think? They can even say hello- the copies say hello to the bald man who doesn't even flinch, he leaves the stage -What's up? Have you already chickened out?- she ask mockingly

-Nah, I just want some space to do my "trick"-

-Oh yeah, What will you do?-

-Killer move serious series-

-Serious sideways jumps-

-APUAJF!- the unicorn exclaimed in shock, spitting up saliva, and she wasn't the only one since Rainbow Dash was in the same state when she saw such speed

-That's what I called it: putting the garbage in her place- Lyra commented with a smile

And that would be the beginning of Trixie's attempts to try to overcome Saitama who surpassed her in every spell to the point that she was left with nothing to do. After that overwhelming victory of our hero, he would retire home but not before being congratulated by Applejack for putting that smug mare in his place, he thanked him and left like that without further ado, Twilight followed Saitama to talk to him.


-Saitama-

-Hi Twilight, what's up?-

-Why did you do that?-

-Do what?-

-have a duel with Trixie-

-Who?- Twilight sighed, Saitama told her that he had a bad memory to remember names but he didn't think it was so fast

-The unicorn you faced a few moments ago-

-Ah yes, she, what's wrong with it?-

-Doesn't it bother that now they think you're a showoff?- Saitama looks at her confused

-Showoff? Why do they think I'm showoff? Your friends stood up to her and no one said they were showoff- Twilight told her why she didn't want to act, because didn't want her friends to think she was showoff -You really didn't do anything, just because you don't want them to think badly of you? I faced her. Do you think badly of me? What am I a showoff?-

-N-Not, at all, but it's]-

-But nothing. Showing off and demonstrate are different things, you saw it with her. Do you care more about what they think you, than defending your friends?- Twilight negate her head

-O-Of course not, I care a lot about my friends- this time it was Saitama's turn to negate his head

-Aha, and what did you do back there? Did you do anything to defend your friends who were humiliated and Rarity left crying? No, you didn't do anything. All because you thought they would call you showoff-

-Y-You're right, I'm a horrible friend and a very stupid one- she lowered her head to sob for being so stupid for not realizing something so obvious

-Hey, don't cry, it's true that you made a mistake, but it's not all bad, you can use this experience for the better and not make the same mistake again in the future, besides, I don't think your friends are mad at you- he consoled him while wiped her tears -come on, don't stay crying and go, show who Twilight Sparkle is-

-I-It's "sniff" right- the unicorn in a movement that left our hero surprised, hugged him -thank you Saitama, you're a great friend- she thanked while stopped hugging him

-No problem, now I'll go for offers. Do you want to give me a hoof?-

-Yep- Enchanted, she embarked on this offer adventure with his friend

And as they agreed, they both went to the market where Saitama explained and taught him the art of offers, how much should spend, tricks to find out if the offer is good, etc. All based on years of experience, while Twilight talked about various topics with our hero who listened and responded with his honest opinion.

This adventure of offers, made the bond of friendship between the two strengthen (only on Twilight's side, Saitama doesn't care). Later they both parted ways, Twilight would go talk to her friends about Trixie while Saitama would go home, after the day he just wanted peace of mind, as always. The first thing he did when got home was take off his suit and read Daring Doo's book. When he finished it, he began to do anything stupid with his magic to entertain herself, and at night he went to sleep for tomorrow. Sadly it was not possible, since he would be woken up by the sound of a loud roar.

-W-What happened? What was that?- He heard the roar again noticing that was coming from outside, so in a bad mood he got up and left the tree house looking for the noise until he ran into the girls -Hey!-

-S-Saitama, man, it's good that you're here- said a relieved Spike

-Who's making all this noise?- he asked, irritated, expelling a murderous aura that intimidated the girls and the baby dragon, who quickly pointed out the cause. A giant bear with orange eyes and dark blue hair with a star pattern, our hero approached him earning his attention -Hey fool, you interrupted my dream. I was dreaming of infinite discounts, you will pay for this!-

The bear roared, hoping that the individual in front of her would run away scared, but that was not the case, so she decided to attack him.

Saitama simply dodged all of his attacks without much difficulty, it almost seemed like he didn't even try to do it. The bear would get more and more frustrated for not being able to hit her opponent so she would intensify the attacks, going faster and stronger, Saitama just looked at him as if to say: you're not worth my time. Already wanting to go to bed, he got closer to the bear to attack.

-Consecutive normal punches- when impacting his punches on the bear's body, flew away due to the force of the impact, getting lost on the horizon of the dark night

Saitama, indifferent to what he just did, retired to the house without stopping to receive praise from the ponies that were celebrating our hero's victory. Trixie observed this, being even more surprised by the abilities of the freak that had humiliated her like no one else had, she furiously left Ponyville not only because her lie was exposed but because she would seek to improve herself to exact revenge against our hero.

While the children that they brought to the Ursa Major received the scolding of their lives by Saitama who gave them the punishment of cleaning up all the mess that the Ursa Major caused. Obviously he would not leave all the work to some children, the next day they would start and he would help them clean up... And no, this time there was no mustache.